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No worries, bahd! These summaries will remedy the dilemma so you won’t have to spend hours searching for the most sarcastic thanks, Salvador meeting Bri-Ashley, the inflatable floating Sharkie, Hitting the Post with TLC, the young man who can’t pronounce vowels while cleaning his cottage, when Gordon Lightfoot brings Bernie Nanaimo Bars, the Blank Lookin’ Mafk game, the origination of Andrea and Laramie, the phrase “whaddayawantferdat?”, the Reverb Guy, Gork-Gak, Gretchen McLuck, processing the loss of Jonathan’s mom & Jeremy’s father/brother.
Introductions & Rationale for poddy
“Canadianity” Vacation (from hell) cruise reflections – “Floating Vermin Festival” (Character: Dennis) Canadian Thing that comes to mind – Jonathan- “Want To?” Rob Ford discussion Storytime Chime (Jeremy – “6-7 no-shirted guys smoking crack and flexing”) Jay & Dan Interview Ask Ronnie segment (J-Roc appearance; “75% of the woman I polled referred to you as studly,” “What’s poppin’? What’s crackin’?”) Favourite Canadian TV Show (Jonathan – “Hanging In”) Jeremy – “Holy Boats right there” Favourite Canadian Food (Jeremy – “Peamale Bacon”) Favourite Canadian (Jeremy – “John Candy”; Jonathan – “Jeremy Taggart”) |
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Embarrassing stories (Jonathan – “New Years Eve 1979. Little Drummer Boy performance”, Jeremy – “Getting caught masterbating by my dad… like a runaway train,” Jonathan – (1995 hosting International Day to Eliminate Racial Discrimination alongside Master T – poor joke delivery)
Dealing with forgetting people’s names (Jonathan – Commit to the fake cough, Jeremy – Recall a shared experience; Everything sounds better with “BAHD”, Don’t like: buddy, boss, bossman or guy.) Bob Dylan Comebacks Ask Ronnie segment Danko Jones interview “Pop it into your Word Hole” Urkle calls Jonathan “the n-word” |
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Rob Ford discussion
Reflections on young drinking Jonathan’s working at McDonald’s Sochi Olympics reflections Jeff Marek interview John Dunsworth (Mr. Lehey) interview Ask Ronnie segment (J-Roc appearance) Crop Circles |
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Sick of Sochi
Jimmy Fallon & late-night talk show hosts Jay & Dan interview & discussion about Sochi Gerry Dee interview Callin’ Pranks game “Crushin it” Ask Ronnie segment (J-Roc appearance) |
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Post-Olympic Withdrawals/Reflections
Jeremy’s Rick Nash bar story Martin St. Louis drama Jonathan recollects a Pink Floyd concert goer story (“Don’t worry about it”, “Hey StreetCents!”) Jeremy – “Some speed with my legs” Jeremy recollects living with Sean Avery in LA Brent Butt interview Brian Volmer interview Poem Sayin’ Game |
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PJ Jeans/Fads in Fashion
Trailer Park Boys discussion B-Rich interview (“Out for a rip” & Jeremy’s “sneaky rips”) “BAHD” Poem Sayin’ Game |
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Rob Ford & Disgraced Sprinter Ben Johnson
Candy Awards Ask Ronnie segment |
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Dion Phaneuf & PK Subban discussion
Solange & Jay-Z in elevator video role play Callin’ Pranks Game Edmonton Oilers discussion “Dangling So” |
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Trailer Park Boys discussion
E-mail Blunders (Jonathan – “Wah Wah, My Pussy Hurts”) Ceiling Falling on Ronnie “Polar Grizz” Jersey Shore “Abters” Embarrassing Gigs (Jonathan’s role at Reality TV Show Awards–>Danny Bonaduce; Jeremy’s bar mitzvah drum solo) House renovations Disability acting roles (Rosie O’Donnell “Riding the Bus With My Sister”) Over & Under Game |
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Jonathan has laryngitis; discussion on being sick/ill
Jeremy’s drinking history; discussion on getting banged up Stompin’ Tom Connors Jonathan recollects meeting Queen Elizabeth Harry’s Mail Bag The problem with karaoke J-Roc’s new rap “CYT (Clap Ya Turdcuttah)” – recorded in laundry room Finishing up the school year/places to visit in the summer (Jeremy’s son – “FREEEEDOMMMMM”) “Take care, Bahd!” |
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Jeremy reflects on time with Our Lady Peace (going separate ways; 21 years; touring with “Jagged Little Pill” tour, new musical ventures)
Jonathan – “You’ve been blessed with the gift of the gab, bahd, if I do say!” State of music industry and entertainment (getting rid of landlines; TV->Netflix) Jonathan’s “3 Prong Recipe” for Career Choices: Fun, Money, Challenge (any 2/3) Bumping into TnT supporters Jeremy playing @ charity golf tournament with Staal family; Canadian PGA tour Chile–> Cheel-ay Summertime adventures with kids (Jeremy – “Cruisin’ in the Parks”) Suggesting names for Jeremy’s new rock combo; (Jonathan – “Handbag, Sac a Main, Overhead Bins, The Irony”); #namejeremysband Current state of TV shows (Two and a Half Men, Big Bang Theory) Jann Arden “Unloved” duet story Laugh tracks on “Intervention” (Street Cents removed laugh tracks from Friends, put it on Law & Order); Jeremy – “The worse it gets, the bigger the laughs are!” Live Woos; Jonathan – “I’ve always wanted to be a woo’er on a live record.” Jeremy featured on Chad Kroeger’s “Hero” music video (photo shopping Josey Scott’s ass; Jennifer Lopez’s “cottage cheese factor”) Mutt Lang’s list making songs; Chadville’s songwriting Sum41 on Jonovision (Jonathan checking out their moms); the end of Jonovision 80s Sitcom Theme Songs Game Kid on Vine (Plastic spoons on the eye sockets; “mmm – blocking out the haters!”) Jonathan’s Top 3 “Could’ve Beens”: John Stamos sitcom (regular cast member); Nightly talkshow on CNN; The Soup; Audition for Reality Show – House Busters; |
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Jonathan’s Charity Harness Racing experience (inflatable bouncy horse race; accused of cheating; “is this really happening?…the crowd has turned on me!”)
“Is This Really Happening?” stories Jonathan’s new country band (Shortlisted Names: Miniature Ponies & Giddy Up) “whack away on the Gibson Hummingbird” Jeremy’s new band name Tweet suggestions: J-Bahds, The Bahds, A Couple of Bahds, The Fords, The Ronnies, 12th Storey Massacre, Holy Boats Rob Ford update Jonathan recollects hosting CBC’s AIDS Care show for teens (Snow flew in from Jamaica; “big times” the hotel; 3-4am partying; return to hotel to middle-aged women in their room; Snow was arrested the night before the performance; Sexpert Sue Johanson put tire-sized condom over Jonathan in a giant penis suit, photographer takes photos with Snow; best songs are ones that sound like children’s nursery rhymes; “ very playgroundy”) Jeremy’s Musical Guilty Pleasures; “force feeding musical vegetables” Jonathan recollecting his daughters singing Spice Girls GagnYES or GagNON Game (Impersonator Andre Philippe Gagnon) Getting Boat License “Fucks Sakes” as a band name |
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Reflections on Roberto Alomar (on Mr. D, his “rehearsed but patient smile,” 90s McCain’s “Catch the Taste” commercial – Jonathan – “Catch the taste isn’t even a thing!” – Jeremy – “When it hits the palate and you’re catching it with your flavour bits… picture the little Rawlings glove towards the end of your tongue or wherever the hell those parts are.” – Jonathan -“Robert-O-My-God that’s good juice!” | “I am livid if you can’t tell.” | “Ala-mar-ma-lade”“Jeremy Braggart” OK Blue Jays song “Boots n Hearts” Country Music Festival Jeremy’s festival Ecstasy experience Saved By The Bell movie Jonathan’s Worst Fear: Computer taken into custody, Judge asks “did you or did you not search DustinDiamond.com?” Sobey’s reflections (upscale Jewish grocery store in Toronto; Jonathan made dress for his daughter; negotiating with “Inspector Killjoy” for 150 burger patties) Jonathan hosting “Crew-BQ” for Mr.D crew (Giant Tiger: Washer Toss, Bean Bag Game, Lawn Darts, “Cart Guy Carl” gives 5% off, soccer-baseball) Mario or Jennifer Lopez Quote Game (Lopez or No-Pez, Mari-Yes/Mari-No) George Lopez Joke Quote (jokes4us.com – “ethnic jokes”) Miniature Ponies 1st gig |
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Jeremy’s microphone mishap (“could’ve been an interview with the pope!”)
Peter Mainsbridge’s private audience with the Pope; mistaken for President of Poland Jonathan’s Trailer Park Boys hotel room story (“Love at First Diss”; walking in on “one of the dudes from one of Canada’s best known bands” having sex) “When you’re touching that remote, you’re pushing old load.” Hotel Concierge’s weirdest request: litre of maple syrup and saran wrap MuchMusic’s 30th anniversary reflections (Past Vjs, Speaker’s Corner, music-based coverage –>media/pop culture coverage) Jonathan’s birthday plans for Battle of Alberta season opener Summer festivals (“shake down, take down,” “Dry Humperies,” Concert on the Hill, Marti-Gras on Argyle Street) Dan Gallagher – “He liked to pound some frozen soldiers” Jonathan’s – “Over-laughinsating” Can80’s Videos game Jeremy recollects going to the washroom, wearing werewolf costume, missing 4am intro. “Whatev salad” Replacement lead singers (Gowan for Styx, Arnel for Journey) Phil Collins – “FANKS” Sting’s solo efforts “de-valued” the stock of the Police; has dinner at a huge table with a throne. “Can you pass the asparagus? Can you pass the Kale chips? Do you like the Sirloin? Have you tried the Brussel Sprouts?” “THANKS” Sting’s kid is a total brat: “Fuck off” “Would you like some eggs n beans?” “Fuck off, you’re not my mum!” (Jonathan: “Why are Sting’s kids so angry?!”) Cavalia horses dancing to “Cotton-Eyed Joe” |
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Jonathan welcomes Jeremy with “Elanor Rigby” rendition
Apple iPhone6 release with inclusion of U2’s new album– Bono needing to tap out; “promo not dough”; the iWatch Discussion on materialism Copycat Songs: “When does ‘inspired by’ turn into ‘flagrantly stealing?’” 2 Truths & 1 Lie Game Karate chops in hotel room closets Can-80s Commercials Game #ALSCHALLENGE – Jeremy’s Ice Bucket Challenge story Jonathan discusses Oilers season opener with 1984 team in attendance; high cost NHL tickets Jon Stewart convention |
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Phil Kessel arrives 15lbs overweight to training camp; importance of player conditioning
NFL discussion: media/tabloid coverage; domestic violence, “beating kids,” & Michael Sam situation; lack of response; short player lifespan Discussion of Rob Ford being diagnosed with cancer Thigh gaps and bellies: Jeremy – “women are finding that Randy look… they get randy over randy! They like the barrels! If you don’t have the barrel, they won’t look atcha…. They like the big poncho!”; crack weight-lifting Seedy, rich barrelled business men in Yorkville; Adult films being filmed in the Hyatt on King; listening to Ke$ha or Pitbull; 5000 thread count shirt 3 things Jonathan’s not into: Camping, Bay Street, & Vancouver Can90’s Videos Game [Jeremy’s favourite comedy acts: SETV, Kids in the Hall, Jeff Martin; Jonathan agrees, except Burton Cummings for 3rd pick) |
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Jonathan’s African Thumb Piano
Massey Hall: Jonathan as J-Roc; Jeremy performing 8-minute drum solo (gig with Jay Baruchel & Matt Good) – Drum solo etiquette “Sharp Dressed Man Wedding Drummer” video on YouTube (Rick Kay and the Allnighters. Jonathan – “he brought uzi to a kitten fight”; Jeremy – “isn’t that the guy that looks like Mr. Perfect, the wrestler?!”) Jonathan – “Aren’t drummers kinda like the goalies of the hockey world?” Phil Collins – Cheesy Disney Shit; overall good drummer; “Take Me Home” Jeremy reflects on 90s beef with Matt Good Analysis of the tweet highlighting supposed tension (Jonathan – “I laugh like an 8 year old girl so it doesn’t happen often, but when it happens, it’s great… Like, I cackle like a hyena…”) Live Tweet questions Which sounds better? Torrens & Taggart vs Taggart & Torrens; Kevin/Jill; Tracey/Stewart; Laird/Sasha; Tim/Chrissy; Amanda/Tommy; Kate/Brady; Linda/Larry; Kyle/Mary; Gretta/Barry; Tracey/Tom. “Add the N first: N-Kevin & Amanda”. De-Shawn/Le-Kevin; 2 kids named Easton & Weston. “My son, N-Brent.” Hanque. N-Kelly. (Le-A –>LeDasha). “Y’all Jealous.” Noreen/Nick. Noreen/Norbert. M-Nick/M-N-Kelly. N-Randy. M-NeShawna. (“Tattered & Torn”) Can70’s Videos Game (Terrible Name Game) Jonathan guest hosting Q with Andy Kim (SoCan mug); 2 months later, CBC security calls and requests to FedEx it back. “Chad-Vil” divorce. (Avril – “Sea-monkey sized wisp of a thing”) Jeremy reminisces bout touring with rap acts Live Tweet questions “Keep blockin out the haters!!” |
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Theme song sing-a-long
Jeremy’s 14 year old “fake-sex” story: “In actuality, I was the worst and had zero game.” Jonathan shares about his week in Yellowknife and Oilers’ season opener (Barney Bentall; no caribou meat around- “if you’ve ever jammed a caribou burger into your pink mouth , that’ll set you straight real quick”; “dope MCs in the ‘knife”; Oilers team analysis; jersey-throwing fan lost his iPhone – “Screw You Guys! Nooooooo!”) Toronto Blue Jays update Leaving a game early to beat the parking Milan Lucic’s distasteful act. (“Thrown load”; “like a Dr. J skyhook over the glass…coating the folks in imaginary load”) Oilers Fan from Athabasca felt up Jay Onrait’s sister in high school Poem Sayin’ 2000s edition Halloween Costumes (Jeremy’s kids – Black Grim Reaper Thing, zombie-ing it up; Jonathan’s kids – fairy, Red Riding Hood; Jonathan wanting kids to go as bag of garbage or compost; Best Costume: Exploding suitcase; Jonathan’s Hearing-impaired costume, Jeremy’s ocean costume, drunk Ronnie’s Frankenstein costume) |
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Jonathan’s Canadianity lifestyle (“to the bone” – fully embracing quirky Canadian-ness)
Jim Carrey hosting SNL (“landed a segway”; strained presentation/difficult for writers; funny cast not being used; Jonathan’s all-time favourite SNL cast members: Bill Hader & Kristen Wiig; Mark McKinney having pedigree but not cutting it on SNL; eavesdropping Farley, Sandler, Spade, & Chris Rock in a restaurant “no holds barred trying to entertain each other”) David Spade & Jonathan’s friend on a date: “Big Mama’s House 2” to see trailer for his new movie; “no hammer time, that was it…” Post “Tom-Kat” wedding: Jim Carrey wanted to “usurp it and make it look stupid” by renting 2 studios at Warner Brothers – Winter Wonderland (ice skating rink, reindeer, In&Out burger truck, actual snow storm, 1800s little people carolling, penguins, etc) & Over the Top money spending. (Morgan Freeman “they are birds, but cannot fly”; Tom, Katie, and Tom’s mom show up – Katie “a full head taller than Tom on skates” Tom skates “amazingly,” swooshes over, gets down, Footloose style and “Mission Impossibled her”, putting jacket under her head. “The party was validated by his very presence.” Jimmy Fallon – “jumped too soon” into film career from SNL Dukes of Hazzard co-stars John Schneider and Tom Wopat record Jazzy Christmas album (Jonathan: “It’s just ill conceived and a bad idea”) David Hasselhoff & 9-11 story (invested $40 mil of his own money on Pay-per-View special in North America which aired on September 11th) Jeremy gives advice to up-and-coming musicians Jon Bon Jovi – “Would sell his grandmother for a hit song”; “’member?” Carrey or Don’t Carrey Game –> Carrey or Not Carrey Name a Mariah Carey song Game Story behind “Awesome”: Jonathan recollects a t-shirt; Jeremy shares about a place in the woods – “Mom, can I go to Awesome?” Jonathan’s truck rental company: RollingProductionRentals.com; Jeremy: “that is a horny idea and visually logo horny.” Jonathan: “I’m now a trucker who dabbles in tv.” Getting on iTunes: open up “a whole new world” Jeremy playing in a cover band with 50 year olds at 15 (kicked out for being too young; “Tell him I’m in Calgary on tour” while in the shower) Jonathan recollects when he felt the most pressure: Being DJ for 15 year old kids wanting to get it on during slow jams; “Let it Be”; “Put it back to the start!” Tarzan vine-to-vine of stories |
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“Jeremy Taggart all night and day” – Jonathan’s rendition of “Unskinny Bop” by Poison
Jian Ghomeshi discussion Suggestions for new Q host: Jonathan Torrens? Peter Gzowski? Shad? Norm MacDonald? Buck 65? Tom Power? Jann Arden? Wab Kinew? Piya Chattopadhyay? -Jeremy would change the name to “H” Jonathan’s love of Bill Clinton “Bubba” Jonathan teases Jeremy for loving “Two & a Half Men” “Who’s On Mainsbridge” Game (Peter Mainsbridge “voice of reason and soothingness”) Ford Brother; Geddy Lee; Gordon Lightfoot; Sidney Crosby; Barack Obama (both picked) |
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AMA Review – “Make some Noize” Drinking Game – Pitbull; “Jarring & Unsettling to see him without sunglasses” – Aretha Franklin/Diana Ross called Dick Clark – “Dick Cock” – “ohh ‘Member?!?” re: Nostalgic pairings (too old to know the new artists) – No longer performing: production, lip syncing, miming instruments, playing with tracks, etc.Miniature Ponies’ first gig (Drummer Darcy running late for gig; Mike Clattenburg – director for Trailer Park Boys – filled in for 4-5 songs!) Jeremy’s grandma “had a thing for Mick Jagger” t-shirt “Not allowed lendin’” Adidas Rugby pants (Grey with purple stripes while everyone else had navy ones. “Might as well be an albino pigeon”) Bully Remorse (Jonathan’s childhood bully Vince – “Hard to look cool with tears in your eyes; sitting in the middle of the backseat; in a headlock”.) Jeremy’s hair pulled so hard it felt good. Jonathan’s Grade 8 bully was sleeping with the teacher, would drive her car (“I’m gonna fulligan kill you”). Jeremy’s bully pounded head against cement wall “like a Roman bully”. Teachers with liquor/dart breath. Jeremy’s teacher snapped and started hitting golf balls through the window. Jonathan gets put in the A-team basketball game – (Mr. Gannan – “just don’t touch the ball”); Jeremy’s creepy, strange pedophile baseball coach; Jonathan’s first drink of hard liquour was with soccer coach who fabricated a tournament to take group camping The 1st Annual Greasies (Greasiest spots in Canada) Jeremy’s late-night coffee – “Taggart & Torrens in the evening” Greaseball 3-Quote Game “He Shoots, He’s Pissed” – Jonathan as a high-voiced, monotoned, angry Franglais hockey coach with Jeremy as the stick-boy that lives at the rink |
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Jonathan’s beef with “Right On!” – RollingTruckRentals.com: Quote for truck repairs was doubled! – “Right on!” – @ Registry to get plates for truck: Woman unable to help him further – “Right on!” – Truck won’t start, power died: “Right on!” – “It’s an epidemic! 3 times in one day!”; “He put on his Teflon nothing sticks ears and right-on’d his way out of it!”; “NO! No part of this is right on!!”Jeremy’s late night of “Death from Above 1979” documentary; “epic night of laughs” Jeremy’s update regarding his transition out of Our Lady Peace; “enjoyment of the possibilities of anything” Breaking News: Taggart & Torrens hitting airways – TSN1050 on Dec 29/30, 2014 Importance of being open to new opportunities; “waiting for the phone to knock” Gold Isuzu Trooper guy getting shot by drunk hunters; Wheels’ Dad owned one “Is it Hawking Talking?” Game How-to-do Christmas with kids Entitled Kids 25 year anniversary of StreetCents – a similar show is needed today “it’s fit for the pit” Mike Clattenburg (StreetCents & Trailer Park Boys) playing pranks Jonathan is “a mess” when putting up Christmas Tree like his dad; Jeremy put up his real “wide, leaner tree”, the tree fell “right in front of me” at 2:30-3am; tree: “Hey Bahd! I’m banged up.” Jonathan recollects “Little Drummer Boy” story of humiliation. “Your mouth to God’s ear…” |
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“Christmas Spec-tagg-ular” & “Torrens-tial Amount of Gifts”
Products of Environment: Jonathan’s dad hated putting up the tree Stand Technology: Wide base/girth, 3-banger vs 4-banger, “triangle screw technology doesn’t work”, “tree stand has to have a wide stance” Willie Nelson’s favourite joke = worst joke in the world (Woman getting stung by a bee) Worst Gifts: Jonathan – bag of tiny hotel soaps; Twitter follower: one windshield wiper, 2L pop bottle bird feeder; Strawberry Shortcake doll; $1 Giant Tiger gift card; loaf of bread & 2 rolls shellacked, turned into candle holder; LCBO gift certificate; earrings & Backstreet Boys magnet to 23 year old guy; weight loss book & salmon orange dollar store MC Hammer pants; Pot of Gold chocolates with middle missing; assortment of meat seasonings; gravy boat; Reactions to bad gift giving; Jonathan giving “racist paraphernalia” Gift Gap: Established terms of gift giving (ie: Ornament exchange turned into Armani gift giving) Jonathan’s family trip to Nashville to see Emmylou Harris Jeremy clarifies the 3-banger vs 4-banger tree stand situation; Jonathan bought his stand from Canadian Tire, wearing Sorel boots, with Bryan Adams’ “I Need Somebody” playing #Canadianity moment (Bryan Adams Reckless Flu – BARF; Desert Island Bryan Adams’ jam – Jeremy refuses “Whatevs Salad”) Holiday Hum-Off Game (inception of developing characters before songs) Family traditions: Jeremy: open 1 gift on 24th, sticking fingers into gifts, searching in closets, etc; Jonathan: had to wait for mom to put on lipstick, opening one gift at a time, Nutcracker playing, spiced doughnuts Allan Doyle biography – reflecting on stuffing food down, otherwise someone else would eat it; poor family warming themselves together with the oven for heat Christmas > New Year’s Eve B4-4: Orange, spiky haired troll dolls, “Weren’t they Chippendale’s dancers?” ; “Whatever happened to the Moffatts?” Trailer Park Boys popularity – Bands & Sports Teams passed around dvds; US audiences didn’t know if it was a Documentary vs Mockumentary; TPB touring with Our Lady Peace Aspirations to get TNT on iTunes; possibility of a podcast tour “Do you think Wheels’ dad will come by for Christmas?” |
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iTunes debut – #1 Comedy Podcast
Jonathan’s ominous neighbour – “It’s a nice day outside” –> “Yeah… too nice!”; “He’s like the Lennon to the world’s McCartney”; “You got your tractor fixed, Harold?” “yeah, but one trip up and the field and that thing could be bitched.” “Bitched” = Something being broken Jonathan – “What the clam?!” Leafs Update: Carlyle fired; classic band-aid solution; Kessel – “2 weeks on, 2 weeks off” Word Juniors Update: CAN vs RUS; Essence of Canadianity = Curtis Lazar smiling on the ice; Darnell Nurse – “Silver Lining on a Dark Cloud” BAHD of the Week: [Jeremy: Canadian World Junior Team; Jonathan: Darthregus from Calgary matches $300 bid for Halifax Co-Op] Jeremy explains CD vs MP3 sound quality. (mastered according to Suzanne Vega song) Jonathan discusses his “Off the Record” reputation that’s followed him; “like a mosquito in my ear” TnT Movie Suggestions: TSN FTW – Shout outs to Gord Miller, Ray Ferraro, James Duthie, Bob McKenzie |
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Reflecting on the 25th episode anniversary: B-A-H-D “taking over the world”; “Canadianity as a movement is taking over and it’s great”
T-Shirt budget & 12-shirt breakdown. Canadianity Definitions: snow; paying for guy behind you at Tim Hortons; sorry; being nice; helping people around you; shovelling elderly neighbour’s walk; “sorry, bahd, they didn’t have any Canadian Maple, so I got you a box of Timbits;” when your beer-league goalie shows up 5 min before you hit the ice. –> Winning submission slips drawn out of a toque (like Sunday afternoon at the Bingo Parlour; grandmas hacking darts; “8 cards going with multiple dabbers going with a dart in their mouth – THAT’s skill”) Winner: Jeff Brown. “Let’s read some more responses… want to?” Terry Fox; back bacon, bag of ketchup chips, Moosehead beer, & beavertail for dessert; Nickelback; John Candy; “Cold out there, eh? At least there’s no mosquitoes!” “given the circumstances;” battling each other for niceness; bringing sleds to the school for kids at pick-up time… Winner: Moose Bertleson (TNT-Tees) Canadianity Stories: Jeremy – Taking mushrooms in White Rock; Jonathan – Bagpiper playing while a brawl outside Charlottetown bar; Being atop of Northwest Territories mountain, drunk on whisky, with Rick Mercer, seeing a muskox; Writing for Junos (David Suzuki and Gordon Lightfoot introducing Bruce Cockburn). Bahds of the Week: Jonathan- Matt (brought brew to the neighbourhood shimmy game) or (honourable mention to Bruce who oversees the neighbourhood rink; Jeremy- Tim Oxford from the Arkells (helps post TNT episodes) Jeremy’s Cold Winter Classic Jams Jonathan recalls being given expensive Bauer skates; apologizing for his skating ability Jonathan serenades Jeremy with “Littlest Hobo” song: “Maybe Tomorrow” by Terry Bush Jeremy mentions being in the “Hey Jude” video, next to Ringo. Jeremy’s most banged up story: 28th birthday @ Juno’s; (discusses allergy to alcohol & migraine headaches); really hammered, gave person a hug, tried to pull off fake hair… “What are you doing? — You know what I’m doing.” (Jonathan: “You tried to smoke him out.”) Jonathan @ Gemini awards: Congratulates man’s wife on being pregnant – not pregnant. “You Don’t Remember Me, Do You?” – is the worst! Dustin Diamond going to jail for stabbing on Jesus’ birthday. (Dust-in-the-Wind) Discussion on employment opportunities and longevity in the business. Jonathan – “Unless I have a moral opposition to something, I do it” “Your mouth to God’s ear, Jeremy Taggart!” Earth-shattering news: Target pulled out of Canada like… “Ronnie just burst in the room” “Harper pulled out of Kyoto” “Justin Bieber’s father should have” “The Leafs out of playoff contention” “Shaun White in Olympics” “Dump snake from Ricky’s bird” “Will Smith should have before Jaden was conceived” “BiWay out of the dictionary” Looking through catalogues (Consumers Distributors, Canadian Tire) Jonathan buying high school girlfriend 2 feet of chain that turned her neck green; dumped shortly thereafter–> Discussing negotiation and middle-men in adolescent relationships. “Wanna pound? Lol?” “You can LOL yourself out of anything.” Discussion of porn and its effect on monogamous relationships. (Jonathan’s analogy of the all-you-can-eat buffet; Jeremy’s viewing of porn in the barn; Eatons/Sears swimsuit catalogue pages; Jeremy didn’t get “the talk” but got caught having a yank at 14) Jeremy shares Ronnie’s experience growing up in strict Catholic upbringing Jonathan recalls his e-mail gaff, where his manager sent out – “Wah, wah, my pussy hurts. I don’t want to be a fucking panellist.” as “reply” to Jonathan rather than “forward” to his assistant. Discussion on how to keep from impulsively sending things. (Jonathan: Type a draft, sit on it for 24 hours, then send if you still feel the same way) Jonathan requests Top 5 Snowbird (Summertime/Wintertime) Jams for next episode |
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Jonathan travelling to “sunnier climbs” aka Florida with the family; Jeremy contemplating a trip to Cali during March break to “Universally -Disneyworld-esque experience”
Jonathan recalls flying to England at 6, wearing a “Humiliating bib that said UM – Unaccompanied Minor-which might as well have been like perv-alert, right?… Hey pervs, this child is solo!”; Jeremy recalls Taggart Family trips – James having heat stroke while camping “punching at bugs attacking him… he was having like hallucinations in his tent.” Jonathan’s dad having “Ronnie-style” outbursts when felt hard-done by – leaving groceries behind if boxes weren’t available; taking bullies in his car to principal’s office. Jeremy’s mom cheering him on while fighting bullies. “Get’em Jere, Come on!” Liar Friends: Far-fetched storytelling (Grandma taught him how to box/protect himself, fends off bullies, comes home, nanny is dead); “The TSN Turning Point”, “no possible truth-ville”; Jeremy’s white classmate who was cousins with Michael Jackson –> “Whatev Salad!” Right to Ditch – RTD: Jonathan’s top friend quality; Jeremy – “Can we do that thing, like you promised?” Basement Drills – “Lights out, everyone in the basement”; Taggart’s woodshop teacher coming to his house every week wanting $2. Woodshop Class – teachers warning the students, “Fire it up”, making num-chuks and picking up girlfriends. Jonathan’s Walrus magazine awards dinner/auction. Unintentionally offered $3500 to take Margaret Atwood to lunch. “My big mouth got me in big trouble… Idiot Tax!” Jonathan is worked over by guy requesting $20, gives him $80. Canadian Kids Shows: [YouTube Playlist] “You won’t believe what America’s like, yeah?” … “Thanks!”… “You gotta accept me as I am.” “How’s it going in America, Harold? — Oh Auntie, you won’t believe it!” “Feck off!” Discussion of Elisha Cuthbert turns into the Who having a fight. –> The Most Sarcastic Thanks. “I really like the song you just released… — Oh, Thhhhihhhannkkkkkkksssss.” Mr. Dressup theme song [The Greatest Canadian Kids Show – Ernie Coombs; Jeremy: “Give yourself a pat on the back” — Jonathan: “If only my arms were that long.”] Bahd of the Week: Daniel MacDonald who created TNT Movie Trailer Jeremy’s best friend, Alex O’Reilly, can’t yell. Jeremy’s Top 5 Canadians Down South Jams [YouTube Playlist] (Jonathan sings 1-866-WOW-DEAL; Basic impromptu scenarios started) Robert Plant & Alanna Myles Jonathan assigns “Top 5 Stick it to the Man” jams (“You know what, Corby? I’ve been working in this stink hole for 2 years now listening to you tell me that I suck day in and day out… I’m done!” –> Turn Me Loose!) Phat Bacc – Love song about a shapely Posterior; rapper asks random patron at mini golf place to be in the music video, they end up dating [Video] Jeremy discusses current Canadian music, distaste towards spinning stick drummers Jonathan – “Where the cheese is, that’s you’ll be apt to find me, bahd” Sweet & Sour, Chocolate & Peanut Butter, Sugar & Spice, Horton’s Double-Double & a Maple Cream. Intention to dedicate Episode 27 to Dave Semeko & NHL’s Greatest Goons. “Goon-a-bration. Goon but not |
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Jonathan recording from “sunny climbs” in Florida
Torrens’ household Slairs; 5 coats of industrial anti-slip; “If you’re wearing burlap shorts, you’re probably okay, but if you’re wearing silk pajamas, you might go through a log wall” – fighters must wear oven mitts. TTV – Time to Vocal; “Hitting the Post” game explanation and introductions Jeremy’s Top 5 “Stickin’ it to the Man” jams Jonathan assigns “Dressing Room, Pump-Up” jams Goon But Not Forgotten. (Dedication over Sarah McLachlan’s “I Will Remember You”). Honourable Mentions: Tie Domi, Dave Semenko, Tiger Williams (pulled Jeremy’s hair in the Juno Cup), Bob Probert, George Laraque, Matthew Barnaby, Ron Hextall, Ray Emery, Ian Laperrier, Mike Rupp, George Parros (Jeremy – “mustache-o smart man, serious school action”), Marty McSorely, Donald Brashear, Chris Neil, Chris Nilan. Hockey Wives tv show. Jonathan – “Is that something you’ll watch with your eyes?” Bahd of the Week: Mike MacFarlane for creating the TnT website: www.taggartntorrens.ca Greasies Stickers for the windows of restaurants Discussion about favourite TnT games SpunOut TV show (allegations towards one of the actors & show gets pulled; Lost Prophets pedophile; Social quicksand) |
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Jonathan in Montreal working on YTV’s Game On show
Jonathan’s room service mix-up; calls after 70 minutes – apologizing; the guy chuckles “I forgot to get your room number” – the new “right on”; Jeremy reports that his food arrives too quickly Jeremy discusses life on the road – hotel rooms, killing time, boring cities, looking for escape, etc. Jonathan watches Nacho Libre 3 times in 2 weeks Jeremy discusses house cleaning -“fire the vacuum around”; Jermaine Jackson loving vacuuming (train wreck reality tv show); “The Taggarts” – reality tv show with Jeremy’s parents. Twitter Follower Questions: Hit the Post Game (Round 2) Bahd of the Week: Jeremy – his good friend Brad Lang; (Jeremy gave his shirt to Brad; ordered 2 dozen more shirts; talk of TNT buttons; curiosity towards potential sponsors) Jonathan – Mike Stevens (bluegrass harmonica player who donates 50% of his proceeds to kids across Canada; instrument lending libraries, etc. “Maybe my bahd of a lifetime!” ArtsCircle Canada Website) Twitter Questions (continued) |
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Jonathan in Phoenix; Jeremy in -29 Toronto. “Sweet America… I think everyone’s getting donkey-fisted by this winter.”
Jeremy – “Yikers Island” Jeremy’s Top 5 Locker Room Jams [YouTube Playlist] Jonathan assigns Top 5 Canadianity Post-Break up Jams for next week (“It’s over, eh?”) Bahd of the Week: Tim Thompson (@b0undless) – Hockey Night in Canada Music Montage maker; discussion of 2 dozen TNT shirts hot off the press Breaking TNT News: 12-1pm filling in for Mike Bullard on Newstalk1010 Anti-Skype conversation 50/50 Shots Game (Maple Syrup Shot after True/False questions; must say Canadian word– “What the clam are we doing?”) Jonathan recalls buying Ketchup chips at the ice rink; Jeremy mentions “piping hot” hot chocolate, soup, hot dog, & some chips. Discussions on bed-wetting (Jonathan’s sleep-over story @ age 8)–> Parenting was more severe back there. Jeremy – “I’m loud but not ragey.” “Bahd” lightens the blow when delivering bad news Jonathan enters father-in-law into contests in the mall. “It’s a ticking time bomb.” Garage Sale today sign at bottom of in-law’s driveway; Canton Cafe Eggrolls prank “Let’s not play that game ever again, want to?” Discussion of a “best of” games episode Canadian winter = -40 with windchill; Jonathan – “Yikers Island!” |
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“Holy Catfish!… 30th episode spectacular! Happy bahd-iversary, bahd!”
Winter storm discussions – “It’s bananas!”; Carol pulling girls on a sled Appreciation for being home with their families and kids; Jeremy’s 4yr old: “Why do you have to pick me up today?”; Jonathan’s 5yr old referring to the guy with no shirt on mowing the lawn (must be wearing knee-length, frayed, Denver Hayes jean shorts and Reebok pumps) “Shirts-Off Party” – Hockey player thing, not bowlers. Jeremy recollects road trip in Montana. Jonathan – “I have a really long thorax and short legs… I’m disproportionate…” Bahd of the week: Chris Bailey (@wigglechicken) broken ankle stranded in Ireland. Jeremy recalls Daniel Carcillo’s mandatory “shirts-off party”; topless drumming; recent high-end Christmas party; Jonathan has a shirts-off party with himself before bed… “No one who’s doughy is gonna suggest a shirts-off party.” Jonathan prefers eating treats vs shirts-off parties Importance of breakfast discussion; healthy lifestyle choices Jeremy loves “Better Call Saul” & reveals his love for Chicago Mix – “I will crush that fucking shit like a crackhead! Gotta put the bag away and say ‘get the fuck off!’ That stuff just gets me. Caloric intake, heavy!” (Jonathan happiest while heavier) Jeremy’s Top 5 Canadianity Break-Up Jams [YouTube Playlist] Jonathan assigns Top 5 Canadianity “Baby, It’s Cold Outside” Gettin Busy Jams Eh Lister Game – Famous Canadian voice clips Twain or Twin Game (Shania Twain impersonator – only live performances) Discussion on cover bands (Pink Floyd cover band playing arenas); “What happens when the Twain leaves the station?”; ViaRail (ViaWhale) should have Shania Twin & Twain play. “Whose bunk have your boots been under?”; have 2 cover acts ever hooked up? Naming Cover Bands Game: Alannah Myles (Black Velvet); Nickelback (This is how you remind me); Tryin’ Adams. Jonathan – “That’s my shirts-off party! So nichy but it’s where I live!” Jeremy tells hotel atrium story at music convention – guy having a yank, with drapes open. Thousands of people below viewing him through glass atrium, laughing at him jerkin’ off. Crowd cheered when he ejaculated. “It was on the fucking news!” Suggestions of who could it be: Jean Cretien, Steve Fonyo, Paul Gross, Norm Perry. (Jonathan and Jeremy cackle laugh) |
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Rationale for doing the TnT Podcast: Home for nostalgic Canadianity
Jonathan’s mic troubles: Directional & Omnidirectional; iPhone 4 notification challenges Jeremy reflects on 2 best things of being a famous musician: technician to set-up/tear down drums; moving from van to tour bus Tour Bus/Jet Rules: No Number 2; DMB Chicago grated bridge dump on scenery boat Invitation to send updates, stories, and pictures: taggartandtorrens@gmail.com Bahds of the week: Tom (@ClusterHeadTom) – Cluster Migraine Headaches; Bahd License Plate in Nova Scotia (@DegaustKirk) Jeremy’s Top 5 Log Driver Jams (description of how they came to this topic – Essentially road trip or “floating down the river” jams; “Log Jams”) [YouTube Playlist] Jonathan assigns Top 5 “Fuck it, I’m Gettin’ up” Jams (Rump Shakers for Non Dancers) Jonathan – “Holy Frig Amanda, Keith’s on the dance floor. Come getta load of this!” Poem Sayin’ Game – (verbal paper-scissors-rock to decide who goes first) Best of Hit the Post on Newstalk1010 with Jim Richards – YouTube Playlist |
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Jeremy burling around in the warm air; discussing spring weather
“Canadianity is a sausage party” – Bahd of the Week: @livil for highlighting the importance of women to Canadianty–>Caladyianity –> “A bahd is a bahd is a bahd” Women that best exemplifies Canadianity. Jeremy: His mom & Catherine O’Hara; (Jonathan shares Mr. D actors getting frisky post-lunch Dental floss story; people having intimate relations in the forest) (Jonathan lists off awesome Canadian women) Jonathan: Viola Desmond (challenged segregation in Glasgow, NS; 9 years before Rosa Parks) Jeremy’s pronunciation of Scenario: “Scen-are-ee-o” Server Pet-Peeves. Jonathan: Inclusive pro-nouns; don’t take away plate if someone else is still eating. Jeremy: No handshakes or sitting down at the table. “…Burling down a big bag of chicken wings at the Old Frankie’s Tomatoes” – Jonathan: “I like seeing servers burlin’ around, it makes you feel like they’re on top of it.” Ideal Swiss Chalet orders. (Swiss Chalet training con: nod while offering dessert options) Moments of Frustration. Jeremy: F-Bombs; Jonathan: “God-dammit;” “Maybe a ‘for frig’s sake’” (Jeremy – “Seriously!? What are you, Ned Flanders?!” Jonathan’s wife: “Aww, nuts!” MAFK – isn’t a word, so it’s okay. Jonathan shies away from swearing, Jeremy reflects on an upbringing filled with “Fucks per minute” Jonathan & Jeremy banter about their swearing tendencies Women spitting and swearing- yay or nay? Jeremy’s Top 5 “Fuck It, I’m Gettin’ Up” jams (always someone who’s banged up) [YouTube Playlist] Discussion of Joni Mitchell. (She’s hacked 25,000 darts; she’s a dart machine!; She had to smudge her house after Ghomeshi left to remove bad vibes. “Yikers Island”) Jonathan buys a “sexy” baseball hat for $7.99 from Canadian Tire Jeremy buys a “big fucking” shark balloon. Floating all over the house, floating with the current of the air conditioner. – Anti-Pinata discussion (underloaded with candy) No Cell Phones until 15 – role of parents with kids’ social media/cell phone use Sammy Hagar yells “Quit Leaving” to his sleeping drummer Alanis or Avril quotation Game Jonathan sings along with “Tears are Not Enough” (Gordon Lightfoot, Burton Cummings) Allude to an on-stage “live date” show in Toronto. Jeremy: “Get your Canadianity asses into the place that we’re playing that we will disclose at a later date.” |
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Torrens’ household on snowstorm lock-down; snow above Airstream door; 4.5ft base
Bahd of the Week: Andrew Stokely (gave mic advice – “now I’m just jamming words into the sound hole”) Jonathan’s Tire Story. [Asked small business to price out set of tires; ordered them without authorization; Jonathan complaining to Michelin] Jeremy screws up bahd of the week t-shirt mail-outs Debrief last week’s swearing discussion. (Jeremy felt dirty; Jonathan felt squeaky clean, like a nerd). Jonathan: “Son of a B” after getting stuck in snow drift. “Cocksucker” after slipping on ice and fell on his back. (Frustrating Motor Vehicle interaction = yelled loud enough he saw stars!) Jonathan buys the St. Elmo’s Fire soundtrack. Jeremy not impressed – “hard syrupy.” Jonathan loves the “Love Theme” & discusses the David Foster music video. Discuss appreciation of submitted e-mails: taggartandtorrens@gmail.com Junos. (Arkells’ wins; Jacob Hoggard as host; Alanis tribute) The Voice. (Jeremy can’t stand Adam Levine; Jonathan raves about Pharrell) Jeremy shares story of the “I just had a wank” comedian The Chronic Masterbater living next to Jonathan’s mom. (non-stop “givener” from 6-10pm with the “contraption”- turns out he was training for arm-wrestling competitions). “Did he?” “Didn’t he?” “Did he?” “Didn’t he?” – Archie Bunker – 4th wall awareness Jonathan proposes game called “Dude, I Googled You”. Burton Cummings discussion. (Burton as Lightfoot as Rod Stewart. “1:20 of jokesplanation”) Jonathan impersonates Gordon Lightfoot as Jeremy discusses his music and podcast tendencies. “Podcast party… they CRUSH them!” Jonathan’s Top 5 “Quebec Motel/Strip Joint” jams [YouTube Playlist] |
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Jeremy is “burling and laughing” over the top 5 from last week.
Jonathan plays “Birmingham” by Amanda Marshall on keyboard; sings tunes; reads lyrics; “panties in a wad” tour; “0 to 60 back to 0 in 3 years” Special Announcement: TNT live at Canadian Music Week on May 5th @ the Rivoli Corey Hart contest “fill out ballet and he’ll call Yop”; Jonathan impersonates him and sings Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer Bahd of the Week: Chris (@ChrisRedwingfan) -made 100 window decals for 101.9 The Bird Suggestions for Rock the Coqk with purple angry rooster with veins – “I rock the Coqk”; better than truck nuts (originated in Fort MacMurray) and sticker families Odin’s 13th birthday party; Asperger’s kid; Facebook call out = massive response; discussion on bullying “brings out volatile lion” Jeremy’s Top 5 “Date Disaster/Destruction” jams [YouTube Playlist] Jeremy struggles to say “deteriorating” Jonathan assigns Top 5 “opening up the cottage” jams Quebec Motel/Strip Club guy – “Okay guys…. time for your feature dancers… Dora the Sexplorer” TNT MailBag (taggartandtorrens@gmail.com) –> Props to Mike MacFarlane for giving a place to bring bahds and ideas together; Jonathan sings “Untwist My Balls” to tune of Toni Braxton’s “Un-Break My Heart”; Jeremy shares ball-swelling story; reflect on Canadianity Talk About Game |
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Floating “sharkie” balloon needing to go to helium shop to get “topped up”; Jeremy’s daughter afraid – “but they’re friends now”
Jonathan shares about his inherited fear of mice; recollects his mother’s fear; shares about finding mice in his pick-up truck (mama mouse & 6 blind, wet mouse babies + shop vac) Jeremy numbs out/fades out when hearing the intricacies of cars Jeremy’s Top 5 “Cottage Cleaner” jams [YouTube Playlist] [“musty and optimistic”] “Let’s do the bahds of the week, want to?”: Jonathan shares about his work-cation to LA, burlin’ down the highway, when tire blows out on rental SUV. Jonathan as Cory Hart calls Jeremy up Jonathan sings “Dark Horse” by Amanda Marshall Mario Lopez & Joel McHale– “Oh my god, stalker!” story Jonathan talks Nova Scotia film tax credit situation Brainstorming about taking TNT on the road – conversation on stage, potential guests and music, comfortable Canadian clothing Jonathan – “That’s enough with the hats – the civil war re-enactors, the fedoras, the felt things, the newsies stuff…”; scoop neck t-shirts, and “I see what you did there,” enthusiasts; Jeremy – Drop Crotch Pants (DCP); winter Follow-up to perve next door story with Jonathan’s mom: calls her and she thinks it’s a prank call cause her earpiece isn’t working. Hung up on him. Jeremy – “I’m gonna blame the mouse that ran around her body”. Jonathan answers phonecall from Carol online Mike Duffy app – pre-recorded names. Jonathan vs Jonathon. “Hey Wade, it’s the old Duff!” Larry. Berry vs Barrie. Roderick. Jean-Claude. Mary. Bernadette. Jonathan Talks About: Mike Duffy |
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Jeremy crushes his fingers in garage door – “What the Fuck have I done?”
Rationale provided for new game “Strip the Post”; talk about the brilliance emerging within the Top 5 story lines. Bahd of the Week: Matt Schoeder (lives in France) – wanted to buy pair of tickets for random bahds to TNT show at the Rivoli Reminiscing on Pop Shop & Seaman’s Beverages (“ban the can” campaign) Jeremy’s Top 5 “Stay Awake” jams [Youtube Playlist] [“Holy Catfish! We’re half an hour in!] – “Working for the Weekend” by Loverboy. (Surrey, BC @ White Spot; Salvador (Jono) & Bri-Ashley (Jere); He’s greasy, she’s in high school. “You Canadians are so uptight, you need to relax…Do you know what else is dirty– my entire mind… Sorry for putting my hand on the small of your backs…” “GET LOST!!!” “Did you know that dance is a vertical expression of a horizontal intentions?” “Stop it! …Turn your music down. WAIT A SECOND! SHUT UP! Just keep your hands off of me, you greasy jerk!”) — Jonathan: “She’s MAAADDDDD!” Salvador: “I don’t understand your Canadian ways!” Both cackle laugh. Jonathan: “It’s easy, Salvador, just don’t be a pervy nightmare and you’ll fit right in!” “He’s too touchy feely, even for Spain.” Jeremy: “He’s just like, while he talks, grasping and grabbing always, like reaching and grabbing. His hands are like muppets…” Popular kid names: Gord, Eddie, Tanya, Kevin, Larry, Lawrence, Glen, Glent, Bryant, Rait, Sue-Ann. “Do you wanna hold ______?” Strip-The-Post Game Potential names for Quebec announcer? Roch Vagine? Nickname discussion. Jonathan’s “Pick-a-Bum” nickname story. Jeremy: “That is beyond fucking gross!” Jonathan impersonates the “Pick-a-Bum” kid. 50-year old nickname of “ShitBox”; “Cum Cum Woah” ferry guy |
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“Tote Bag”
Jonathan discusses J-Roc’s rendition of “Ahead By the Century” and being abducted by aliens; turns down gigs as J-Roc – “Pardon me, MAFK?”; Impersonations of Scandinavian Trailer Park Boys fans – “YodeLahey” Jonathan shares about Nova Scotia Film Credit Rally Jeremy had to do Snack Pack drop off duty; Jonathan had to drop off teddy bear duty Jeremy’s Top 5 “Stop Singing” jams [“Shut Your Yap” jams] [YouTube Playlist] Jonathan’s Top 5 “Over the Course of a Wedding” jams [YouTube Playlist] |
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Jonathan’s daughter looses 1st & 2nd teeth; Jeremy’s oldest son, Jon, lost two front teeth – demanded “going rate of $16/tooth”
End of April (Snow in Toronto; Canada items @ Dollarama in Nova Scotia) Journey/Steve Perry Discussion. “South Detroit” is not actually a thing! ; Perry was “locked up in a cage with only food and water”; drummer (Deen) singing equally as good as Perry; How “Arnol” was found on the YouTubes. Hockey Discussion: Connor McDavid, Toronto’s issues, lack of goal-tending/Defence, Kadri, Lupul, and Kessel hardships, playoff hockey intensity COM-PERRY Game: Steve Perry vs. Arnol vs. Deen Castronovo singing “Don’t Stop Believing” –> How do bands survive the departures of their lead singers? Jonathan does Steven Page impersonation (Jane, Pinch Me, Yoko Ono); both cackle laugh Border crossing protocol on a tour bus Summer Camp Reflections – Jonathan talks about bible camp – “side salad of God stuff”; Jeremy’s “Camp Kitchikewana” experience of the kid who shines his flashlight on his bird, comparing cock size–> refers to famous athlete “P11” reference: “Does it work to bring the hot lookin’ tunas around?” Summer Camp Game (real or fake camp names) Sharon, Lois, & Bram show discussion; “Skinnamarink” – Lois died (April 22/15) – takes the edge off for the kids – “Squawkology in the back seat” Jonathan does Australian Peter Garrett impersonation: “Beds are Burning” is a socially conscious kids show = worst show; both cackle laugh. “Look on the ground, it’s a carbon footprint!”; “Peter Garrett’s Wild Australia” |
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Live @ the Rivoli – Canadian Music Week – 1st gathering of the bahds
Hairstyle Discussion: “Master of Commander” hair; tennis ball hair; “I’ll take short hair for $600, Alex!” Brief visitations of Salvador, Steven Page (Jonathan mentions Steven Page’s tweet to him; his desire to have Page join him onstage for a game) “Frosty Soldiers, Cheers” Jonathan’s Junos Award joke writing flop: “unlikely tour pairing” – Wide Mouth Mason announces plans to opens for Deborah Cox “Wide Mouth opens for Cox” 101.9 the Bird sticker giveaway- “Little boys have birds and little girls have front bums” Role Call (free shirt): Distance driven (“not the furthest place, emotionally”) –> bahd in Saskatoon & Pembrook; (Small town name dropping – Jonathan @ Oilers game –> random guy sharing he necked with Jay Onrait’s sister) Peter Garrett’s “Wild Australia” tv show – suppression of aboriginals Poem Sayin’ Game Jonathan: “I do impersonations of people no one wants to hear.” Jonathan recalls meeting the queen; going to “queen school”; “yeah, yeah”; dissed by Prince Phillip –> “It was peanut brutal, as the kids say.” Mike from tnt.ca website asks a question for “shits and giggles” – “How did you guys come together?” –> doing Karaoke together as Aaron Neville and Linda Ronstadt. “Peripheral friends but not besties” Jeremy tells about meeting Jonathan at Matt Mayes house party, playing left-handed drum kit; their appreciation for social commentary Jeremy: “Erect is good when you’re trying to make something happen” Mike Clattenberg’s Call-Centre Darts Jonathan discusses finding it hard to turn down fan requests for J-Roc appearances at bachelor parties. “He goes from zero to dixty” real quick. = Deactivated Facebook. Jonathan’s friend goes on date with David Spade, who takes her to “Big Mama’s House 2” Hit the Post Game Jeremy tells story of being on mushrooms, playing encore with Sam Roberts Band, doing 5 minute drum solo [Jonathan: “That’s like taking an uzi to a kitten fight”] Audience Question: If you were a stripper, what would your 3 song set be? |
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Discussing being middle aged. Jeremy turns 40, has ear hair; Jonathan’s aches and pains
Jonathan’s being quiet in his Miami hotel; hates the beats in the elevator and “ill-fitting spandex items”; pumped cologne into the hallways Debriefed the live show at the Rivoli; Jonathan – “highlight of my life”; working to make merch available online, sharing intentions to go on tour, “annual Bahdstival” or BBQ Jeremy talks about the importance of “pract-tick” Miniature Ponies upcoming gig for 500; “hard to pract-tick because everyone works in film”; Jeremy: “are you going to fire a BNL tune in there?”- suggests & sings “Jane” Jeremy defines paradiddle, mamadada drum beats; describes “One Man Army” and “Stealing Babies” as two of his favourites Discussion on BB King’s passing Jeremy discusses his favourite hotels “ones that have feel”; San Francisco, Spain, Quebec City, New York; “maxi mini-bars”’; putting beds together and jumping on the beds; tour manager waking Jeremy up for an early-morning flight Random flight-related issues: stomach troubles, Jeremy’s had migraines, the shits, a yank (‘because I was bored”); Jonathan talks about watching Nacho Libre 3x on his commute to and from Maui–> distaste for Jack Black; discuss comedic actors and their roles Jonathan discusses his inability to do audition well; “Titleist – watch it fly”; Vegas Casino commercial @ Crabs table showing excitement, “I’m dying inside!” before learning. “It’s important to know what you’re good at and quit tryin’ to mow that grass.” “Did Richard Klein win at life? Discuss” Jonathan auditioned with Danny Bonaduce and his wife; “It was devastating, Dootchbags” Bahd Mailbag: @bucketstp – “Context for May 2-4?” From Daniel – “What Canadian movie would you like to star in?” — Jeremy: “Goin’ Down the Road”; Jonathan: “I’d love to play Gordon Lightfoot at some point…. Yorkville & folk scene” Jonathan discusses rice cakes – “I’ve been on low level gut watch for 4 months” – Pounding “sleeves of rice cake garbage… Might as well be eating dust bunnies. I’ve been eating door stops made of sawdust”; Jeremy crushes 1 bag Chicago Mix per week Bahd Mailbag continued: @pokeybandit – “After Babcock, who will we end up talking endlessly about?”’ “Any plans for a live show in Halifax?” ; From Kirk Degaust: “What’s the worst meal you’ve ever eaten?” — Jonathan: “Not worst – but different… In Northern Community, raw Caribou being chopped up on the gym floor; muktuk/whale blubber”; Jeremy: Dish soap pasta. “Tasted like I was being poisoned.” Jonathan: “mesquite crunchers.” From Colin Haggarty: “Favourite Cottage activity other than getting banged up?” — Discuss the possibility of the “shut up around the campfire” jams Activities for kids– Sug doing Timbits soccer– discuss favourite Timbit flavours, discuss the frozen not baked; syringes to inject timbits. |
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Salvador makes an appearance – “I would like to take the time to thank you for answering the phone when I call your face.” — Jonathan: “There’s a little Salvador in all of us.” Any good impression requires a starting word: Salvador’s word is “Again”
Discussing shorts (jean shorts; Jeremy wearing classic 3-stripe 90s Adidas shorts) Jonathan’s favourite sneaker ever: Low top Adidas Patrick Ewings (size 12) –> Discuss Converse, Kangaroos, Rugby pants, Adidas duffle bag from mars, Happy Days lunchbox, Jonathan’s Grey construction site Thermos “Just never landed in the pocket” Lunch Time anxiety. Jonathan: “Kids with the jello or pudding. We weren’t allowed that stuff. I had a head of lettuce and come carrot sticks”… “Gag-it-down sawdust granola bars” Jonathan’s Gr. 1 trip to Houston. Buys a white 3-piece suit. “I would not take my eyes off the prize.” Discussion about Mr. Dressup, Mr. Rogers, Fred Penner, & Raffi Crash Test Dummies. They both sing “Superman’s Song”; Jonathan overplays “First Noel” while selling t-shirts in Cavendish Jonathan’s idea for sketch: John Mayer’s back-up singer “Waiting” “Want to?!” Collin Hanks is doing “Callin Pranks” on comedy network Canadian or Can-Not-ian Game: The Instant Replay; The Egg Carton; Peanut Butter; Motorized Wheelchair; The Garbage Bag; Zamboni; The Bag Tag (diversion to McCain punch commercial); The Paint Roller (Norm Breaky should be Bahd of the week); Liquid Paper (Mike Neismith from the Monkees – “trustfunda”)–> “Must’ve gone the way of the dodo”–> discuss the lack of penmanship/handwriting Discussion about Beatles movies – Hard Day’s Night; Magical Mystery Tour Jeremy shares about Letterman’s retirement, dinner with Elvin Jones, chilly Ed Sullivan theatre, playing on Conan O’Brien Jonathan discusses his time on “Game On” Jeremy shares Anneliese Kindergarten story. “I just said, ‘whatever’.” followed by eye-roll Popularized Household Phrases: Jeremy – “Alien Sized” ice cream. Jonathan – “Showy-shows,” “Tote-Bag” – it’s really kinda valley girl and weird, “Will do, mildew” – Doesn’t even make sense, don’t like myself when it comes out of my mouth. (Jeremy: “That’s some heavy dad talk, right there”) Jeremy’s dad would do pirouette farts; the uncle that would grab too hard (Jonathan – “Uncle Noogies”; Jeremy “Beat the shit out of you.” – Borderline assault); Jonathan’s brother sitting on him, using his own hands to punch him; Jeremy behind held down with spit coming out of face Childhood Games: Choke (hold breath, other guy squeezes; Jeremy tells story about brother’s friend who fell onto gravel road); Jonathan hates towel snapping and wet willies; Making forts; Chuck-the-Boot (steel-toed boot tossed in the air, you have to accept where it lands. Jonathan: “That’s a game where no one wins”); Wind Bag (Jonathan’s neighbour that chases Sobey’s bag. Jeremy: “Was she all there?”; Jonathan: “That’s a game anyone can play. Sometimes the bag wins, sometimes you win.”); Letting air out of tractor tires; Jeremy shares about finding dead animals hanging in neighbour’s yard Jeremy: “Yikers Island” & “What-ev Salad” 400,000 downloads on iTunes. (Jeremy: “That’s horny, bahd!)” |
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Jonathan’s horse pick-up story. (5/8 lug nuts came off wheel in New Brunswick, with kids, at night, dualie truck with horse trailer; running out of gas)”
Bahds of the Week: Ralph & Kevin from Ralph’s Towing; young couple; Mike (“Hop in, you’re not going to kill me, are you?”) Jonathan recording in his Airstream trailer in the driveway Jeremy’s Top 5 “Speedboat” jams [YouTube Playlist] Jonathan got called into work, had to abandon poddy; recording in his “studio” under the basement stairs, with no air circulation, has a waiting area with 2 chairs. TNT Snacks for Green Room: Chicago Mix & Cookie Sandwiches “like door stops.. will take the edge off real quick” Discuss debut on Toronto’s Newstalk 1010. (Respect for solo radio hosts having conversations with themselves for 3 hours) Childhood Games from the Bahds: Cabo Dress code: no sleeves on t-shirt, “tank top and board shorts”, fire tattoos, sunglasses on the back of your neck. Jonathan: “Sunglasses on head is douche adjacent. Sunglasses on the back of your neck is full douche-bag.” Jeremy: “Could the Guy Fieri guy be the most greasy guy ever in American history of tv shows?… Yikers Island!” Tom Arnold (“Snorted up half of Peru”)& Snoop Dogg on Trailer Park Boys Olsen twins hacking darts non-stop; Ashley & Avril Lavigne have Lyme disease. Jonathan: “Where’s Ashley Olsen running into a tick?” Jeremy: “Some hipster sweater guy from Mumford & Sons” – “Crushing Pills & Hacking Darts” – throwing them across the room like Tic-Tacs, or like Pac-Man on the counter. “You need to be FLOATING when you have a tooth ache” Discussion on Prescription Drug Addiction (liquid Codeine) “If you buy a sweater at Urban Outfitters, they give you a hipster name to go with it.” – Lindor, Lindt, Hawkins, Cadbury, Nougat [both cackle laugh], Reese’s, Oh Henry, |
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Hiatus = “I hate us”; rationale for why there hasn’t been a new poddy for a couple weeks
Last day of school before summer summer Jonathan’s Home Studio sounds like a bathroom?! Need some sweaters or egg cartons for the walls? “Treat this like a Steely Dan album” – Jeremy discusses big vs small room sound. Reference to Stand By Me movie: Jeremy shares curiosity towards seeing a dead body; Jonathan shares a Trailer Park Boys “walking into sunset” scene. Jeremy’s RJ Logan story: 1989, age 14. Greasy 2 bedroom apartment. 3355 Western Rd – Paradise Towers” in West end. His mom says, “smells like somebody fucking died down there!” He and Jetson investigate. “Gasp of a smell… so intense… gross and terrible.” The guy died on his couch, wasn’t discovered for nearly 2 weeks. Ambulance came to get body – but as they went down the stairs, the body almost comes off the gurney. Saw his grey face. His couch was left behind in the lobby, tipped up on its side. “The body releases all the what’s inside of you after 2 days or something like that… So that’s also the big issue, the contents of the body being everywhere.” Jonathan – “So, RJ’s Hungry Man dinner is also on the couch?” [both laugh] Pair of gloves left behind in the laundry room garbage, soaked with “RJ-ness”. Ronnie rages in “angry heat” at Paradise Towers Weird friendships like “cottage friends.” Jonathan shares about golf balls into the water; catching crabs with dimes in their bellies; Jeremy watches Batman marathons Jonathan’s daughter’s graduates kindergarten (French lyrics for songs like “I Love Rock n Roll”); Jeremy’s daughter thinks everyone is leaving forever; Jonathan’s “Under-6 soccer” Jeremy’s brother Jetson works at the Ferndale Comet; 15 year old friend squatting in some building & “pickin pockets”, gets girl pregnant – “Huckleberry Finn-type character” Jeremy and Jetson steal money from the 90-year-old man selling corn on the side of the road in Mansfield; birthday cash from extended family Jonathan’s summer jobs: selling t-shirts on Cavendish boardwalk, hosting Karaoke by night. Lived in abandoned ice cream shack with 3 cots. Canadianity: The Book – Fall of 2016 release. Harper Collins is publisher. “We’re gonna have to start wearing turtlenecks and smoking pipes” –> Thick Wale Cord pants Update on Newstalk 1010 Radio show. “We’re probably not talking about RJ Logan…”; doing things outside of comfort zone; planning tour dates; Jonathan pitches idea of doing 50th episode in a bahd’s house #bahdshouse #comeonoverbahds #bahdfest Miniature Ponies 3rd gig raising money for Community Centre. “It’s a horse of a different colour”playing for a couple hundred folks. “We wanted to bring the thunder right out of the gate.” Drinks raised over the head = when you know folks are into it. “This winter was such a donkey fister!” Jeremy shares live performance gaffs: Lights going out, fire alarms, electricity fails, outdoor power failure – PA failure, water bottles thrown on stage “technical difficulty due to asshole”, Chad Kroeger getting hit with shoe, crowd surfer catches a beer Jonathan sings “Sex & Candy” by Marcy Playground; most over-rated band: Limp Bizkit – Fred Durst sex tape?; Jeremy’s concert bucket list: Derek & the Dominos (OneDirection missing out without Zaine); Jonathan’s concert bucket list: Dixie Chicks (had tickets for CMT Crossroads James Road & Dixie Chicks) “Are we crossing the country in a van?” “A little planes, trains, and automobiles… I like the idea of stopping at a greasy motel and doing a podcast.” Further discussion on podcast at bahd’s house. Tell us why we should do a podcast at your house at taggartandtorrens@gmail.com |
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Jeremy shares about the Stomp the Sigma Golf Tournament (Sponsors & Celebrity presence; Collateral Damage Suicide Awareness – leftbehindbysuicide.org; SAFEtalk; Kyle Brandon Travis Foundation)
Discussion about mental health and suicide, with the overwhelming stigma Jonathan’s daring move with chocolate milk in the coffee Jonathan moves into “echo town” recording closet; talks about needing to buy fabric from “Fabric-ville”; discusses “Swap Shop” on the pod – “TNT’s barter n trade” Jeremy’s Top 5 “Long Drive Vacation” jams Jonathan’s Mr. D co-worker worked as milk man and on 80s music videos Can-80s Game |
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Jonathan buys $325 of egg carton foam; “I sound dope!”; Jonathan laments over his poor sound quality for the last year
Debrief the Fredrock music Festival; Jeremy says “obviously” more times than he wants to; raised $1,000 for Student Hunger Program; Auctioning off Trailer Park Boys hoody for $560; J-Roc appearance with Jere on the beat-box Discussing tour plans – “tweet us to tell us where you are” @taggartntorrens Jonathan shares bucket-list desire of playing Gordon Lightfoot in a movie–> 1st appearance of Bernie & Gord. Gord pitches song idea for “If You Could Read My Mind” –> (midway through Gord turns into Corey Hart) –> “Hey Bernie!” (both laugh; Jeremy loses it) –> Salvador shows up to sleep with Gord’s wife = “Sundown is English for Salvador”; Gord’s 1st divorce was “bad news bears” setting records in Canada Plastic frog thing (kiddie pool), slip n slide, Wet Banana = Wet Concussion. “I split my thorax open sliding downhill on a thing.” Top Stitches Story. Jonathan sliced thumbs open while working at all-you-can-eat Lobster Restaurant. Jeremy getting banged up for the first time, wrestling onto garbage bags – “getting bull-rushed… it’s a bad move” King Kong Bundy style. “Shouldered into broken glass… Wrestling’s over! Be careful when you’re wrestling on the garbage bags.” Jeremy googles details about Uruguay Jeremy discusses childhood friends Alex & Alex –> Jonathan lists 2 types of friends (people who are like you & history friends– “Aww ‘Member?”); the significance of good quality friends; not wasting time with shallow, sinking sand negative people Jeremy’s Top 5 “It’s Too Hot” jams Jonathan shares about the 2-Faced Game: John Sebastian Bach; George Michael Jackson Jonathan: “That’ll suck the tears out of your look-balls” (The Lovin’ Spoonful & Barra MacNeils – “Darling, Be Home Soon”) Lucy from Barra MacNeils played harp at Torrens wedding. “When she hits the high |
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French Baseball Announcer welcomes in episode 46
“man plans and God laughs, as they say” Kanye’s concert with the lights on; Lenny Kravitz “fires out his bird” ; “from nip slips to cock slips” – “it popped open pretty hilariously…it’s classic. I saw a gif” “A gif from God.” “It wrastled its way out there…” “..like an elephant’s truck? It just rolled out there?” Jonathan took “tiny roommates” to Nashville; shares being “donkey fisted” by airlines, changing both of their flights; Sees Marc Costanzo from Len in the airport (Jeremy talks about partying in Kelowna at Mark’s “Steal My Sunshine” Chalet) Discuss plans for Comedy & Canadianity tour; hesitation from Saskatoon. Jonathan: “I know for a fact, I know as well as I know my own face that there’s lots of Bahds in Saskatoon, because we hear from them all the time.” Discussion of Chris Hyndman’s passing Gord shows up and briefly visits Bernie in “egg-carton town” Randy Bachman’s running monologue to guitar music; Tal Bachman is doing the lord’s work, passing out the Mormon “whatnot” literature –> Bachmanism. “Is Randy Mormon? Is he?” Jonathan’s Top 5 “Shutter Down Campfire” jams Gord visits Bernie, discusses song idea about sinking “Edmond Fitzgerald” ship. (both cackle laugh) “Great moments in the origins of Canadian songs.” Bruce Cockburn’s “Wondering Where the Lions Are” originated in Bernie’s office. Jeremy gives update on his busted finger from the garage slam; not able to golf Gordon Lightfoot cover acts: Whispers of the North–> Burton Cummings as Gord YouTube clip. Cummings vs Bachman argument. Jeremy is “60’s Guess Who fan”. Carol & Jonathan go out for Cow’s Ice Cream, run into Bob Mackowycz Toronto Blue Jays update; Jeremy talks about his sports radio gigs, Pitch Talks panel, NEWSTALK1010 debrief when Jonathan was absent (“couples that get banged up together, stay together?” Jeremy gives update on Ronnie dealing with the heat; alludes to RJ Logan smell’ “shorts & shirts off”; loves watching Mantracker & Survivor Man. Jonathan’s watching the Bachelor David Spade has a new show. “Is it called annoying little guy in an office that says cheap one liners and pretends that he’s cool?” Jeremy recalls seeing him in a bar trying to wheel ladies. Re-mention Jonathan’s story of David Spade taking friend to theatre to watch his new movie’s preview. Jeremy’s big friend “Cloutch” Brent Cloutier who swam fast and drinks 60 beers in a night; played AHL; his parents own Mr. Sub “We should do the tour in a Prius!” Jonathan discusses the sexy Airstream trailer. Discuss the “bahdmobile”. |
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“Horny, bahd!” – Jeremy sits right behind the plate at the Jays game, nearly gets hit in head. “Hot like a frying pan.” Discuss 11-game win streak.
Jonathan’s neighbour lists his property – quoted Jonathan a price 3x higher than what he actually listed it for. Top 5 “80s Jays/Expos Walk-Up” jams Jonathan shares about trip to Chicago; no issues with this trip! Taking tiny roommates “Griswald Camping”; discuss the mosquito attack – Jeremy – “makes me hot” Jonathan shares about charlie-horses in his calf; Jeremy shares about sleep paralysis One-Hit Wonders – “How Bizarre” by OMC; “Unbelievable” by “EMF”; Hairy famous people: Gino Vanelli, Eugene Levy, “Hairy Gibb”, Robin Williams Birthed’eh Game (birthday and 3 options) Jonathan does more Franglais introductions Jeremy talks about “Pitch Talks” in Hamilton; Jays GM, new Leafs management |
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Degrassi Junior High intro music. Jonathan sings along. “Everybody Wants Something” by The Zit Remedy; Wheels dominates in 2nd Season; Jonathan’s internet is “old, slow load”
Torrens Family Camping Update: Jonathan – “I think we’re campers, bahd!”; Jeremy – “You went for a double dip?… You’re living like Yanni out there!” Jonathan – “Power, Water, Poo Site”; Jeremy’s cottage adventures; Gated Community for Tiny Humans. DVD Combo Platter with Bruce Cockburn’s “Franklin” theme song. Discuss plans for 50th episode at a Bahd’s house. “Risk is high, but the reward is pretty cool.” #bahdbeque Jonathan’s hyper, all fired up and giddy, 3 cups of coffee in, buys bike, considers Tae-Bo or & Zumba, needs spandex for his turdcutter, John Deer glove down his pants. “tuckin hard”; construction guys pooping in bathtubs; peeing in cups. “Let’s get into our Top 5! Want to?” Jeremy’s Top 5 “Back to School” jams Jonathan involved with Tenancy board after husky-owning tenant leaves rental suite. Canadian or Ca-NOT-ian kids’ shows theme songs Discuss Orange Mafk celebrities: John “really tanned, no neck” Gallagher; Steve Anthony; Lloyd Robertson; Jay Onrait in the early days; “Spray guns at CTV” |
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Jeremy’s Top 5 “Canadianity Power Ballad” jams – “Heaven” by Bryan Adams (Corbin (Jono) & Trixy (Jere); @ school dance; “I’ve got the draft burps!…. We should probably dance or whatever.” “Just do me a favour and don’t give me a hickey.” “You don’t have to muckle onto me like an oyster.” “Wanna go to Orange Julius?”) Orange Julius business plan: “Cok-E-coli” Orange juice with sugar “like cola”. “20 years before its time…The Smooth-ment”; “Butterfly laughter… what the clam is that?” – “Never Surrender” by Cory Hart (Chestnut (Jono) & Abigail (Jere); Apology for barfing on Abigail’s Le Chateau top; “I can smell the bile of your belly on me!”) “They’re on the ropes!” “She’s had it!” – “Heaven in Your Eyes” by Loverboy (Bentley (Jere) & Allison (Jono); hot guy with Trans-Am; Paramount Vista lookout; “Wait a second, are we gonna neck? I’ve been waiting for this since the Falcon Island war.” “Well Allison, you’re gonna find the ship to bounty.”) – “Angel Eyes” by Jeff Healey Band (Leonard (Jere) & Sylvain (Jono); eyeing up Kathleen, fake id, Beaver Lumber staff, Thrifty’s store, “Do you know those underwear are half off?”) – “I Remember You” by Skid Row (Jody (Jere) & Joel (Jono); Jody’s brother went away for a break & enter for the summer, feeling sad; “Let’s go rock skipping or do some burpies.” “That’s what they said to my dad before he went into the air turbine.” “Let’s go throw around the Canadian Tire frisbee, have some Kraft Dinner.” “I might meet you after for moose piss… He’s not gone, he’s just gone away for a few months… You’re the colour of mayonnaise.”)Discussion about THAT guy who wants to play bass. PEI theme park camping. Mr. Magic’s show (retiree amateur magician). Brings kids on stage, so nobody can leave. Chicken puppet lays eggs in empty bag: “What didst you do with the eggs, girlst?” Jono’s kid gets Sobey’s garbage bag hat from him, wants Mr. Magic to have a CBC radio show. “You havin’ a problem with turmites, ares ya? Phone lines are opent… How windy is it where you’re at?” Bahd’s House for 50th episide: @andrewax1 –> rolling the dice with bahdism. “Chips will be plentiful.” Discuss favourite moments from first 50 episodes: Canadianity Simplicity, Jeremy misses the calls, Jonathan loves Jeremy hitting the post with TLC’s “Waterfalls”; sometimes silly, sometimes serious; “Getting to know you has been a gas”; listener feedback in “real-time back & forthery”; listeners feel like the 3rd person in the conversation; tarantuals in bananas; dad sucked into wind turbine Salvador appearance: “Thank you for asking my face. I am the assistant managers at the Orange Julius… We have wrapped sausages… I want to deposit it into the mouth of the girl who’s buying it across the counter from me.” “Bahd” signs at Arkells shows for Tim. “Bahd him right out” Provide update for fall tour plans: “You and I in a firefly convertible”; small intimate venues; request suggestions about great places to visit #bahdbites –> Love Bites & Def Leopard discussion –> Mutt Lange doesn’t write songs, he writes lists; Mutt Lange’s moving a lake Sibling or Sib-Lie/Family or Fam-a-Lie Game |
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Live from Andrew’s basement in Etobicoke, ON – 50th episode spectacular
Introductions of Andrew and his bahds – He’s described as “unique & greasy”; Sloppy’s & The Kave (Male Strip Club with Canadianity names: Lloyd Throbertson, Peter Mainscape, Knowlton Ass, & Sex Murphy; Jonathan’s Kave name: “Flagrant Grease”) Jeremy references Seinfeld’s Merv Griffin episode Toronto Blue Jays discussion – “Kevin Pillar is not staying in his lane”; “someone please explain the Encarnacion bird” Andrew asks about a potential “Best of” episode?; Jonathan shares his difficulties with the recording; debit cards going “banana” in the wash – “forever canoed” Jeremy shares about Chris Farley documentary; “Why’s David Spade a dick?”; Tom Arnold’s Chris Farley poop at wedding story (as told to Mike Smith) Discussion on the plight of communication, talking on phones, voice-mails, etc. Alien-sized Salt n Vinegar chips Bahds’ Top 6 “House Party” jams Lady upstairs thinks there’s AA meeting happening downstairs Birthday Bahds: Jeremy (April 7) – John Oates, Billy Holliday ; Jonathan (October 2) – Sting, Kelly Rippa, & Ghandi; Andrew (August 26) – Mother Teresa & Macaulay Culkin; Tim Oxford (January 18) – Kevin Costner Jonathan recollects 4am mornings at the rink, always bought Ketchup chips Discusses heritage (Hungarian & Holland); Swiss chocolates The bahds favourite Canadian shows & bands “You’re full of chips!” Discussed music programs in schools. Jonathan’s teacher Mr. Hiscock. “Brasshole”. Jeremy’s teacher in grade 9: “Nice job, Faggot Face!” School-related challenges |
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Debrief of the Bahd’s House – 50th episode
Canadianity & Comedy Tour dates released (driving show to show in Toyota Yaris or “the Ford Fax Machine”) TnT merchandise now available online (t-shirts, hoodies, stickers, “other bahd-like and bahd friendly items”) Jonathan’s Canada Post notice story: (“You have to lower your mailbox to 42 inches.”; 10 days is not much time to rectify it – “it’s my birthday”) Jonathan was “out for a rip” with his padded shorts (“my little secret, wearing lingerie, no one knows”); ipod shuffle DJ; St. Elmo’s Man in Motion song; bypassers wave and ask if he’s J-Roc as “No More I Love Yous” by Annie Lennox blasts out of earbuds; Jeremy teases Jonathan’s music taste. Torrens family Honeycrisp apple picking (“getting ready for my birthday…” – Jonathan’s October 2nd; Jeremy’s April 7th) Jeremy’s Top 5 “Sweater Weather” jams Poem Sayin’ Game – The Tragically Hip edition Headlines or Head Lies Game (Head Lice discussion: “Rippin your noggin every chance they get…”) |
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TnT Comedy & Canadianity Maritimes tour dates announced (What if Mr. Magic shows up and starts talking legal talk?)
Maritimes Conversations: “Well, you know…”; the suck-back ya; sh’….; Canadian Election Day (Harper vs Not-Harper; “just not ready” boomerang) Toronto Blue Jays discussion Taggart Family Halloween costumes (Jack – zombie hotdog; Jon – Pizza; Anneliese – Bumble Bee; Value Village bought rights to Thriller and is “going off”) Jonathan shares buying 2 small Orange Julius for $10; “orange juice from concentrate and sugar water”; “my tiny roommates pounded one between the two of them and they went OFF” — “like melting a creamsicle, but not all the way” Jeremy’s Burton Cummings story – barging into Tim Oxford’s recording studio 5-6x by mistake, before inviting them over for Mr. Greek’s catering. Food courts discussion. “Saturday night, the food court was bumpin!”; “People are down with Pad Thai”. Healthy Choice chicken breast (microwaved for 2 min). Jonathan refuses to use passport for breakfast or lunch (“Nap City USA or something doesn’t agree”). “The Fried Whatnot”; “Teriyaki Town” Jeremy mistakenly suggests that Jonathan drives a van – “Loser Cruiser”; Jonathan’s fancy party with “Firefly” valet service; Jeremy shares costume party at Kate Hudson’s place Jonathan’s food deals with himself (eats 2 cookies tonight; work it off for tomorrow) Jeremy’s Top 5 “Spook-tacular” jams @ strip club, Popular Girl, in Sherbrooke, Quebec Breaking News: Canadianity Contest Week 1 (for Beer with a Bahd): Submit Most Canadian Costume #canadianitycontest Peter Mainsbridge & Knowlton Nash image (Taggart found it; Mainsbridge blessed it) Salvador shirt wearing guy at Fredrock Festival after party –had no idea who Salvador was Upcoming Torrens family trip to Boise, Idaho to pick up RV and drive home School discussion. Jonathan’s a “social sniper”; Jeremy’s “non-stop defending myself” fighting, Shawn from Alliston = real tough guy; Jonathan uses Facebook to track people down “member?”; childhood bullying affecting their children: Jonathan wants to shove a toddler, realizes he’s a “helicopter dad” One more addition for the Top 5 |
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Jonathan’s USA trip; last-minute cancellation in Boise, bought RV in Dallas; Hurricane Patricia; kids enter hotel to shaved headed man in bed @ 5am; “We busted a pounding ring.” “Being able to leave when you want, is AWESOME.”
Tour Prep Discussion (How to break up the driving? What games to play?) Jonathan suggests “Two-Faced Canadianity” game Halloween debrief: Jeremy was Super-Dead Zombie, Lisa was pirate; Candy Karma (Jeremy’s toothache post-candy); cloth candy bag with “halloween whatnot”, garbage bag vs pillow case Torrens family crashed at Walmart (“pourin syrup over poo”) Canadianity Costume Contest. Top 3 winners: Hit the Post Game Discuss Canadian drum solos & best live “woos” (“I want to be a wooer on a live recording.”) TnT Mailbag: (taggartandtorrens@gmail.com) Reminder to submit #twofaced submissions for #canadianitycontest |
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40th anniversary of “The Wreck of Edmond Fitzgerald.” [Jonathan covers as Steven Page, then as Gordon Lightfoot–> Duet!] (Jonathan cackle laughs. “It’s like a bouncy lounge tune!”)
Jonathan wants to play “Front Page Challenge” with Steven Page on tour, shares his admiration for artists that he makes fun of (ie: Cory Hart) Two-Faced Canadianity Contest #2 Entries: Canadianity Contest #3: Take a picture of yourself in that captures “Regina” #Reginianity “Hold your birds, Bahds, we’re coming right back to ya!” Jeremy’s Top 5 “Mixed Tape” jams Jason Reeves doing a “victory lap” for Steve Knowlton Nash Jare Bear & Colleen: 106.5 the Light morning show. “Are you gonna be giving away some “Whatevs Salad”?” “Oh that’s mature, Jare Bear!” Play hit the post with “Sweet Child O’ Mine” by Guns n Roses. “Good morning! You should think about wearing some make-up!” Promoting the “Reginianity” Contest |
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“A-poddy-gize” for lack of recent podcast posting
Discuss Tour Highlights: Saskatoon guy with “What didstya do with the eggs, girlst?” t-shirt; Requests for Malcolm on the bus; Salvador & BriAshley; Gord; Jare Bear & Colleen 4-banger Christmas tree holder.“It’s astonishing.. She’ll drink like 4L a day.” “Realies or Fakies” ; Jonathan gets mad like his dad. More Tour Highlights: Tucson–> Dodge Caravan Town & Country; B-Rich (Minivan aficionado), Theo Fleury, Dave Lumley, Bill Welychka (“Smies”- smiles with his eyes) eremy’s Top 5 “Wrapping Presents” jams Uber vs Taxi folks mixing it up downtown Weird Holiday Experiences/Family Traditions: Steven Stamkos trade talks; rebuilding Maple Leafs team 2nd Annual Holiday Hum-Off Jonathan: likes to yell “hey” in Jingle Bells with anger and tries to stop the room Christmas Films: The Man in the Santa Claus Suit (John Byner, Fred Astaire, Gary Burghoff)–> Nardwuar had a stroke |
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“Happy New You, Bahd!”
Jonathan & his family are in Florida, shares difficulty with Januarys, tells about the Welsh guy with the “salad of accents” – the boomerang racist comments Jonathan’s dog Henry barks up a storm (“small enough to fit into the Sobey’s bag”; bahd-breed; “he’s as cute as he is dim…”) “irregardless” and “supposably” Netflix craze: Making a Murderer discussion (“it’s a binge-r”; “a lot of mid-west accent”) Montreal Expos baseball announcer walk up jams [Jonathan cackle laugh – “it doesn’t get you fired up, AT ALL!”] Jonathan’s mic begins echoing – “baseball announcer function”; [Jonathan cackle laugh with echo] Jeremy’s Top 5 “Turn the Page” jams Jonathan sings “Tears in Heaven”; Jeremy – “saddest song in history of mankind” God Bless Mr. Magic – concerned that he might come to the east coast shows Encourages bahds to weigh in with t-shirt merch suggestions; requests “must stops” |
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Jonathan’s still in Florida, tells a joke to French-Canadian folks passing by
Jonathan: “Peanut Brutal” Jonathan’s generator story with Cummins dealership; gets “Bruced”; “He put the over-time sneak on me!”; kind of another dangling so/right on situation; “now he’s all Mister up in my baba ganoush” Jeremy: “Hanging out by the fire is like smoking 10 darts”; “The Tank Top & Barrel” – suggested bar name or song name (Jonathan’s stage name would be Mason Jars) Jeremy’s Top 5 “Wish I Weren’t Here” jams Sting & Phil Collins going on tour together? Discussion on David Bowie, Glen Fry, and others who have passed on |
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East Coast Tour Debrief. ENID waitress/DINER story; Jeremy eats donair egg-rolls “burning onion gut”; bahd jerseys
Jeremy has slumber party @ Torrens’ home; “Go on the Slairs” as a punishment (Jeremy cackle laughs); “he yard-saled it at the bottom” ; “you need a foot stick to stick the landing”; “We put 5 coats of industrial anti-slip on it…” Jian Ghomeshi trial & domestic violence discussion (Henry barks in the background) Jonathan’s 7 year anniversary Simple Plan Sound-check (“How can bands with accents sing perfect English? What if Mr. Magic was a surgeon?); Jonathan sings with french accent: “I can hear too much drum in my ear-piece… Too much bass in the side-fill…I’m getting some slapback – can you turn it down a little bit?” (“Per-fick”) –> LSL: Lyrics as Second Language –> “member?” –> Old McDonald in french: Neep Neep, Ouaf Ouaf (Jeremy snickers) Luther Vandross sings “Entertainment Tonight” song; “It’s a bad enough song as it is, but acapella is the worst.” Luther Vandross’ bus driver story = “Luther fucked himself gay” Alan Doyle’der = Jeremy trips and rolls on sidewalk (Alan Doyle as a verb for falling) Dion Phanuef is traded to the Senators. “Peanut Brutal!” Jeremy’s Top 5 “Valentine’s Day” jams |
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Jonathan’s in Las Vegas, meets real-life Salvador at Starbucks “Jim”; flight mishaps; luggage jam with shorts hanging out;
Jonathan’s hotel room-mate. Wet towels, Baha Fresh trash, Quicksilver baseball hat, (both cackle laugh), Skirted-Egg hair. Hotel Intimacy Kit Game (Jeremy guesses contents; “Oh barf”; condoms, lube, “may or may not be a cock ring in there?”, “latex gloves?”, “sanitary wipes?”. “settle your stomach, tablet?”; BREATH MINTS! “Does anyone have a CERT?” “That was a great time, thanks! (crunching them up)” —> “CRUNCH, CRUNCH, CRUNCH” Discussion about Dave Matthews. “people wearing patchouli and long skirts, dancing in a field, it’s that”; “a lot of hacky-sack playing and those 3 sticks hitting together…”; “a lot Nicaraguan hoodies” Jeremy recalls a week in Vegas, because Scott Stapp cancelled shows Discussion on bands that are formulated, copy-cats of grunge, the butt of pop culture jokes, Mutt Lange’s songs are formulated lists (ie: “Whose Bed Have Your Boots Been Under?” and “Any Man of Mine” by Shania Twain)–> “When you make a salad, do you use lettuce, do you use green peppers, do you maybe put in some cabbage, do you throw in carrots? We just wrote a Mutt Lange song.” Can-00s Game |
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Jonathan sings “This is how we do it”, Jeremy’s late with the drumbeat; “see how vulnerable you feel when the other guy doesn’t jump in with the bacca-doom?… I let you hang there, feel so nakiee!”
Jonathan wants to meet guy who pitched “This is how we do it” for Hyundai and guy who approved it. Jonathan’s update on the “Skirted-egg Pete Rose hair” mafk; shakespearean wig hair, but just around the back; $28 Intimacy Kit; Jeremy: “It’s been a great pleasure of my life… Crunch Crunch Crunch, Get the hell outta here!” Jonathan tells Trailer Park Boys story from season 9, wearing a wig with McFlurry on bus; Mike Smith (Bubbles) challenges J-Roc to do longest “Haaaaaaaahn” ever Canadianity Counts: ViewTube Game “Bad news bears” regarding winter storm in Toronto; “Don’t go havin’ a jammer, bahd!” Randy Bachman’s “Taking Care of Christmas”—> Guess Who wormhole–> Burton Cummings’ video diary on Facebook (“Little Eva” clip = both cackle laugh; “come on baby, do the locomotion!” = continued cackle laugh) |
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Jonathan sings “Jane” as Gordon Lightfoot; Gord shows up in Bernie’s office pitching ideas for 90’s covers; sings “Lovers in a Dangerous Time”, “Thank U”; “Gord Does the Kids” album; sings “Ironic”
Discuss bowling (“Balling”) Ronnie story of walking 1 hour home after mom/sister get kissed at concert; 6-hour walk after car broke down Jonathan’s dad left groceries behind, if store didn’t have boxes available Oscars Debrief (Chris Rock host, black lives matter, Leonardo DiCaprio, Stacey Dash) “Hart Attack” Game 1987 CBC Degrassi Junior High commercial when Wheels’ dad comes back; Oh Henry commercial with electric violin; “Don’t Put It In Your Mouth” kids PSA; Liberal Free Trade” debate commercial Jonathan predicts Trump winning presidency. “It’s not cute anymore… it’s gonna happen!” Jeremy- “I can’t think of a more shit-hitting-the-fan situation than him becoming president of the States… It’s nuts, cause I’m not crazy about her, either.” Jonathan- “The United States of America?! He’s a buffoon! It’s scary to even think about, bahd!” Jeremy breaks down Wheels’ Dad episode. “Awkward City!” “Wheels’ dad is about the greasiest… He’s terrible!” Actor: Dave James –> davejamesdrummer.com “We have to get” |
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Jonathan teaches Indy how to rap; “Go on girlst, go ahead get down”
Jonathan provides update on the generator; “I got Bruced by Brucey in Orlando”; Good Bruce-ness reclaims Jonathan’s hope in humanity. Discuss March Break plans. Discuss “Letterkenny” – why its good, its Canadian identity, etc. “This union is something I’m really jazzed about.”; Discuss “Billions,” “Better Call Saul,” “The People vs. OJ” –> “Black motorist Rodney King.” –> Yikers Island! 62 Jams: “Green Onions” by Booker T & M.G.s; “The Locomotion” by Grand Funk Railroad (Jonthan sings as Burton Cummings with keyboard); Jeremy talks about music playing at his girls’ school. The “Get the hell in the school” jam; “Hey Baby” by Bruce Channel; Lord of the Dance instrumental (Riverdance slow motion running) Jonathan plays 90s keyboard jams Debrief the switch over to Sunday night Newstalk1010 show Agin’ the Can-Age-Ian game Jonathan – “Son of a Gun… Fuddle Duddle” YouTube musician clips (Burton & Gord Clips) |
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Jonathan talks about “putting on the do-rag” as J-Roc again
Discuss Louie Del Grande & Jonathan finding Seeing Things tv show “Bible” at CBC office Jeremy’s family going to Medieval Times for “jousting and turkey legs?”; “1st course is whatev salad”; “It’s the blood vs crips in medieval times”; “Whatst did you do with the turkey legs, girlst?” Jonathan’s girlst are fired up for the “Bangor Sneak”; partying in the RV; “nice Bruce will fix the generator” Trudeau or False Game “Gutter Balls” to describe things that don’t work out- cackle laughter Jonathan pitches “Cumm-Bach” tour; “Bach to School” reality tv show; “Slashing Prices”; “Axl’s Garage”; “Thicke or Thin” –> “Thicke to It?”; “Hugh’s Cock”; “Movin’ on Yop”; Hit the Post Game Jonathan sings random 70s one-hit wonders Jeremy’s Top 5 “March Break” jams |
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Jeremy recaps visit to Medieval Times (tomato soup in cast iron bowl, chicken, 1/2 potato; eating with hands; “I’m a chef at Medieval Times”; “Wench isn’t cool, but I’m your wench!”; Balsa wood jousting; “info-tainment”; Jono wants to see Jeremy guest as king)
[Indigo: “Where’d you go, bitch? Get back here, bitch?” at restaurant; her doll “bitch”] Steve Anthony breaks hip climbing onto monster truck, live on tv; grape stomping woman writhing in pain (“I’ve never heard pain sounds like that before…” “It sounds like she was stabbed!!”) ’64 Jams: “I Want to Hold Your Hand” by Beatles; “Dancing in the Street” by Martha & The Vandellas; “Pretty Woman” by Roy Orbison; “Doo Wah Diddy Diddy” by Manfred Mann; Jonathan discusses Marc Maron podcast interview with James Taylor Jono debriefs his trip through Nashville: saw Gordon Lightfoot at the Ryman; “he’s a 77 year old man in a velvet jacket who uses throat spray”; “hot-lookin’ tuna” is his “new little wifey”; People embracing hockey; running out of gas in New Brunswick; Bangor Sneak; Bruce in Orlando wasn’t able to help with generator, but Bruce & Tommy in Nashville were awesome; Hershey chocolate factory in New Jersey Discussion about Rob Ford’s death Road Trippin’ Game Phoning In Sick Game |
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Jonathan’s in Vegas @ Red Rock Casino Resort; alludes to Deluxe Intimacy Kit
Jeremy shares story from 27th birthday at the Juno’s, trying to pull off a man’s wig; compares situation to Peanut Butter Solution movie from the 80s Jeremy shares several stories from the Junos, including OLP doing the “switcheroo”; “it worked for Elvis Costello, but not for us…” “Whatevs Salad!” Jonathan refers to Annie Lennox; Jeremy alludes to Jono’s bike-riding story, listening to “No More I Love Yous” on his headsphones Trailer Park Boys season 10 discussion; J-Roc as Salvador, adopts different personalities,; classic Ricky phrases: “Tronald Dump, 2 turnips in heat, a toe to so.” Sklar Brothers Podcast guest appearance synopsis Jeremy shares about playing in charity game (Juno Cup) with Lanny McDonald, Tiger Williams (pulling my hair, “grabbing it and ripping it”) Burton for Certain Game [Burton’s life-achievement on the Junos; “That’s hurtin”] Jeremy’s seeing David Gilmour at ACC; went to Strombo’s house to see the Cult play & tackled the plugged toilet which was “condemned from early on”; “I have to empty my back!” Jonathan shares about Mike Smith hosting Guns N Roses after party. Jeremy guesses the Deluxe Intimacy Kit (Temptation “Platinum Edition”) contents: 5 items “not concerned with the clean up” |
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American pronunciations: Route vs Route; “right now”, “neat deal”
Andrew sent in live audio of the Toronto Blue Jays game (both cackle laugh); Jonathan does the Franglais baseball announcer over top of Jeremy’s English commentary Take Me Out To the Ball Name Game Jonathan sings “Locomotion” on keyboard; debrief Burton on the Juno’s Golf or Gaff Game (Par or Bogey) The Olympic site isn’t ready to go @ Rio. “Peanut Brutal!” Jonathan as Gord Sings the 90s part 2 (Jeremy names the artist) Jonathan sings “Happy Birthday” to Jeremy as Gord; Gord shows up Bernie’s office to wish a birthday, “It’s somebody’s birthday, we’re going to hang out all day!” Makes a pan of Nanaimo Bars squares, Jonathan: “I love that we’ve made him out to be a problem”; “This is the one day a year where you get to tell me what to do!” Discuss celebrating birthdays. (loot bags; Jonathan wants a cheeseburger; same plastic mold seats; “How do kids know they love McDonalds? It’s like it’s ingrained in their DNA”; orange drink; Jonathan pokes a smiley face in burgers) Discuss 1st jobs. Jeremy washed dishes at Reggie’s, helped cousin Elliott sell fake shirts on the street corner. Jonathan works at Halifax Lobster Feast; minimum wage $2.05. First Car: Jeremy didn’t drive until late – Honda CRV; Jonathan 1986 burnt orange Jeep Cherokee “Rowdy Bushwhacker” Jonathan as Steven Page Sings the Pop Songs (Jeremy names the artist) |
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Expo 67 (‘member??) or ’76 in Montreal? Vancouver in ’86. Expo 76 is a cover band. The Olympics were in ’76.
British Puppets with big teeth – celebrating stereotypes, you see! Microphonies Game (Jonathan gives names of cover bands, Jeremy guesses) Jonathan sings “A Long December” with vibrato, as well as a Beatles Medley Jeremy plays 1967 Jams [YouTube Playlist] Jonathan does Expos Baseball Announcer guy. Ray Face is Jonathan’s new favourite. Jeremy brings up Gary Googodame Discuss Jordan Spieth’s loss, showing his age (22); sing “This is How We Do It” again; Jeremy talks about the walk-through at Augusta before the Masters Can-Teen Game Jonathan wants to give away merch (“want to?”) |
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Jeremy shares about the “flu bug” with some “gurglidge”; missing Sunday night show
Jeremy plays 1968 Jams: [YouTube Playlist] Canadianity Canadian Cover Band Contest – #tntcoverband Jono checks into Toronto hotel, eats Heather Modlin’s fruit plate. Jere asks whether or not he checks the tangerine’s oil. – Frew or False Game [Jono reads facts, Jere determines whether it’s Alan Frew or not] “Do you ever google yourself?”; discuss back-up drum kits on tour; Jono eyes up Jim Cuddy’s guitars, gets eyed up from tech. Jono shares decision to leave Trailer Park Boys after 10th season; highlights the show’s origination and how it developed; discuss the importance of Netflix; |
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Bahd in French = “Bahdism”
Jeremy plays 1969 Jams: [YouTube Playlist] Discuss Prince’s death. (Diverse skill sets, philanthropy, comedy, belongings left behind, hypotheses towards cause of death, gender equality– “Go Fig Newton”) Jono accidentally throws keys into the trash @ Toronto airport; gets “bruced” by taxi driver Canadian Tire Flyer – Lower or Higher Game “It’s Been One Week” since Jono announced his departure from TPB; Jere checks in – discuss online trolls (Corey Bowles is a traffic cop); Jono’s choice to decline any other interviews Gord plays/sings more cover jams for Bernie: “MmmmBop” by Hanson; “If You Leave Me Now” by Chicago; “Cold Hearted” by Paula Abdul; “Perfect” by Simple Plan |
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Jeremy plays 1970 Jams: [YouTube Playlist] – “He Ain’t Heavy, He’s My Brother” by The Hollies (Reference to RJ Logan story; “the release into the couch”; “Paradise Towers – Glamourville – Sunset Court”) – “Snowbird” by Anne Murray (Jere references Anne Murray photo with John Lennon; Jono shares “Snowbird” trivia) – “Come & Get It” by Badfinger – “Shape I’m In” by The Band (Jono shares that he loves the development of Gord & Bernie. “It’s like 2 and a Half men without the kid”; Jere shares Sheryl Crow’s “Move” when she’s on tour; Jono mentions Gord’s red crushed velvet jacket) – [Jono shares about the “amish in the city lookin’ mafk”; aggressively parked cleaner trolley; Jebediah with his loud sighs; “lord of the pee”] – “Instant Karma!” by John Lennon – “No Time” by The Guess Who (Jere refers Burton’s Jim Morrison poetry phase; story of Burton drinking table cream to “coat the burlin’ gut”; Gordon Lightfoot’s song “Burton’s got the Gurgles”) – “Cecilia” by Simon & Garfunkel (Discuss popular musician duos)CB-See Yah Game – Wayne & Shuster; The Raccoons; Front Page Challenge; Fraggle Rock; Theodore Tugboat. Discuss other well known regional shows on CBC (ex: Switchback) Discussion on the Fort MacMurray fire On The Darts Game Bouvi-Yay or Bouvi-Nay Game [real or fake quotes from Simple Plan] |
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Jono sings “71” & “days of the week” to tune of Adams Family song; “Recycle” song
Discussion about the field trip to the landfill; Jeremy’s trash stealer Alan Frew is “coming Frew town” in Halifax for 30,000 PC Points; Frew’s 80s covers album (80290); both impersonate/sing like him; Burton is coming to New Glasglow, Nova Scotia “It’s almost worth making a pilgrimage” Referencing made up Summer Camp names Reflect on the success of “On the Darts” game; Jono sings as Corey Hart Jono shares his thoughts towards George W. Bush, after seeing him in Vegas Jeremy plays 1971 Jams: [YouTube Playlist] Fort McMurray update; Jono shares movement to collect/donate Air Miles to support those affected by fires; significant support from twitter bahds to support Jono sings “Drops of Jupiter” by Train (as Steven Page, then Alan Frew) – laugh at lyrics Discuss the Canadian Census Jono sings “Someday” by Nickelback and “Baby/Bernie” by Justin Bieber (as Gord) |
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Clarification on Bernie Fielder & Bernie Finklestein. “Bernii” & “Cross Bernification”; “So one artist could feel the burn from two different Berns?”; Captains on ball hockey team
Jono sings Christmas carols as Bruce Cockburn “Moxy Alan Frewvus” –> Both impersonate Alan Frew Jeremy plays 1972 Jams: [YouTube Playlist] Discuss “Tears Are Not Enough” compilation vs USA for Africa – “We Are the World” vs “Do They Know It’s Christmas” Band-Aid Enigma’s “Return to Innocence” guy goes to fancy restaurant/will call at theatre, always yelling out; (both laugh non-stop & impersonate the yodel); Enigma guy within conversation & at ball field Bubes & Biebs Game [Michael Buble or Justin Bieber Quotes] On the Darts – Band edition: All the Beatles; every Rolling Stone; Aerosmith; Metallica; Motley Crue; Van Halen – Jeremy shares 80s Joey Kramer story of smoking dart at a gas station and diving to safety as car blows up (both cackle laugh for nearly 2 min) Jono – “I have the post-laugh forehead sweats” Jeremy’s Top 3 “Why Are You Playing That Song” jams |
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Discuss Gord Downie’s terminal brain cancer diagnosis & its impact; the upcoming tour; fave Hip songs – Jere: “Fully Completely”; Jono’s “Bobcaygeon”, “It’s a Good Life If You Don’t Weaken”
Jonathan shares about J-Roc’s cover of “Ahead of the Century” –> “2108: Bounce Wimme Now”; how Gord expressed gratitude for using their song in a different way Jeremy plays 1973 Jams: [YouTube Playlist] Hobo or Nobo game [Jono reads plots, Jere confirms whether its real or not] |
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Andrea & Them: “I Only Wanna Be With You” by Hootie & the Blowfish as theme song. Jonathan cackle laugh. “The worst laugh track followed by the worst song in the history of recorded music!” Brainstorm episode scenarios. (Jono finds audience applause; Jere cues laugh track). Both cackle laugh. (Laramie gets a gig, Andrea discusses Eggos and guest list, & Money Mart, Laramie is from “Camp Trustafunda”). Discuss other cast members: – Andrea’s Manager @ Purolators: Alan Frew (Actually: Andy Jones from Codco) – Laramie’s Band Manager: Louis Del Grande – Andrea’s Love Interest: Kritch – Andrea’s Catch Phrase: “Frig off, Pecker!”Jonathan reflects on culture shock moving from east coast to Toronto Jeremy plays 1974 Jams: [YouTube Playlist] Andrea goes to Popular Girl and takes off clamdigger pants after losing a bet; Laramie has no “sexual tendencies” towards Andrea & refuses a puppy since it’s too “relationshippy”; Weekend darts “bumsies, called it!”; Jonathan’s convinced it’s a show #Andreanthem contest: Send picture of Andrea & Laramie: Winner gets BAHD hoodie Jono sings “Two Princes” & “Smooth” as Gord. “Santana is at the top of my I don’t get it list.” Hootie & the Blowfish rip off Bob Dylan lyrics. Jono sings “I Only Wanna Be with You.” –> “That’s jacking! That’s flagrant lyric jacking!” Jere references Hootie’s “13 inch hammer”; Jono shares the burden of men who have “big birds”; “Haul it out, Haul it out!”; “By the way, Manatee City, USA, just sayin” Jono sings “Closing Time” as Gord. Semisonic guy wrote an Adele song. Jonathan’s kids are learning how to beatbox Jono pitches ideas for game shows: Date Squares, Newlybed Game, The Jerks at Work, You Be The Judge, Alma Matters–> Skat talk like Michael Buble, listening to Mel Torme “He was a butt harvester!” – Recrushing them into new darts; Mike Clattenburg suggests “Call Centre Dart” – professionally made 5-minute darts Name the Game (Jono describes game shows, Jere guesses) Jono Talks About: Yo-Yos; Jere Talks About: Gardens Jono shares about unidentified creature in his back yard, shares stories about killing gophers and conservative folks in Texas “are you a snowboarder?” |
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Platinum Jubilee episode (coin-sound throughout)
Jonathan’s post-office is on the darts; Dart Mouth, Nicotine Lips, Orange Hands. “Nick O’Teen” commercial Shout-outs to Mike MacFarlane for doing website; Rikki for doing episode overviews; Wes for sending Jonathan an Oilers’ replica championship ring Jono’s Kijiji Scuffle: Mackie (1990 Sentra driving, Fruitella wrapper guy) visits and criticizes the RV. “He was a dick with intent! Douching me out on my own property!” (Jeremy plays “Return of the Mack” by Mark Morrison). “He looked like the neighbour on Home Improvement mafk”, “Captain Kangaroo hair?”, “Mackie Bruce’d me out…” Discuss the popularity of Andrea n Them. (Big-boned gal, Car Lashes for Cavalier). Jeremy raises similarity between “Tangled up in Blue” by Bob Dylan and “Only Wanna Be With You” by Hootie & the Blowfish. Bob Dylan = Jeremy’s all-time favourite Jeremy plays 1975 Jams: [YouTube Playlist] Jonathan plays Poem Sayin’ as Andrea: “Rock Star” by Nickelback. “It’s terrible, this song.”; Salvador does the voice-overs. “That’s a cover that nobody asked for.” |
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Andrea n Them episode: Andrea gets HST cheque, goes to Ladies Night @ Sugar Daddys. (Jonathan cackle laughs) Laramie hates Andrea’s music & spends time on “Tinders”. “Hold my purse, I’m going right for the d-floor, bitch!” Laramie hates “Oh! What a Night” and “Hips Don’t Lie”. “I have 2 lazy eyes, frig off, don’t draw attention to it!” Andrea sweats like Bill Cosby.
Jeremy plays 90s acne commercial – “People say I eat too many chocolate bars” (Jono: “What a sin?! Why don’t I remember that?”) Jono plays “Buffalo Stance” by Neneh Cherry (Andrea’s dance-with-me jam) Jono refers to Lloyd “Andrea’s dad” from Kijiji; “knows his way around an F-bomb unlike anyone I’ve ever met!” References “return of the MAFK” Mackey from last week’s story. Discuss the coin-rolling sounds from last episode. “Crunch crunch crunch” coin rollers. Jeremy shares about being on “Hero” video with Chad Kroeger. Jere sings as Chad on the phone, “speaks in rhyming couplets”. (Both laugh). Jono sing-talks to tune of “Rockstar.” Jono’s earworm: Alan Frew covering “Without Me” by Eminem. (Jono raps, Jere laughs!) ___________ Lookin’ Mafk game (& On the Darts) • Jeremy plays 1976 Jams: [YouTube Playlist] |
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Jono sings “Summergirls” by LFO as Gord & Steven Page; compare with Crazytown, discuss deaths from LFO & Crazytown
Andrea reads “Summergirls” lyrics without laughing; Jeremy can’t stand the lyrics “that’s enough, I can’t handle it” Jono hosted meetings for Domino’s Pizza staff in Las Vegas; shared story of 9-1-1 call from worried Domino’s operator who noted that a regular customer didn’t call in their order. Discuss hot weather & dart smoking in Vegas Jono sees Bob McKenzie in airport; “Amazing Race styles” through customs; Jeremy sat next to Peter North on a flight – “king of the load” with brand new white shoes, “don’t fuckin’ touch my hair”; Jono mentions that Bob was wearing “Ernie & Bert striped shirt” Discuss success of “_______ lookin’ mafk!” game “What’s He Driving?” game [Discusses Huey Lewis’ huge hammer; turbo liars; “out of control bullshitting”] Jono shares he’s afraid of mice “beads of sweat on my forehead, screaming like a 7 year old girl,” because of his mother’s traumatic event. (Tried naming them, giving them accents. They’re “little terrorists”; tells story of mice taking over his truck) Jere shares about Huey Lewis’ spotted hammer. What is Richard Crouse driving? – Jere: “VW Bug… 3 wheeled car? An old MG?” Ross Rebagliati in a VW Van? Jeff from Tea Party is driving a hearse with big rims. (Jono’s mom wanted to buy a hearse = Adams’ family lookin’ mafks. Paint it white = immediately Ghostbusters. 2 Chrysler Cordobas. Ronnie drove a Vega… and Volvo GT rally car. Torrens Family also had Dodge Perv-a-matic 600 & Hyundai Pony.) Commend all of the submitted “______ lookin’ mafk” submissions. #blanklookinmafk #onthedarts is “an afternoon well spent” Free on Kijijis Game (Jono reads free item & location, Jere guesses whether it’s real; Jono cackle laughs after discussing “small amount of rhubarb”) |
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Canada Day Spectacular – terrible anthem renditions: Fabio-lookin’ Mafk in Vegas: “with growing hearts”, poor key change; turns into O Tannenbaum; guy trips on carpet; Habs vs Lightning guy pooches it 5 seconds in; Nelly Furtado at NBA All-Star game; Jays’ Spring training game “tryin to pour syrup over poo”
Jeremy plays 1978 Jams: [YouTube Playlist] Rat Piss Lager: “it’s sharp, but it’s cold!” Made-up TNT sponsor. “Maple Leaf Tears Beer, Beaver Ale… Logger Lager!” “just the guy burlin’ on the label” Jeremy laughs till he coughs Taggart family going to Peterborough to Cottage. Dan O’Toole & Tim Oxford, too. (GORVING!)–> “You gotta be kidding me = Googattabe” Logger Lager Lite made-up commercial. Logger Lager Classic. Lake or Fake game Discuss whether or not shriners fight over who gets to drive the cars (“their backs hurt from driving those little mafks!” Jeremy shares about Menchie’s, abuses the “testers”; Jonathan hates gummy candies on ice cream, swears by vanilla base “as backdrop, your canvas” Discuss & develop Gary Lake character (Laramie & Andrea’s landlord, drives Sebring, tanned & “kinda happening”, greasy, salt n pepper, “where’s my hug?”, 2nd world war stories, over-aggressive uncle-type behaviour, “Hey Jere!”, takes Menchie’s candy in pockets, “Gary Lake is maybe the breakout start from Andrea N Them!”) |
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Discuss road hockey being on the decline; wprk boots as the net (Jere brings up Chuck the Boot game)
Jono sings “It’s the End of the World As We Know It” and “We Didn’t Start the Fire” as Alan Frew (He covers “only hyper-fast list songs”); “I wonder if there’s a Scottish setting on the guitar pod”. Alan Frew eats Tim Hortons Breakfast wraps at sound-check. Jono pitches “MAFK’N” Beer. “Hey mom, can I have another Mafk’n beer?” Realtor or Faketor game Jono does Popular Girl announcer for special “SexPos night” (to 1979 jams): Carrie Carter; Andrea Brawson; U-pee; Skin Raines; (Bouncer is Revenge of the Nerds guy); Hairy Bird; “Magic Johnson would’ve been a good name for a male stripper”; “someone was probably BJ Simpson, too” Jeremy plays 1979 Jams: [YouTube Playlist] Gord visits Bernie through the window, discusses PSA announcements; sings “SunBernie”; Gord is on hallucinogens. Brainstorm venues to have Gord & Bernie and Andrea n Them. Paradise Towers? Gorgeous Estates? “A little TnT universe” Jeremy plays “Babe” by Styx (“It’s a me fest” — “I want 3 more layers of me…”) Andrea n Them episode. (Jono laughs). “Let me ask you somethin right quick!” Andrew has MachuWok coupons. Andrea gives update on the “bun in the oven” and her status with Salvador. Gary Lake drops by for a visit “Hey Lar!!”; John Mayer-naise. Gary Lake gives eviction notice. |
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Jeremy plays 1980 Jams: – “Too Bad” by Doug & The Slugs (Slugcology 101; Norm MacDonald Show theme music; Don Rickles “douched” Jonathan while being interviewed on Q) – [Jeremy goes to Muskoka cottage; discusses how doesn’t like Sheryl Crow] – “Ride Like the Wind” by Christopher Cross (Christopher Cross & Kris Kristofferson comparison; Jono loves “Sailing”) – “Call Me” by Blondie – “Sailing” by Christopher Cross (Jono plays “Hit the Post” as Delilah on MagicFM; mocks the Delilah radio show; “sorry to hear your husband was sucked into a turbine!”; mock John Tesh’s bedroom – “You passed the Tesh”, satin sheets forsure, 4 post bed with red velvet drapes, “perv-goth forsure”, “black straps and one of those fuck-seats”, 4 long skinny mirrors with his picture etched, bowls of condoms)Hit the Post Game – Jonathan: 101.3 The Billygoat in Creemore as “Action Jackson”: “The Kid is Hot Tonight” by Loverboy [“…Fired it right over his head!… It comes with some responsibility!”] – Jeremy: 99.9 The Worm in North Bay as “Jules ‘The Juice’ Johnson”: “Puttin’ on the Ritz” by Taco [“You blew me up! I couldn’t even relax!” (Jono laughs!) “I couldn’t even get out the worm!”] – [Discuss Anneliese’s use of “Alert, Alert!” in the Taggart household; Jere shares story of Jetson wearing winter coat to school without shirt on underneath; wears his mom’s beige underwear “My mom doesn’t wear fucking thongs!”; overwhelmed by his dad’s “twig n berries”; “were they uncomfortable?!”; “beige bombers”; Jono got busted for wearing 2-piece bathing suits as a kid] – Jonathan: 99.3 The Feather in Pemberton as “Kid Icarus”: “Funkytown” by Lips Inc. [“Waxy muthafucker!”] – Jeremy: 103.5 The Gopher in Grand Prairie as “Terry Trax”: “Rhythm of the Night” by DeBarge [“Totally riding on Michael Jackson’s coat-tails!”] – Jonathan: 107.3 The Curse on Oak Island as “The Captain High-liner”: “Escape (Pina Colada)” by Rupert Holmes [“Nova Scotia’s most mysterious rock!”; analyze the song’s lyrics – YouTube Views: Jere guesses 2 million; actual: 4.3 million; “why the anti-yoga sentiment?”] – [Jonathan: “Where do you stand on the term ‘making love?’”; Jeremy: “Maybe if you’re old, if you’re 80!”; Jono: “Do you refer to Lisa, as your lover?”] – Jeremy: 88.3 The Eel in Antigonish as “Dr. Disco”: “Maneater” by Hall & Oats [“He’s a little behind the times, that’s classic!”; (Jere tells kids to quiet down); tap dances through the intro; “Oatsy, cover me. I’m gonna go have 2 blows of a dart!”; “His face looks like a Mentos!… Looks like petrified wood… Did you eat squid and forget your epi-pen face?… His blow-hole is closed over and rushed to emerge…”] Gord visits Bernie’s office and complains about Bruce Cockburn performing FarmAid. “You have a celebrity name: Co-Bernie.” “If you Relief my mind, Bern…”; Gord threatens to fire Bernie; Gord sings “Every Breath You Take (I’ll Be Watching You)”; Gord reads Bernie’s letters to his wife; “Live is Life” sing-along; “Does Bruce need a roadie?”; “I’ll see you tomorrow, Gord… Will you? Will you, really?” Andrea N Them episode: “Someone’s home from work and could use a friend hug but i’m not saying it’s me, but I’m not saying it isn’t!”; Andrea suggests renting a 1 bdrm place with a King-sized bed “we can even paint a perv stripe down the middle”; Laramie buys $1,100 Danier leather pants like Jeff Martin; Gary Lake shows up “Hey Larry”, puts Laramie in headlock. “I’d like to see you put me in a headlock. I’d tie your pecker in a bow right |
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Mr. D summer wrap-up BBQ party. “You know what I mean?”; “ball of youth on the dance floor”
Jeremy talks about the brass turtle that’s “on fire”; refers to the “guy sitting in the ice” because his thermometer is broken. Jonathan gets frisky with a giant sea turtle; “it wanted to hang!! …it didn’t feel erotic!”; shares dolphin story about getting “his bird” stuck in a guy’s wet-suit shorts, then 8L of dolphin goo “butterfly laughter” stuck in the shorts, in front of tourists. (Both cackle laugh) Jonathan’s Toronto subway story with tank-top wearing, soft-spoken bearded man; “he got off before me, like the dolphin with that guy”; the guy was in family court, for not having access to baby — “I wasn’t actually going to kill her…” ; “meek, mild little lamb” who casually mentions “2 counts of attempted murder”. “Dol-Phinished” – “Crunch, Crunch, Crunch guy” of the ocean, “greasy maniac” Jeremy plays Top 5 1981 “Salesman” Jams: Reno or Beano Game |
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Jonathan recollects important 1982 events: “Trudeau signed the thing!”; refers to quality nicknames “ice guy”, “come come woah”, “shitbox”
Jonathan gets worked over by Carol, a senior citizen trying to sell a fan for $60–>$70; “She was trying to shark me!” Jeremy shares about his friend’s brother who knelt down with a fan blowing on his “chocolate spider” Lisa breaks her foot; gets a “water sock” from Deb on Kijiji for over the boot cast. Burton plays piano on his knees at the airport; “Burton’s great, just ask him” Jonathan & Mrs. T see the Arkells live & hang out with Tim Jeremy plays 1982 Jams: Law or Naw Game Jeremy plays more 1982 Jams: Horny Handles Game (ongoing 1982 jams: “Abracadabra” by Steve Miller Band–> “Eye of the Tiger” by Survivor) Gord visits Bernie at the Bruce Cockburn concert at the Junos |
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Gord interacts with new neighbour, Drake & shares his Nanaimo Bars
Jono taught daughter to say “What’s crackin’, Hahn?”; “she’s really come aboard it!” Jeremy plays 1983 Jams: Shout-outs to Tim from Arkells for new record blowing up; Letterkenny Season 3 just got picked up “that’s Canadianity, hard!” Jeremy plays more 1983 jams: Bizarre Beastiality Story [YouTube Video]: 46 year old woman lived in house with teenage dolphin, Peter. To save time, she would “manually relieve him” before turning into “full-blown consensual sex” which went on for 6 months, after the funding was pulled. After separated, the dolphin became depressed and committed suicide. The woman, now 97, shares in a BBC documentary “The Girl Who Talked to Dolphins”. YouTube clips “Starts off being kinda cute, but then it’s really upsetting!” Jeremy refers to 80’s dating video montage [https://youtu.be/0bomkgXeDkE]; provide commentary “legendary Wheels’ Glasses types”; “pervy”; Jono tells story about not judging books by the cover; “Refined but he still likes to get down”; Create dating videos for Gino & Joe Vannelli Andrea & Them: Laramie wears “Jeff Martin” pants; Andrea has Gino & Joe Vannelli over before they head off to Wonderland and Orange Julius; Laramie enjoys salad; Andrea tries to be suggestive with Laramie |
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Jonathan plays 1984 Jams: – “Wake Me Up Before You Go-Go” by Wham! (Music video features dolphin shorts) – [Jonathan references walkmans and boomboxes; shares frustrations towards Cummins, using Twitter to complain] – “Oh Sherrie” by Steve Perry (Mike Smith & Jono were in cover-band called “Should’ve Been Gone”; Burger King lookin’ mafk in music video) – “99 Red Balloons” by NenaJeremy shares about 2nd Annual Stomp the Sigma Golf Tournament (Suicide Awareness; “Shanks for Nothing!”) Taggzy & Torrenzy Letterkenny Hockey jerseys (“Hockey nicknames are not often the most creative are they? f someone’s last name was Campbell, Soupy would be as creative as it would get…”) Jonathan plays more 1984 Jams: Gord kiboshes Bruce Cockburn’s concert sound check (adding random effects; “That’s a little flat…”; “Someone’s sharp!”) Gino & Joe Vanelli play Rio or Brio Game: Jonathan plays more 1984 jams: Jonathan talks like Corey Hart until Henry starts barking (at a leaf blowing in the bag, a Sobey’s bag, etc) Taggart kids are at summer camps; pool noodle baseball; Jono was in the pool 6x/yesterday; Sug has a mermaid tail that isn’t allowed in the pool unless she can swim “with the butterfly, like Michael Phelps style”. Both are corrected by their daughters while playing scripted games. Sport or Nort Game |
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Jonathan plays 1985 Jam: – “We Built This City” by Starship (Jeremy hates 80’s pop)Jonathan shares stories of his family’s RV adventures – Crown Royal bottle smashes on “sharp right turn”, “booze reek”, fire alarm goes off, Henry looses his mind. “It was the craziest 7 minutes of my life… full on Alert! Alert! – Daughters wanted to “see the bear” at Yogi Bear Campground; yells “WHERE IS THE BEAR!!!” – Man with automatic weapons in Walmart parking lot Jeremy’s kids are “PokemonGo” crazy. “We do a late-night Pokemon rip, go down to the boardwalk, and crush a couple streets.” Anna is “Alert! Alert! I want to do something else” Jonathan plays more 1985 Jams: Vannelli or Mrs. Vanelli’s Pizza Game (Joe/Gino read reviews) Jonathan plays more 1985 Jams: Jonathan’s mic echos; does Expos Announcements – “What the clam is that?!”; “Tech support from the bahds is the best”; provides updates on the Generator. [Briefly plays “Take on Me” by A-ha] Andrea & Them: Andrea & new Kijijis roommate Stewart go to amusement park, “holy frig, dreamroommate.org!”; “my stomach feels right friggy!”; bump into Laramie; “get over here you big pecker, give us a hug!” |
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Jonathan plays 1986 Jams: – “The Way It Is” by Bruce Hornsby (“Judge Reinhold lookin’ mafk”; “He was Mister Guy!”)Jeremy reminiscences about living in Mansfield & playing baseball; Jonathan was an “Anthony Michael Hall lookin mafk” Taggart kids return to school; Torrens family goes GORVING & goes to carnival to throw teabag beanbag at some dented cans TNTeacher. Jeremy’s favourite teachers: Mr. Lang & Mrs. Light, worst: Mrs. Clark & Mrs. Hannon (“sausage neck”) – tells about psychologist evaluation. Jonathan shared about the sheep teacher; Mrs. McLeod (slept with student, lent him her car); Mr. Rackum (Gr.7 English teacher); Sister Marie Arsenaux; attended Parent-Teacher conference Peter Mainsbridge announces plans to step down on Canada Day 150 (his 30th anniversary); “…that voice, it’s soothing and it’s calm, and it’s almost like a security blanket during times of national and international crisis.” Shad is done as host of Q, will remain on CBC Radio. Tom Power to take over. Jonathan plays another 1986 Jam: – Jonathan gets hand-written card from Bruce McDonald after playing Burley American Man in film Lyric or Lie Game Jonathan plays another 1986 Jam: “On the Darts: Top Gun Edition” Game Jono alludes to “The Joshua Tree” and “Dirty Dancing” coming in 1987 Jono’s listening to “Wicked Game” while painting shirtless |
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Jono plays 1987 Jam: – “Rhythm is a Dancer” by Snap! Jono meets Bernie at Canadian Country Music Awards – “Hey Bernie!”; Jeremy shares how he spoke to Bernie on the phone re: Bruce Cockburn playing benefit gigJono’s in Palm Springs; sits with real banged up couple (Michael & Linda) in hot tub Jeremy almost burns his face off in Muskoka, starting BBQ “you can hear the propane, just ripping…”; Singed facial hair; “Chemical peel” Jono plays 1987 Jam: TSN Radio show update Jono plays 1987 Jams: “Who’s This Canadian Mafk?” Game Jono plays 1987 Jams: |
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Australian Radio Station sketch: “Beds are Burning” by Midnight Oil. Jonathan shifts into South African accent. (Jere: “White pants for days”) –> Discuss Peter Gabriel’s environmentalist interests, kids’ science show. (Both cackle laugh)
Jeremy references fighting a kid, with his mom cheering him on. “She was on team Tags?” Jono plays 1988 Jam: Plot or Not Game Jono plays 1988 Jam: “Who’s This Canadian Mafk? Part 2” Game Jono plays David Foster’s 1988 Calgary Olympics theme; discuss David Foster’s biography When did Summer & Winter Olympics stop happening in the same year? Jono plays 1988 Jams: Tim Hortons eclairs and doughnuts chat. “Stay in your lane” regarding Tuscon Chicken. Alan Frew & Peter Gabriel hang out back-stage at the Junos |
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Jonathan plays 1989 Jams: – “Funky Cold Medina” by Tone Loc – (Jono announces he’s giving reins back to Jeremy for 90s) – “Free Fallin’” by Tom Petty Jonathan celebrates Thanksgiving by “picking up the girlst and going apple picking”; chair-lift before hiking down the mogul run; “since the birth of my children, I’m a real nervous Nelly now.” Taggart family is playing Pokemon, Jack wants swagways to”stand on and burl around”; “John hits me with, ‘Dad, walking’s a thing of the past’”; “you’d be Alan Doyling all over the place.” Jonathan talks about rollerbladers in PEI swinging around stop signs. The “Canadianity” book is completed, submitted “Snapback” discussion. 50 made, one appeared at MLB Wildcard game –> suspect it’s Nathan Dales from Letterkenny. Jonathan made 100 more, sent them to bahds, CFL supporters, Comedy Channel folks, etc. Discussion about the “Count Dracula hair Beer Thrower” at MLB Wildcard game Jono plays 1989 Jam: 1989: Jeremy is 14 in Barrie, ON. Jonathan begins working at Street Cents, buying single darts for 5 cents “Thankful For” Game Jere plays 1989 Jam: “Thankful For” Game continued Jonathan shares the most Hipster transaction ever in New England Starbucks Jeremy lists classic 1989 movies Jeremy’s twitter 1989 profile picture (winning playoffs in Barrie, with Wheels’ glasses) Taggart’s 3 preferred Christmas movies (National Lampoons, Elf, Polar Express) Jono plays 1989 Jam: |
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Jeremy plays 1990 Jam: – “Don’t Know Much” by Linda Ronstadt & Aaron Neville Discuss the new game “In the Booth” – Bare vocal takes in the recording studio] Jonathan confirms Nate Dales as the bahd wearing TnT hat at the Blue James game “In the Booth” Game Jonathan shares about a PEI horror movie he worked on: “got beat up pretty good”, local guy, Bobby, “solid, salt of the earth bahd” who “jerks off horses” for a living (“brought it right down, out of the side of his mouth”) Jeremy plays 1990 Jams: Bahds weigh in re: Hatsplanation. Snapback Nation Gord sings “Nothing Compares 2 U”, replacing lyrics to complain about Bruce playing FarmAid, eating Nanaimo Bars. (1990 Prince Jam. “Raspberry Beret” is Jonathan’s favourite Prince jam; discuss Bernie wants to hear podcast…) Jeremy plays 1990 Jams: Developments in Andrea N Them: Fired from Purolator, with no severance package. “Covered in dust” while watching soap operas. Fills out “PlentyofFishes” profile in hopes of getting compliments from Laramie. “How would you describe my looks, out of 10?” Jeremy plays 1990 Jams: |
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Andrea N Them: Andrea gets a date on SugarDaddies.org with a music producer. “Laramie, do you think he’ll like my car lashes, or should I peel them off right quick?” (Jonathan cackle laugh) Meets the “Crunch Crunch Crunch” guy. “You think you’re gonna get to test drive the merchandise… Your breath smells like tooth rot and cumin!” “You stay here, pecker!”
Reflect on “In the Booth” game and its success Jeremy plays 1991 Jams: “Vanilli or Vannelli?” Game (Jono reads YouTube comments, Jeremy guesses who’s who) Jonathan’s watching the Batchelorette; mentions guy from Quebec “I just can’t wait to see ‘er” Jeremy plays 1991 Jams: “Get a Job” Game |
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Jeremy plays 1992 Jams: – “Nuthin But a G Thang” by Dr. Dre feat. Snoop Dogg (Jonathan shares Snoop stories from visit to Trailer Park Boys; several good things get passed over initially – “Go Fig Newton!”–> Jeremy discusses record deals & tour support. “Man-o-Mansbridge”) – “Bad Boys” by Inner Circle (“White dudes getting pulled out of houses with no shirt on.” ; Jonathan shares why no one wears shirts on COPS–> Jonathan plays “Mall Cops” from Street Cents – https://youtu.be/c3s_xsWGgus) – “Informer” by Snow (Jonathan refers to penis costume & AIDS awareness show) – “Enid” by Barenaked Ladies (“Gordon” was released; Barenaked Ladies hats & selling cassettes as an independent band off a pick up truck; refer to BNL “Milli Vanilli” lyrics; “Fully Clothed Men” on Jonopoloza) – “Two Princes” by Spin Doctors (They impersonates the Skat intro “A dobie dobie” –> Jeremy does “In the Booth” for the first few bars of the song) – “Walking on Broken Glass” by Annie Lennox (“featuring the Spin Doctor guy” – “More Dobies, less Doobies”? – “Everybody had reeky pits”) “In the Booth” Game Gord & Bernie: “Hey Bernie!”; Gord delivers pan of Nanaimo Bars on a rope & pulley system. Gord sings Kriss Kross’ “Jump Jump” & encourages Bernie to wear clothes backwards; “It’s not a party until someone pulls off their Dungarees”; “The only problem is when you have to drain the snake, it takes a bit longer.” Gord sings “Baby’s Got Back” Discuss Alec Baldwin’s interview with Gordon Lightfoot. (“Too many girls & too many songs”… “Don’t want to step on her toes”) Andrea reacts to “Starboy” by The Weeknd feat. Daft Punk played by Gary Lake, with mint green TicTacs. “Why don’t you give yourself a fist in the face?”; “What the frig kind of perv song is that?”; “I wouldn’t mind mounting Chris Isaak like a piece of taxodermy.” Spook-tacular Popular Girl visit: |
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Jeremy plays 1993 Jams: – “I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles)” by The Proclaimers (Jeremy’s Scottish family & Alan Frew loves this song; Discuss Vanessa Carlton’s 1000 miles & “nothing but a rip off artist if you ask me”) – “Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm” by Crash Test Dummies (Alarm clock for Groundhog Day & between 2 college roommates; Jonathan plays “In the Booth” as Brad sings about birthmarks; they laugh non-stop; Ellen sings “the harms”; both attempt to sing their deepest notes possible) – [Jonathan references botched previously recorded episode due to his sound issues] – “I Would Die For You” by Jann Arden (Discuss songs that copy other song names; Jonathan got “instant water works” at Sug’s Remembrance Day celebration at school) – “Unknown Legend” by Neil Young (“It’s so, super sick!”) Jonathan discusses his daughters’ joint birthday party. “We’re gonna get our bounce on” at a trampoline park; “I think I’ll be a corraller, but I don’t know if I’ll be an active jumper…” Identifies himself as “quite bendy because I have a very long thorax and short legs” Can-ninety-anity Mafk Game More “Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm” alarm clock scenarios Discuss David Hasselhoff viral video “Would you throw your dad under the bus like that?” Discuss Donovan with the “pineapple top, mullet in the back” hair; both “skat” the drum fill for “In the Air Tonight”; Jeremy reveals that “The Village Recorder” (concrete studio used for Fleetwood Mac’s “Tusk” album) is where Phil Collins recorded the drum solo Jeremy discusses Toblerone triangle removal Minnesotian hair-styles & accents Jonathan references “Student Bodies” show Can-ninety-anity Lookin’ Mafk Game “Hello” Game |
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Jeremy plays 1994 Jam: – “Return to Innocence” by Enigma (Mocking the background vocalist; Jonathan sings along; is it the same guy “for the second pass?”; “Woah-yah-yah” after burning himself on hotplate) Jonathan buys headset overseas; speaks English with German & Croatian accents Discuss upcoming “Frig Off Peckers” tour plans & merch Anneliese throws out “alert, alert” while home from school sick Discuss being jet-legged (Jeremy falls asleep mid-set; ) Jeremy plays 1994 Jams: Jonathan reveals that The Kinks were inspired by Gregorian Chants; Radiohead “Paranoid Android” too!; Brad Roberts is Gregorian? Jeremy plays 1994 Jams: Lyric or Lie Game |
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Debrief “Frig Off Peckers” East Coast Tour (Jonathan loses his voice; “_____ Lookin’ Mafk” with white-boards; Fortunate Ones; Swear-eokee)
Jonathan shares about his mother’s battle with Alzheimer’s & lung cancer; how she passed he was away while on tour (mentions his daughters saying “alert alert” and “that’s classic”) Jeremy reflects on sleeping over at the Torrens’ “house of Bahdism” Michael Caine –> My Cocaine (Donovan working in studio, spills mountain of cocaine, calls Italian janitor, Guiseppe, who electrocutes himself, resulting in the “Return to Innocence” background vocals) Jeremy plays 1995 Jams: Jeremy shares ’95 OLP/Van Halen tour stories; his friend punched through slatted closet door & using Bailey’s to fix it (Robert Plant discovered them; played Page & Plant tour) Jeremy plays 1995 Jam: “What Won’t Meatloaf Do” Game results Newstalk1010 – 20 minute Sunday night Snapback meet-up (“it’s greasy, but it’s fun”) Jeremy plays 1995 Jam: “Workin’ Hard or Hawksley Workman” Game Jeremy shares how Van Halen techs had their own work stages/bars on stage; drummer lit his own arm on fire |
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Jonathan sings along with “The First Noel” by Crash Test Dummies; confirmation that Brad has heard their loving tribute; New Word: BRAHD (when someone hears TnT loving tribute and has a good sense of humour about it)
Mention Am-bahdsador contributions for upcoming book; Manitoba still needed; aggressive verbs to be used to describe “to-do” Jeremy thanks “gaggle crowd of people” for the Bahd-hat meet-up–> “Christmas Without You” by Fortunate Ones Jonathan expresses appreciation for bahds sharing grief stories; “what a cozy quilt of Canadianity we are wrapped in” “I Saw Three Ships” by Bruce Cockburn; Gord refers to this song on “Garbage FM” Jonathan records personalized greetings for fans donating $50 to shelters/food banks. Raised over $20,000. J-Roc, Andrea, Gordon Lightfoot, Mr. Cheeley requests. “The Drummer Boy (Peace on Earth)” by David Bowie & Bing Crosby (Jeremy: Bing Crosby is “not the bahd of the week”; allegedy “boxing his kids’ ears on holidays”; fuelled by “My Cocaine”) “8 Days of Christmas” by Burton Cummings (Dimebag of Panama Red, 2 hits of acid, 3 pink pills, 4 snorts of coke, 5 pounds of hash, 6 joints a smokin, 7 healthy roaches, 8 hooters hooting) Carole’s cookie exchange = Oreo stuffed chocolate chip cookies; “They don’t even make sense… Little top-hats of deliciousity… Oreo lying in wait to attack your tastebuds”; TnT Cookbook – TasteBahds; Bahdburgers; Bahd-B-Q “A Charlie Brown Christmas” by Vince Guaraldi Trio –> British Producer, Donovan, doesn’t have time for anyone else’s name-drops. “Do you know who doesn’t like baseball? The QUEEN… Sorry, just reading a text from the Queen… Okay, we’re recording!.. The QU-WEEN.” Mentions connections with: Eric Clapton, Elton John, Freddie Mercury, Paul McCartney, Jimi Hendrix, etc. Jeremy shares about mic-dropping stomach flu. “It was mostly like running to the toilet and fire-hosin’ out the stomach aches, every 15 minutes! Also, aching and pain in the limbs… Andre The Giant runs…”; Anneliese gets sick, then John, then Jack, then Lisa. Jonathan’s impressed with the body’s capacity to purge sickness. Jonathan & Carole go to Nashville; he gets hiccups “is there a vulture in the restaurant?”; onions = gaseous in the mouth; waitress “scared the hiccups straight out of me” Jono gives Customer Service Update: Bob @ Cummins; BMW Mini, Genius Bar in Halifax (dudes come in all the time, asking for help to re-arrange their dick pics) “Christmas Eve” by Gino Vannelli (Jonathan hates Jessica Simpson approach to Christmas songs; or cheerleading contemporary versions – “whatever that stuff is, no thanks!”) Holiday Hum-Off Game Jeremy doesn’t care for New Years resolutions; discuss New Years traditions (Anneliese does talent show, John plays recorder) RoofPounders.ca – pay to have a fake santa come to the house to get things goin |
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1st 2017 TnT Poddy; Taggarts still have tree up “there’s no date… [to take it down]”
Kids getting sick over the holidays; Jonathan makes frozen jello pops with medicine “Christian Science” discussion Jono describes his winter: “It’s so fluctu-atey,” skating with “pillows on his feet”; “my grape-stompers are flat and are size 12 and have been since grade 4 or 5” –> Discuss foot arch theories Breaking News: Brad Roberts e-mails Jono elaborates on the “mmmmm” chorus –> role play with Brad with his girlfriend, neighbour gets angry; Lining up at some gigs that will “blow your mind” Discuss bank line-up people: “people that wear pajama bottoms,” “wearing Guitar Hero pants,” “blue haired, senior citizen folks,” “folks that maybe get their cheque in the mail that morning that were really expecting it,” “people that are, across-the-board un-trustworthy,” “contractor types dealing in cash”; Jonathan describes annoying bank lady (with bangs and frosted tips, floral blouse, elastic khaki pants with no pockets, glasses with tinted tops); Jeremy – “bank hair is like 3rd grade teacher hair”; Jeremy weighs in on Edwin Encarnacion trade Jonathan wonders if “Canada Day thing” requires bi-lingual hosting; Jeremy laughs hysterically:“to me in my head, it will be one long skit”; both cackle laugh while practicing; “maybe we should host Canada Day as Simple Plan?” “Trailers” Game (ad-libbing entire plot based off of movie trailer/songs) “Debatin’” game with Gino & Joe Vannelli Discuss hypothetical plans for Episode 100 in Toronto Discuss 2nd draft of “Canadianity” as a Bathroom Reader; western swing tour planning |
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Jeremy plays 1998 Jams: – “My Heart Will Go On” by Celine Dion (“Throat coat” and banged it out in 1-take; “parking the Lincoln”; 1st anniversary of Rene’s passing) – “I Don’t Want to Wait” by Paula Cole (Dawson’s Creek song; Andrea is “right in love with Pacey”) – [Tangent about tarantulas in several different accents; New Zealand, South Africa; “sit on some tarantulas” before being interrupted by Shirley, Lisa’s mom] – “Candle in the Wind” by Elton John (Donovan=producer; calls Elton “love”; advises on pronunciation on “sexual” and “Monroe”) – [Anneliese interrupts with “Meep, Meep”; Jono sings “Old MacDonald” in French] – “Everybody (Backstreet’s Back)” by Backstreet Boys (Anneliese: “What the heck is this?”; Chrysler Spirit= perfect car to blast this song; “Corolla with spinners?”) 100th episode to be recorded at Mike MacFarlane’s building Discuss Bell’s “Let’s Talk Day” to end stigma surrounding mental health; Jeremy informs about CAMH; Jonathan references Rikki: “you’d take a car in for a tune-up, why wouldn’t you do the same thing with your mind?”; Jonathan reveals his mother’s struggle with Depression; role of bullies; increasing anxiety within society Jonathan and Carole go horseback riding across desert; visited “Rawhide, AZ”, saw magic show with outdated jokes: “What’s up with Carl Lewis’ hair?”, “So, I’m walking Alf the other day…”; Fatburger woman obnoxiously yells/constantly screws up names – Jonathan impersonates her: “it’s my favourite sound and now my kids are doing it… Carole will vouch for me, I’m not exaggerating.” Jeremy further describes CAMH as a support for Addiction Dessert or Desert game |
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Jeremy plays 1999 Jams: – “Call & Answer” by Barenaked Ladies (Jono sings as Gord & Steven Page) – “Love Song” by Sky (“Weren’t they Larry Mullen Jr. lookin’ mafks?”; Prozzak is goin on the road; Jono raves about Philosopher Kings) – “416 to the 905” by Maestro Fresh Wes (“Coach Fresh”; “He’s cool A-F!”) Jono breaks down the “SH” word to his daughters, explains “shit” when they actually meant “Shut up”; “Alien sized SH word!” Discuss frustrations at the grocery store, being asked to move to another empty register once items are already on conveyor; “that’s above my paygrade”; frustrations with airline ground support staff (“4 people standing around playing Angry Birds”) Jeremy plays 1999 Jams: Gord sings 90s Jams: “Kiss Me” by Sixpence None the Richer; “I Want it That Way” by Backstreet Boys; “Scar Tissue” by Red Hot Chili Peppers; “All-Star” by Smash Mouth; “All the Small Things” by Blink 182) Both laugh about Gord “rippin down hallways” on razor scooter past statues in his massive mansion – “What a sin!”; new little wifey every 6-12 months; Jono cackle laughs after discussion about Gord’s secret passages, knight armour, hidden bowling alley; Gord gets hover board; “Gord’s House” should be an animated show on the Comedy Network; “intricate tunnel system”) Jeremy highlights “Smooth” by Santana & Rob Thomas; (Jono “doesn’t get” either of them) “Jetski or Gretzky” game Further discuss Gord’s House; underground car garages; Gord goes to Goodlife Gym to meet new little wifeys–> Weekend vs weeknight wifeys; 3 separate lives goin; the Lightfoot Wives Jeremy plays another 1999 jam, assuming Andrea would play while in the shower: “She’s so High” by Tal Bachman; mentions a slew of Shania Twain songs, plays “From This Moment On” – Jono sings along; discuss skirted egg haircuts, “friar” cut Discuss children’s morning tv shows (Martha Speaks and the poor casting) Reflect on Peter Mainsbridge’s “riffing and spritzing” on a live national broadcast –> discuss national issues, including prescription pills, at-home terrorism, education system |
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Live episode hosted at Mike MacFarlane’s condo in Liberty Village – Attended by the Flatliners, Wes the “Mayor of Greenbank”, Andrew Acsai, Tim Oxford from Arkells, and Mark Forward – “We’re giving away $10s of dollars of prizes” – TnT pens – Food (Swiss Chalet, beer, suds, Rye, 100 timbits; Jono “overshot the runway with the Chicken”, getting 2 Family Size Party Packs) Wes crushes Timbits; wants GoFundMe account to fix cavities; “How’s it Goin Bahd” after 20 seconds, takes Bahd stickers and COQK stickers from “treat trolley” Group predicts number of re-tweets for Jonathan’s tweet: “BREAKING: Jewel confirmed to perform ‘My Hands are Small’ for @realdonaldtrump at #inauguration.” Jewel has “aggressive eye teeth”. Trump as president will be a “long continual shit storm… hornets nest every day”. Discuss small town America (conservative Christian Texans; mid-west Nascar watchers on the porch who bbq) Jeremy tells about worst-ever Our Lady Peace show, opening for Tea Party: “totally went off the rails and had to stop playing… Tail between the legs and walk out.” Sex With Sue –Kara from Toronto/PEI weighs in; “the thing about having load on your face” Behind the Scenes with Jonovision- busing kids in for the show against their will, “Don’t even go there, Angela” comment Mark Forward takes the mic: Heights phobia, attempting to cross Vancouver’s suspension bridge 1/3 success rate; “how about we count the number of deer on his [Wes’] shirt”; mocks Rye and red cups “reminding you of everything you did wrong in college”; “I was the biggest what’s up with worms guy in Canada?” Discuss the significance of 100 episodes, impact of Canadianity, Bahdism; acknowledges Mike MacFarlane the “first responder bahd” who hosted event and bought chippies Giuseppe and Donovan listen to Enigma’s “Return to Innocence”–> Discuss character duos within first 100 episodes: Salvador & Bri-Ashley–> J-Roc’s Spanish twist; Down-vest lesbians in Yellowknife cleaning out cabin; Jere-Bear & Colleen; all Jeremy’s girl characters sound like Rusty from Friendly Giant Jonathan talks about role as Cindy Crosby, recording a piece with world’s oldest Drag Queen. “I’m less worried about what to do with my horn as I am about eyelashes.” Discuss Two-Faced contest- “Chris Farley Mowat”; KD-Lang with Kraft Dinner Captain Haddock-lookin’ mafk plays “Talk About” with Timbits Reflect on contradictory roles for Robin Williams and Jim Carrey; discuss differences between acting and impersonating Mike MacFarlane weighs in on the development of taggartandtorrens.ca “It’s Nuts To Butts” describes the Flatliners gigs; quick check in with Tim Oxford Re-Tweet Recap: 40 – Steve wins! |
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“Micah” the gear-head, drum-newbie joins Jeremy on the pod.
Jeremy plays 2001 Jam: Jeremy’s worst Family Day (migraine and getting sick while riding the bus; “the fill your mouth and hold your hand over it styles…dripping around my fingers… it was caked in my face, all over my hands.” – Jono: “you barfed the bus!”; Jono queries “have you ever had the lowercase d in public?… You’ve had the slops?”; Jeremy shares “I shit my pants, in the race! Rippin’ diarrhea down the leg”; “my public squirtsky”) Mike Myers’ family road trip with a pee pie-plate Carol bought Jonathan a set of drums; discuss drum beats, signature sounds, the “drummer’s high”, painful shins, thumb blisters, & callouses; Jeremy pissed on his hands to speed up healing Clattenberg’s documentary “India Kicked My Ass” where he found solace with monkeys Jeremy plays 2001 Jam: Discuss aspirations for Episode 150, in Canada’s 150th year at Justin Trudeau’s house of disrepair “leaky, bucketful nightmare” (JT3) –> The Trump-Trudeau handshake Jonathan’s participation in Guinness Book of World Record for “most selfies in 3 minutes.” Jeremy plays 2001 Jams: Gord-Gord-Gord-Gord-Gord game (Gordon Pinsent, Lightfoot, Downie, Howe, Miller quotes) Taggart family pushing to get a pet; Jonathan shares about his dog Henry Jeremy’s daughter is singing “Ridin’ Dirty” and “High All the Time” |
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Jeremy plays 2002 Jams: – “Superman” by Five for Fighting (Compares lead singer to Fatburger Lady: “you had a milkshake, and onion rings too, we have a Diet Coke on a tray for you”; What’s He Driving? – Audi, Chrysler Sebring, AMG Mercedes) – “Whatever, Whenever” by Shakira (Jeremy’s story of Shakira yelling at assistant in Spanish; discussion of doing corporate gigs) Reflecting on last week’s character, Micah (“Hey Jermy”) Discussion on reality shows: International House Hunters, Love it or List it, Cops, Campus PD, To Serve & Protect (“the most underwhelming cases ever”) Jeremy plays 2002 Jams: Rod Stewart is “all banged up”; potentially “back on the sauce”; “Whatevs salad” Jeremy plays 2002 Jams: Jeremy has tech issues with recording app Discuss Letterkenny’s success; current state of Canadian comedy (Schitt’s Creek, Kim’s Convenience, Beaverton, etc) Taggart kids “going ape” before March vacation to Collingwood “Lightfoot Donates Lightfoot” – Gord donates a bust of himself; riding segways in his house with bowling alley Donovan at Coachella “snorting sand” because “my cocaine” fell out of his pocket; “Daft Punk? More like Daft Pricks”; “Weeknd vs Weak Michael Jackson” discussion; “cornered the market for stripper, horny jams”; songs reference cocaine use; Donovan wants to work with “The Weeknd” Canadian Tire Flyer – Lower or Higher game: Jonathan does impromptu “Walk Up Guy” due to microphone feedback Jay & Dan are returning to Canada! Canadian Tire Flyer – Lower or Higher game: |
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Jeremy’s Top 5 “Quittin’ the Darts” jams – “On the Road Again” by Canned Heat (Talc (Jere) & Thomass (Jon0) in basement apartment in Burlington, ON. Irritable friend trying to quit; Talc visits to tempt and discourage) – “Under Pressure” by Queen feat. David Bowie (Bonnie (Jono) & Rhonda (Jere). Chain-smoking Bonnie is ineffective at supporting her sister. “I had a root canal once, I quit for 3 hours. I thought it was gonna be the end of me… ya’know.”; “You got Menthols, you bitch!”; “She’s so greasy…leather skin…big huge top lip, big wrinkle around it”; “She’s 42 but looks 78”; “Looks like an NHL goalie in the 50’s”; “She’s got dart-mouth!”) – Jono- “I feel like I love Andrea so much. The ratio of love I have for Andrea and Laramie to time I’ve spent with them is completely out of whack.” – “Saturday in the Park” by Chicago (Andrea (Jono) & Laramie (Jere); “Just because you quit doesn’t mean weekend bumsies aren’t an option.”; Andrea discusses all-inclusive vacations, buying King-sized mattress with Laramie with money saved.) – “Wash Your Face in My Sink” by Dream Warriors (Gary Googodame (Jere) & Hudson (Jono) out golfing. Irritable Gary wants his soggy darts) – “Banks of Newfoundland” by Ewan MacColl (John A. MacDonald = Bill Cosby (Jere) & fellow historical Canadian (Jono) in wing-backed chairs as the fathers of confederation. [Both laugh hysterically].) Discuss Shanty Town kids show; Kids of Degrassi Street (when they crush darts) –> elementary kids smoking (“grade 5’ers crushing darts and having hickies—some cop kids”; “rough being tough…proving that they’re cool”; elementary school garbage restrictions; hot-.) Grandparent nicknames: Scoodoo & Naynay; Beepbop; Nan & Bumpy; Kaizan & Dup-bop; Grandma & Gumps; Gumpy & Newnew; Nan & Bumpbumps; Gumpy & Naynay; Nanu & Danu; [laughter]; Nanu & Noni; Nono & Noni; Gamma & Gumba; GakGak & GorkGork (GorkGork Industries, “crazy expose sex”; “were any of your friend’s moms Stacy’s mom?”) Jeremy tells story where party host plays hidden camera footage of himself having sex on the couch; girl from video shows up to party (“that’s like a triple whammy”); hotel room and family friend incidents where porn was put on as background noise Discussion on about famous athlete roommate situations; wives/girlfriend hierarchy; attitude/work ethic; physical and mental ability; Avery the Agitator Canadianity the Book – Drop Date October 17th; discuss the “behind-the-scenes” process of book publishing (copy editor, legal process, publicity department, marketing department, design department); “Band-Ins” book tour to be scheduled across the country (independent bookstore mafks in round glasses and cardigans, “low-key dinner crushes”); Available for pre-order on Amazon. Hello game |
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In the Booth with Donovan & Patrick Swayze (“why don’t you put down the fag and get in the booth”; “She’s Like the Wind” with “she=cigarettes”) Jonathan was in an 80s cover band “Should’ve Been Gones” with Mike Smith; listen to “Oh Sherrie” by Steve Perry “Steve, I want the opening to acapella, but big and wet, so what if we shoot it in a leaky church basement so it’s big and wet… I want to feel like someone’s sprayed my face with your saliva.”; try “could’ve been gone; would’ve been gone; can we try might have been gone then; if only she would’ve been gone, yeah?; could’ve been, should’ve been gone; shoulda, woulda, coulda been gone, yeah” Discuss bad Bush lyrics: Glycerine “I’m never alone/I’m alone all the time/Are you at one Jonathan excited for Oilers making playoffs; Jeremy excited for Matthews, Marner, & Nylander Jingles Game (on-the spot jingle to the selected music for random business/product) Donovan coaches Patrick by encouraging him to imagine a mosquito buzzing in his ear. “I think we’ve got it!”; Donovan mentions “We used to pitch a tent back in the day… on sheep shit”, reference camping in Keith Richards’ hotel room Jonathan’s abdominal pain “extended to one of my berries… like someone took an aluminum Louisville slugger right to my nads and it rang like a church bell”; unsure if he could fly home from San Diego; considered worst case scenarios; “strapped on a helmet and surfed the Advil all the way home”; hospital visit results in kidney stone diagnosis, Morphine, & Toradol. The “ku-klux-klan hat” to catch the stones when they come out; the stone “wasn’t a grain of sand” but “half a peppercorn”; “does it come out in pee, or could if you loaded it out?”; “2 wee peppercorns in the load”; “now we can say we both opened for The Stones”; “I was looking for the grain of sand, not pebbles and bam-bam” Juno Awards Debrief: cutting off Paul Langois; Russell Peters’ joke about underage girls; Taggart kids’ controlled the remote; Gord Downie won songwriter award; Jim Cuddy crushed “motown” with Arkells, who are crushing it; Timbo’s having a kid Jingles Game, part 2 (singing advertisement over jam) Hall & Oats on a Pontiac Feiro advertisement from the 80s; Oats sprawled out –> Greasy Cars from the past: Chrysler 600 that talked, Vega “a real piece of shit that barely went up the hill… like a Pinto”, Chrysler Cordoba (“Doors were 6 feet long & 40lbs; Steering wheel to front of the car was about 7 feet”), Cadillac (“you’d sail over bumps), Brown Aries K-car. Jeremy had a ‘68 442, liked LeBaron coup, the Feiro. Jonathan always wanted a 1979 Smoky the Bandit Trans-Am with the bird on the hood, Jeep Wagoneer “woodies” or a big Bronco from the 70s or 80s. Donovan would drive a new car every couple of months “Masaratis only… or sporty Bentley” |
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Andrew Stokley taped Montreal MLB player introductions = exactly the same as Jonathan
Reflect on the bahds who weighed in on kidney stones (big marbles = bonkers; “ever get hit in the head with a bag of marbles?”) Jeremy’s Top 5 “Makin’ the Playoffs” jams (Jonathan debates whether he should fly out to Oilers game 1; “Battle of Pal-berta”) Torrens’ Emoji Easter Egg hunt; Taggart family household revelations of knowing Santa isn’t real (“I’ve been using it to get things, but it’s been eating me up inside”; “Don’t tell the other kits”; “Don’t impregnate them with notions of doubt”) Frankie Tomatoes menu with Vanelli brothers (yelling match “RELAX!”; Joe blacks out because he’s so worked up; [ongoing laughter]) Gork Gak the Ghost has its sexual way with people trying to give speeches Worst Lyrics Ever: Joan – “All I Wanna Do (Is Make Love to You)” by Heart; Mike – “Your Song” by Elton John; Gavin – “The Trees” by Rush; Rikki – “Big Girls Don’t Cry” by Fergie; Rhonda RickyBobby – “Butterfly” by Crazytown; Nintendo Friendo – “Song 2” by Blur; Forward Music Group – “Pinch Me” by Barenaked Ladies; Kenna Bosenberry – “You Pay Your Money and Take Your Chance” by Bruce Cockburn (“creeping sperm-like”); EJ – “Notorious” by Duran Duran; Paul Ladel – “Whoa is Me” by Down with Webster; Gavin Thomas – “Room Service” by Bryan Adams; Kyle Heatherington – “Africa” by Toto; Jonathan Daley – “Freak” by Silverchair; John Lucas – “Call Me Maybe” by Carly Rae Jepsen; Leslie – “Sunglasses at Night” – Corey Hart; Daniel Ricks – “The War Song” by Culture Club; Steph Dunn – “All Summer Long” by Kid Rock; Linda Simpson – “Hey, Soul Sister” by Train; Julie – “Down in the DM” by Yo Gotti; Nancy – “Shape of My Heart” by Backstreet Boys; “phone blowin’ up where you is”, “it’s like 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife”, “your first name is Free, your last name is Dom”, “I’m an undercover liar, I lie under the covers.” — Bruce Cockburn is the winner (& a turbo-bahd) Discuss pheromones; “the smell of pumpkin gets you horny?” (Pump-kin = terrible incest joke); Gork Gak arrives at WeDay. Jeremy – Key note speaker at MTS Centre in Winnipeg (“what’s happening”; “He’s ruthless, that ghost!”) |
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Gork Gak guest appearance on Andrea ‘N’ Them. (Gork Gak attacks while Andrea’s doing laundry. “I’m right scared. Will you hold me?”; Laramie is being “right brave”); Jeremy gets tingly eyes, “all spinny” like the Choke game; Discuss Gork Gak’s introduction from last week “Gork Gak is a big hit”; Gork = No, Gak = Help
Discuss drum sticks, techniques, preferences; Jono can now play “Eat My Brain” by the Odds & the “Funky Cold Medina” by Tone Loc Jono talks NHL Playoffs: “Leafs Fan is not in the top 100 words people would use to describe me”; Ovechkin “that mafk won’t go quietly”; Oilers games start too late for Jono. TV Guide magazines; Jono was a clue! Jeremy “what’s with this kid know-it-all?”, remembers Jonovision being “on all the time” Please Welcome Game: Arkells play Coachella; Jeremy shares behind-the-scenes festival/tour date experiences Dart Guy = Leafs’ new mascot, desperate for a dart; “rang the bell of Canadianity” “B-A-H-D” is taking off; CFL player tweet; Calgary Flames down 3-0 in series. Jeremy reviews list of top Canadian celebrities; discuss importance of “making it here” Jeremy’s Top 5 “On the Darts” jams |
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Jere Bear & Colleen host the 99.4 Lite FM Caribbean Queen Boat Cruise) featuring: Lifehouse, Five For Fighting, Enigma, Gino Vannelli; welcome contest winner guests: – Bonnie – Wolfman Jat (works on the COQK) – Crunch, Crunch, Crunch Guy – Andrea & Laramie (“I might as well have a neon sign that says Open’t for Business” – Salvador (shirtless; “I deliver service to the rooms;” “I spread joy, and peace, and love to whoever will accept it from me”) – Gary Lake – Gino & Joe Vannelli – Giuseppe – Donovan – Gretchen McCluck (Fatburger Lady) – Gord & Bernie – Gork Gak – Gary Googodame & Caddy – Steven Page & Brad Roberts Colleen admires Salvador “It was like he had xray eyes… undressing me with his mouth”; while chirping Jere Bear “I didn’t know you couldn’t do more than one thing at once”; “Grown man-baby that can’t do his own laundry” Gino & Joe argue instantly; intend to play music from Joe’s record. Joe faints from getting “too worked out”; Gino asks to “splash Brio in his face” Andrea & Laramie concerned about the one single bed; encounter Giuseppe (“you’re not Pinnochio’s father, are you?”) and Donovan in the hallway (“you’re a queen”); Laramie gets excited and introduces himself to Donovan who name drops (“Eltie, Eric Clapton, B4-4,… tool”; “You’re kind of a tool, Laramie); Giuseppe bursts into painful Enigma singing after hitting his head. Donovan brags about changing “Failing” to “Sailing” = success; Christopher Angry = Christopher Cross. Salvador arrives and offers to further assist Andrea (“Are you certain there’s nothing I can put my hands on for you?”); Gary Lake encounters Andrea & Laramie in the hallway. Micah, working at Orange Julius, recognizes Laramie from Wrench with the Rickenbacker Bass; gives deal on a drink with a resort fee, international waters tariff, plus gratuity. Misspelled name “Mika” Fatburger Lady takes order for Gary Lake; “LARGE COCK… This man has a large cock! Do you want some PIE? Can I get a piece of pie for the man with the large cock? No pie for the man with a large cock! Gary Lake has a large cock.” Wolfman Jat encounters Bonnie to share a couple darts and scotch. “I got fire, if you got the fireplace”; “Come on, baby, light my fire…”; “You’re my kinda girl, Bon”; “I haven’t felt this excited about a new partnership since I discovered Tide pods”; “Ya’know”; Wolfman avoids being seen by Jere Bear by crawling under Bonnie’s dress. “It’s a strange sensation when you exhale under there”; “You have a nice, soft side stomach”; “That’s ringing the old summer bell.” = foreplay with Wolfman & Bonnie. “Settle down, Pavlov’s dog.” Gino & Joe are sharing a room. “You got the Barry Trotz, or you’re sea sick!” Joe throws up, argues with his brother. Brainstorm options as to how they’re going to play the gig. Andrea complains that Laramie is playing bass instead of hanging out. “Pick your drink up, pick your arse up and let’s go relax!”; Andrea overhears Joe with the “diarrhe-0”. Gino introduces himself, asks Laramie to fill in. “I couldn’t help but hear in-between bursts of diarrhea that you were playing the bass.” 5.5 hour sound-check. Laramie ditches Pirate dinner with Andrea. Five for Fighting show to feature the Fat Burger lady; Enigma show is bound to “get people frisky”. Bernie & Gord show up for the Gino Vannelli show, admire Laramie’s fretless bass. “That bass player is lit A-F, as the kids say”; ditch the show to go to Popular Girl: “Horny Tart” – “I’ve seen worse things with these look-balls”; “Tanned Murray”; “Harry-ana Grandes & Lady Gag-her”; Gord’s male stripper name would be “Organ Lightfoot”; “Billy Lotion & Bahd Stewart”; Face-Timed by “new little wifey” Bri-Ashley gets lectured by dad, runs into Salvador. ‘It’s like lady fate guided me to your face.”; “I’ve created my own white spot in my trousers, again. I’m excited to see your face”; “Get lost, ya jerk!” Jere Bear discusses getting drunk with Lifehouse. “Can’t stand another moment with Colleen!” Shirtless Salvador delivers chicken, asparagus and pumpkin pie to Crunch Crunch Crunch guy, who is confronted with Gork Gak. Wolfman Jat & Bonnie enjoy some post-coital tenderness. “Bruno Sure-Juicy”; Bonnie admits to liking motorcycle rides; Wolfman “doesn’t like to use protection”; Bonnie looks like “a cute Pete Rose…” Gary Googodame & Hudson, his Caddy continue to bicker; Steven Page has an acapella show, singing “Caribbean Queen”, joined by Brad Roberts from Crash Test Dummies. All the cruise guests become ill with stomach aches: “Can I take my break, I have to have to take a Number 2!” Boat sinks due to too much bathroom usage at once. |
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Wolfman Jat & Bonnie work to define their relationship. “You do you, I’ll do me, and maybe we’ll re-group at some point.”
Debrief the Cruise Ship episode. Bonnie sounds like Wayne Ronstadt. (“Maybe she’s Wayne’s aunt!) “Speaks with rhythm and cadence of a newscaster.” Jono shares memory of StreetCents “On the Road Again” parody with Wayne Ronstadt wearing snowy boots into someone’s house. Jonathan does Linden MacIntyre impersonation “tight curls” and “curdled milk”, “hamburgler” from the “5th Estate”. Update on Canadianity book. “It’s a Page-Turner Overdrive.” Jonathan sings as Steven Page. Discussions around the artwork. Cruise Ship debrief continues. “The most high concept thing we’ve ever done.” Audience reminded of Andrea met Joe Vanelli on “Plenty of Fishes” previously. Bonnie and Wolfman Jat’s friskyness was a hit. Gord and Bernie’s night out criticizing Gino Vannelli’s performance. Bon Jovi avoids doing high notes – “Who wants to hear that?”; Toto’s background singers get way up there, lead singer doesn’t bother anymore – re-writes all of the band’s developed songs: “How small is your cock, bahd, to be throwing out lines like that?” “What a douche!” Jeremy talks about failed collaboration with Kardinal Offishall; Akon is saving Africa with LED lights and thinks “Letterkenny is lit AF”; reflect on 08 jams. “Single Ladies (Put a Ring on it” by Beyonce. “Beautiful Girls” by Sean Kingston. “Love in the Club” by Usher. “I Got a Feeling” by Black Eyed Peas. “We’ve got 107 hours of burlin!”; discuss the possibility of meeting Bernie. “S just got real!” Invited to introduce Bruce Cockburn at Mariposa Festival. “Right on…” TnT Confrontations Game: Re-enactment of artists unimpressed with the TnT podcasts: (Bruce Cockburn, Steven Page has hurt feelings, & Brad Roberts “You guys are full of shit and I just got no time for you” Jeremy bellows like Brad when he’s mad)’ Both sing the lowest notes possible like Gregorian chant; timing each other for longest Brad Roberts’ “Aww-off”. Both laughing. “I could’ve gone longer but it was so fucking stupid;” “What a terrible sound!”; Discuss famous “suck-in/inhale yells”; Jonathan appreciates a group of people gasping unanimously. Discuss public confrontations and altercations. Jeremy tells story of being on mushrooms in White Rock, BC. “Group of debauched teens… beyond madness testosterone assholes.”; Jonathan described “wayward drifters curb-stomp a guy.” TnT Confrontations Game (con’t): Allan Frew at golf tournament, Peter Garrett at hotel buffet LYTE FM Djs Laura & Olivia. “I like Yard Saling”; discuss their crush on James Blunt. Bailin’ Game: (Getting busted in uncomfortable social situations) |
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Panago Pizza makes Jonathan burp. “Why hasn’t Panago bought the rights to Panama?”; discuss obvious commercial ideas – the boardroom where Larry pitches the idea for Panama song.
Jonathan’s family update: Sugar Daisy’s class is doing a dance at the Spring Concert to Burlin’ the Log Driver’s Waltz; visited the ‘real-life’ Bonnie who has a Blue Jay living in her alcove – “Hey Jose, ya’know…” —> Discuss Kevin Pillar’s 2-game suspension Jeremy & Tim Oxford went golfing with older gentleman, Walter (“like 87”); suction cup lougies; Walter’s lost hat and muffled complaints “I can’t hit a shot without my hat!”; “everything was a fight with this guy” Jonathan’s CBC Canada Day special. Slappy The Trivia Beaver. “Slapping strangers across the face with a beaver tail coated with whipped cream.”; “I love the Bahd-ness” Canada Day festivities overview in Franglais–> Micah makes a quick appearance, wants to go to MMM-Muffins; “just be my friend, that’s all I ask!” = Micah might be Colleen’s son, Jere-Bear is a jerk to Micah; Debrief the possibility that they slept together on the cruise. Jono – “I’ve BEEN Micah.” Jingles Game = “Spot on the Spot” Jeremy shares about “the guy” who keeps the party going for musician (get drugs, after party, concierge for partying); talks about backstage antics, including Motley Crue’s “Kitty Litter”; Jonathan wonders if Josh Groban or Michael Buble participate; discuss DJ lifestyle with the USB stick |
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Bonnie discusses the Blue Jays with Jose. “Jose can you see? ya’know…” “It is spring, maybe you’re feeling a bit randy, ya’know…”; Jeremy finds chirping Blue Jay sound effects; discuss bird nests close to home (Bald Eagle, Robin); Robin Black survivor episode in Ecuador.
Discuss Tom Green’s dead raccoon antics on Mike Ballard show. “It was on-real.”; Jeremy’s Eric Andre show experience Bonnie enjoys a dart while listening to music. (“ya’know”); “Gonna pour a small one, ya’know… just a snap of rye before dinner… No harm in a small one.” Announce TnT leaving Newstalk1010 radio show; “we are slammed with all things TnT”; working on TnT TV –> “TurboBahd” Jeremy plays 2010 Jam: Onslow Wrestling League (OWL): Every Sunday in Torrens’ household (Indigo -Pickalaya; “Shake it Off” by Taylor Swift walk-in jam; Sugar Daisy – Sports Bra Fairy; Jonathan – The Great Dadu); make their own costumes; Jonathan found carved owl for trophy; Jeremy shares wrestling adventures with Anneliese (“I’m a barbarian” — “gives me a boot in the sack”) Allan Frew & Brad Roberts are DJs on BNGR radio show (argue incessantly) Jeremy shares 80s musical preferences (records from 60-70’s rock, jazz, The Police, REM, U2); discuss “The Joshua Tree” album, Daniel Lanois, Stewart Copeland, Manu Katche, Peter Gabriel, meeting one’s heroes, Joey Ramone’s baseball card collecting. Discuss which Canandian Bahds would be best for “book blurbs” for Canadianity book. #tntbookblurb Jeremy plays 2010 Jam: Gino & Joe Vannelli at the CHIN picnic; argue over shaken BRIO, play I-Spy Game; Joe passes out from anger again. “Maybe Joe has Seasonal Anxiety Disorder?”; “He takes the low road is an expression we don’t hear enough.” Confirm receiving the Advance Reading Copies of Canadianity book; Lisa helping with last minute editorial/feedback. Jeremy plays 2010 “Rainy Day” Jams: |
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Popular Boy strip club in Saskatoon, featuring “Manada” touring show: Tom Cockring, Mike Babscock, Gary Garters, Prick Moranis, David Fister, Ike Duffy, Mad Roberts, Lloyd Throbbertson, Chode Kroegers, Mr. Shiny – Al Waxedman, Ben Throwtoonies, Michael Pubele, Meltin’ John.
Jonathan visits Quebec; discusses all things Maple Syrup. “As long as they’re upright, you can tap them”; visited Trailer Guy’s “empire”. Swapping booze out with lake water – “moose piss” Taggart acquires a 4-seater “cycle styles” paddle boat and trampoline; discusses lake fishing – “Go Fig Newton”; Jonathan tries to explain “Why is the hook in the fish’s eye socket?!” to his “girlst”; crabbing in PEI – looking for dimes, “Crabsies!” Jonathan finds feces in his lawn. “Shiny, size of a walnut, 3-4 of them” “Get a Job” Game The Lost Rolling Stone interviews: Randy Bachman. Brags about Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, plaster-cast penis, early days of Guess Who, Chuck Berry, Portage Pete, Elvis, Taj Mahal, joining the Beatles, Jimmy Page, Keith Moon, Burton Cummings “likes to tell a tall tale from time to time,” Freddie Mercury “a bit of a diva when it comes to food,” Nelson Mandela, Salmon Rushdie, Paul Allen, Malala, Putin, Raquel Welsh, Cybil Shepherd, Angela Lansbury, J-Lo. Discuss the cover for “Canadianity: Tales from the True North Strong & Freezing”; tour dates announced |
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Arkells played MMVA; it was “lit AF”; Iggy Azalea = “Whatev salad”; Tim Oxford’s dad was the President of Titleist. Arkells to play NHL Awards. (Jeremy talks drums)
Jeremy goes to the Royal Ontario Museum (ROM) with Jack’s field trip. Trying to manage chaos (“librarian styles”) and the bus ride (“the pressed ham on the window… 80s style”); Torrens parents go to Macelmons Pond for field trip (the kid midway up the tree), camp ground & petting zoo. Peanut-free schools; no trades allowed; lunch trash must be brought home. Jonathan visited Alert, Nunavut; Carnivorous Arctic hares that are “up to your knees”; played Tuesday night ball hockey as goalie (“Trying to stack the pads and go all Gump Worsley on them mafks”); Frozen Chosen medal “Listen/Look, I Wasn’t Born Yesterday” Game (Kijiji transactions) Taggart’s spring-free trampoline. “It’s gonna be a bouncy summer in Taggart-ville” “Chirps” Game “How old?” Game |
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Jonathan and Jeremy are in Orillia, ON to host Mariposa Folk Festival; hoping to meet Gordon Lightfoot; Bruce Cockburn headlining; staying in adjoining dorm rooms; discuss classic Canadian musicians
Bar-ell vs Beryl pronunciation; Jeremy’s dad has a Scottish/New York accent Surprise visit planned for the Letterkenny guys to drop off new TnT Bahd gear Sundae making party at the Torrens household for both daughter’s classes = parenting challenges (“I can be firm dad”; Jack is giving Jeremy the eye-rolls = hard to shut down – “okay geez…”; the “you don’t understand anything” sighs) Indigo scores her first goal in soccer; “either you be aggressive or you’re gonna get bowled over”; Jack plays in competitive league Overview of Book Tour and accompanying dates; debrief Jonathan’s Canada Day CBC special & dealing with “professional grumps” criticism Andrea ‘n’ Laramie episode: Laramie is writing/rehearsing a new Wrench song “It’s 8:15 and the tambourine and I’m gonna go…”; Andrea doing squats while watching Jeopardy. “I’m just right curious about your process!”; “Do you have to feel sad if you’re gonna be right artistical?”; “I got his and hers chippies” “Your fired” pottery studio. Jonathan loves pun business names: “Curl up & Dye” hair studio, “Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow,” “A Cut Above the Best”. Mr. Magic = Andrea’s dad?!? Joyce (inspiration for Bonnie) turned 90 on Canada Day; feeds crushed cashews from Bulk Barn to blue jays, as they land on her head. “She’s a beaut… ya’know!” “Shop or Sham” Game. #tntpunbusinessnames “Alert! Alert! WE MET GORD! We had to report live from the field… As far as Canadianity goes, we’re swinging bells, bahd!”; Discuss hosting the Mariposa Festival & Bruce Cockburn’s set; Russ deCarle (lead singer from Prairie Oyster) hang out; “let’s talk about the Gord of it all” met Gord, his daughter, wife, & ex-wife. “That was the dangling carrot for me”; “That’s why were there, to be honest…” New character clips: |
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Slanguage: (old slang phrases) – Goop: “that sounds gross and greasy” = stupid person – Pine Overcoat: “is that like a coffin, like you’re dead?” – Duck Soup: “is that madness?” = something easy – Flub the Dub: “like finish off a bottle of liquour?” = escaping duty/slacking – Bank’s Closed: “I’m not lending you anything” = no action! No making out – Bags o’ Mystery = Sausages “oh barf! That’s amazing!” – Get a Wiggle On = “Let’s get moving!” = Give’r the Wind = “Break up with her!” = Glad Rags = “Fancy Clothes” – Fly Rink = Bald Head – Blow Your Wig = Get excited – Seein’ Snakes = “all banged up” [both laugh] – Bumpin’ Gums = “kissing?” = Talk about nothing – Happy Returns = puking – Snipe = “Snipe is the new dart” – Focus Your Audio = listen – Dead Hoofer: “a long walk?” = bad dancer – [Fisherman in BC held by seals as a sexual prisoner story (“the warmth of the male seals trying to pound him kept him alive”; “that’s yikers island!”)] – Green Gown = sex in the grass – Making Feet for Childrens’ Stockings = making babies – Motorized freckles: “what the hell is that?” = insects (“isn’t that dumb?”) – Shakin’ of the sheets; Corn Ground – Foam domes = padded bras – We’re in the ketchup = in debt – Frosted = angry – Bogart = keep for yourself – Are You Writing a Book? = asking too many questions – Both laugh about seein’ snakes as being the best one. Andrea tries to incorporate all of the phrases into one description. “what a great way to speak!” Jonathan goes to in-laws’ cottage, makes Mark Forward’s Coca-Cola ribs (“let the coca-cola just penetrate every pore of the ribs”), tows kids on the 4-banger tube; Aunt Joyce kicking soccer ball around – “smokin’ the snipes” Taggart-Town updates with the trampoline, day camps, swimming Intro to Crazy Beard Guy character [both laugh hysterically]. “CBGs”. Discuss how beards are mainstream. Jeremy finds crazy bearded vape guy at Pokemon convention – “he landed a double”; discuss vape smoke flavours “raspberry stench” Jeremy shares his first drinking experience in a friend’s barn & pornography mags at age 7/8. (“His dad had classic stashe, sunglasses, feathered short hair, no shirt on, and jeans” on a dirt bike ride); Jonathan’s soccer coach makes up fake tournament to take boys drinking for the weekend at age 12; discuss concerns towards child molesters. “here’s a page turner from pervs…” Shop or Sham Game finalists: Optimus Shine Carpet Cleaning, Doody Calls portapotty company, Brick Shirthouse, The Loan Arranger, Lawn & Order, Dump Loads on Us, Hair Force One, The AV Team, Tequila Mocking Bird, My Home Bay, Putting Edge, Aching Heads Drug Store, Grime Stoppers, Well Hung picture shop, Board Wok, RV There Yet?; Giuseppe answers phone for “Dump Loads on Us” Jonathan misses Allan Frew on Mr. D; Shanelle meets him in Kitchener, gets a shout out for the bahds. Jonathan & Carole saw Ed Sheeran in Montreal with James Blunt opening; Elton John has advice for Ed Sheeran Jonathan adds “Tan on the Run” to the Shop or Sham game. Jeremy picks 3 winners at random: Justin – Hair Force One; Antony – Grime Stoppers; Carlo – The Loan Arranger Jeremy’s kids are staying up past midnight; boys are having “tarps off parties” Banter back and forth about running into Crazy Beard Guys Jeremy plays “Axel F” by Harold Faltermeyer and “Carribbean Queen” by Billy Ocean while they discuss summertime plans |
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Jeremy’s Top 5 “Morning After Cottage” jams – “Ran Dance” by The Guess Who (Kevin (Jere) & Larry (Jon0). 2 guys wake up in the forest with cuts, “bite marks on my horn”, “mosquito bites up my ass”, “bag tics”. (“Lyme disease of the sac! Tics like to get up in your babba-ganoush”) – (“Summertime = Fun Time” continues in the Taggart household, with kids staying up past midnight “drawing, reading, running around”; Jonathan gets the Connelly4-Banger inflatable raft from Canadian Tire but it pops on the first day; Lisa complains to Nilsson Milk; Jeremy’s claims he’s “handy” & tells story of Woodworking/Shop teacher’s threats & pursuit of $2; Jonathan’s outstanding chocolate bar money; Jonathan “turned blue at random” during school year) – “Africa” by Toto (Gino (Jono) & Joe (Jere). Argue following a cottage party, worried about parents’ return. Both feel sick. Consider “7 pounds of TUMS” from Costco. Joe passes out, Gino threatens to throw Joe under the bus.) (Jeremy thinks Jeff Pocaro is a great drummer, but Toto is “whatev salad”; “they’ve got jams about girls on the road”) – “Pretending” by Eric Clapton (Donovan’s friend, Fill (Jere) & Donovan (Jono). [Jono giggles ongoingly as Fill adds a cappella drum fills over the vocals]. “I think you can be even more present!”; Donovan works to screw over the artist). – In the Air Tonight” by Phil Collins (Fill (Jere) & Donovan (Jono). Fill hesitant to add to the song, adds profanity-laden a cappella fill. [Jonathan hyena laugh. “It’s so stupid!”; “Holy Fuck! Fill’s crazy!”]) Jonathan has interest in buying the house across the street as a “block”, explore the “what if” worst scenarios: catapults of oil drums, ruining the lawn with pee/poo Ronnie Hawkins’ house is for sale: “G0rd0n Lightfoot wrote “Sundown” there!”; “What’s he want fer dat?”; “$4.3 Million”; “The Graceland of Canada”; Discuss a Bahd Nation GoFund Me – a “Bahdist retreat”; Cockburn & Lightfoot write songs in “his and his cottages”; Gord gives Bruce Ecstasy for writing session Jonathan googles his net worth, finds article claiming he’s “not gay” but rather “married, have 2 childrens;” “kissing pregnant woman, in state of welcoming baby” “Seeing snakes” is the new “on the darts”; Jeremy gets poison ivy in Delaware; “not on my horn” but everywhere else! Steroids for 2 weeks to overcome it. Miniature Ponies are playing Mr. D wrap party. |
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2 drunk bahds sing “Shuttin’er Down” jams (Terry (Jere) & _____ (Jono) – “Learning to Fly” by Tom Petty. “Don’t even worry about it. I brought my axe!”;“Free Fallin’” by Tom Petty. “’Member? Loves Jesus and her horseface, too!”; “Trees Fallin!” “I heard it’s friggen Elvis Sojkoku she loves!” “It’s a lead pipe that corked her in the knee bone…” – Terry sings “Welcome Back” by John Sebastian; “Into the Great Wide Open” by Tom Petty; sings about tarantulas in bananas; “I Won’t Back Down” by Tom Petty. “I think you need to take a knee, bahd!”; “Have you noticed you keep playing Tom Petty songs?” “Have YOU noticed that you keep playing songs that aren’t Tom Petty? Stay with the tour, bahd!” – Terry attempts to sing “Lose Yourself” by Eminem; Jono sings “Man, I feel Like a Woman!” by Shania Twain; Terry sings “We Will Rock You” by Queen. Mosquitos show up, ruin the night. – Jeremy shares about 2 campfire experiences “Wonderwall” by Oaisis. Jonathan plays “Silent Lucidity” by Queensryche & “Lightning Crashes” by Live. Ed from Barenaked Ladies reaches out to collaborate with TnT Taggart family gets “Pomchi” dog, Rebel, for Anneliese’s birthday Jonathan provides commentary for the “Hook” by Blues Traveler music video, awaiting Paul Schaffer appearance; Jeremy expresses his appreciation for The Odds. Jeremy shares about the 3rd annual Stomp the Stigma golf tournament @ Summit Golf Course to raise funds for suicide awareness; Guests: Letterkenny bahds, Tim Oxford, July Talk, The Darcys, Jeff O’Neill, Michael Lansberg, Rob Black, etc; discuss the impact of suicide and depression, family members’ struggles. “It will get better… that’s the only thing we know to be true.” Jonathan shares about re-connecting with Jerry Jarretts (junior high bully who dated the teacher), the repairing interaction 30 years later. Jonathan shares frustrations with his vehicle, dealership diagnosis vs new “ride or die mechanic” Rick – “the car whisperer”. $7500 vs Free. (Fly Wheel, Clutch, & Transmission vs loose bolt on front tire) Jonathan shares difficulties with internet provider. Discuss upcoming September tour; shout out to Mike MacFarlane who uploaded tour information “turbobahd” who is “our internet guy because he likes to be… Bahd-i-cation”; share upcoming guests to tour dates: Jay & Dan in Toronto. Jono admits he has never met Jay & Dan in person. “it’ll be a hug fest!”; Jared Keeso in Montreal. Dylan Playfair & Tyler Johnston in Vancouver. Logan Paul = YouTube Star; Coyote Peterson = nature show guy doing meet n greets – “Look there’s an alligator on my horn! It does hurt, but surprisingly not as much as you’d expect!” Reflect on the success of Seeing Snakes, Fill & Donovan; Fill flies in from LA on the concord to help with “Hysteria” by Def Leppard. “It’s between you, and me, and the queen.”; “Maybe tasteful was the wrong direction… I think you should be busy. Let’s try busy. I want to hear you all over it, yeah?… We might as well throw everything at the wall, and see what sticks…” |
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Donovan babysits Sting’s kid, who misbehaves and swears constantly. “Do you have a name or are you a 1-name nightmare like your dad?”; “Did you know my daddy fucked the queen?…He had sex with the queen. He didn’t even enjoy it!”; “He did not smash pissers with the queen.” [Both laugh loudly – “that’s awful!”]
Jonathan is reading Andy Summers and Stewart Copeland’s autobiographies Torrens family vacations down south; saw Bruce Hornsby & the Noisemakers in L.L. Bean parking lot with poor sound system. “He rhymes job with job!”; Story of Bruce Hornsby & Allan Iverson playing 1-1 basketball; “He’s the only good Bruce…. Bruce is a verb for jerk!” Shout out to Olivia Nancy Oxford. Tim & Sarah welcome their first child into the world. “super fun alert!” Jay & Dan returning to TSN tonight. Discuss the old technology available in Nova Scotia as rainstorms ruin Jonathan’s phone connection. Men in hip-waders bailing water. Andrea & Laramie go to “Senior McGillicutties” restaurant. Mexican/Irish combo. “Some guys with sombreros and some guys with kilts.”; Gary the Leprechaun is the waiter. “Is he ever cute! It’s right cute to watch you talk with your little mouth.”; “He’s gettin’ right angry!” “Why hasn’t Gino Vannelli done a commercial for Mrs. Vanelli’s?”; Salsbury Hill has to be retired as a movie preview jam. Coldplay’s “Clocks”, Jackson 5’s “ABC”, Snap’s “I got the Power”, New Radicals’ “You Only Get What You Give”, Len’s “Steal my Sunshine”, some Celine Dion. (Torrens’ family dance parties to Hornsby jams Breaking News: Filming TnT TV pilot at the Lower Deck in Halifax. “Wake me up when you get up” bahds who were hoping to golf together. Jeremy is a “don’t wake me up when you get upper”. Discuss hypothetical movie plots with “California Dreaming” by Mamas & the Papas playing in the background. “All about that Bass” by Meghan Trainor – “Wake me up before you go go” movie. “A couple of dunces.” Jeremy gives Rebel update: the roll over, astro turf pee pads – “pisses on those on the reg”; tootsie rolls poops with the “pinched tips”. “He’s doin it all!”; Rebel got stung by a bee; “Henry got stung right on the hammer last summer.”; “Is Rebel gonna get the nip & tuck?” “Sack be gone, you mean?” “Ballapalooza?”; discuss Rebel’s “instinctual horniness”, “it’s not like an older dog doing the big energizer jackhammer.” “Yikers Island!” Gord, Bern, Bruce, & Steven Page meet up in Bernie’s office. Gord, Steven, and Bruce sing “My Heart Goes On”; “Back at One” by Brian McKnight; “Smells like Teen Spirit” by Nirvana (“Nerdvana”); “Bernie, since when have you been in touch with what the kids want?” — “I bet that Bruce likes to get down!” Indy has her first piano lesson; Sug has her first circus class; Anneliese has her first hip-hop dance class; Jeremy admits that he can’t dance. “It’s a vertical expression of a horizontal intention… that’s what dance is.”; Jonathan took ballroom dancing for 2 years. “Condoms or No Condom” Game (Hideo Nomo = No Dome; People who have bothered to buy condoms, and people who have not) Discuss concerns with TnT TV “ruining a good thing”. Hoping to enhance the vision and bring life to several of the characters. Donovan asks Fill to contribute to “Together Forever” by Rick Astley; “Hey Fill? FANKS!” |
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“Donovan” hosts new podcast sponsored by Quality Street Candy & The Queen. Interviews Randy Bachman; “Can I talk or am I, is this, am I a guest, or is this just listen to Donovan podcast?”; Donovan is condescending to Randy – “I met him when he was Randy Bach-Boy”, asks “What is Burton like?”; Both start one-upping each other, name-dropping John Lennon, Rod Stewart. “Here’s how I can prove that you are full of fae-ces, F-A-E-C-E-S”; Donovan goes on to name-drop The Stones, Eltie, Clapton, The Queen, The Beatles, Sting; Randy retorts with Jimi Hendrix, Peter Grant, Paul Simon references. Nickname: Bambi Bachman & DoDo Bird. Randy brags about playing on Bennie & the Jets, Reelin’ in the Years, Beat It. Argue incessantly with ridiculous name-drops, including the Pope, Mitsou, Calvin Klein, Cindy Crawford, creating the cancer cure.
Faux-bia or No-bia Game Wolfman Jat visits Bonnie after losing his job. “Did you get an invitation to a pity party at this address?”; “I forgot that my house was at the corner of Poor and You”; “I could use my bush whacked…”; “I could also use some seed planted.”; “I could toss your salad”; “If you could fix my bird house, that would be great.” Jat has fear of birds, meets Jose the Bluejay. Jonathan was guest on Major’s Mess Hall podcast, was asked “which TnT character do you like the best?”; “Deep down, Andrea is my ride or die.” Jeremy chooses Joe Vanelli. Discuss first bands, gigs as teenagers. Jeremy discusses his historical affiliation for drumming and lineage, shares his father’s disappointment that he didn’t pursue baseball Breaking News: Venue Switch because of high demand for TV show taping. |
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Barenaked Ladies Spectacular. Jonathan sings along to “One Week”. Jeremy recollects early interactions/shared gigs.
Ed contacted TnT, requested “Canada Day” premiere on the podcast. Celebrity Lifeboat Game (which one would you save?) Donovan produces “Janie’s Got a Gun” cover with Gordon Lightfoot, Steven Page, & Fill Donovan discusses all of the musical artists “on the Gak” Jonathan’s Nunavut vacation with father-in-law; “eclectic salad of wanderers”; “all about the hang”; Daniel with the Yellow Jeep, ate Caribou fat; lots of ingenuity out of necessity; generally it’s a “dry community”; “it’s bone chilling” Jeremy shares stories of Aaron Lewis with his baby Bjorn; Jonathan sings Staind songs Deep dive into “Soul City” by the Partland Brothers; Play “What’s he driving?”; Review Discography; discuss how they are now backing Ronnie Hawkins Ed Robertson’s Trivia Question: What Canadian artist did teen-aged Ed Robertson stand in line outside the Danforth Music Hall for in hopes of being on the music video? Jonathan remembers “Barely Clothed Men” band that played on Jonovision Chickity China Game: Both attempt to rap the verse; laugh over “boom anime babes” Ed Robertson premieres Barenaked Ladies’ new song “Canada Dry”; “contender of the most Canadian song ever” features Jim Cuddy and Alan Doyle |
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Debrief pilot taping of TnT TV episode. “It was bahd-tastic”. “It was the exact happening we were hoping to have.” Express excitement towards the level of bahd involvement, interaction.
Jeremy references the “The Old Hide House – Worth the drive to Acton, ON”; review online reviews and “also searched”. “Where can I get a belt, a casket for Nan, and a quick 18?… That raises so many questions.” Play Youtube commercial clip. Both laugh while practising commercial introductions. TnT TV debrief, continued: Jeremy spills ice water on his crotch. “It went all the way down, ice water to my butt, it just burled and wrapped around.” Bahd Box full of costumes & props (ie: wigs, headbands, glasses). Discuss ideas to improve/sustain the show for future episodes. Bonnie’s voice seems to be evolving to become more gravelly. Jono admits that it sounds like Wayne Ronstadt. “Don’t pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining, ya’know.”; references Wolfman Jat’s hairy sausage fingers and vest from Old Hide House. Jeremy received first copy of finished Canadianity book. “It’s perfect!”; Jere needs to get business cards with “Pitcher, Drummer, Author – PDA, bahd” Jonathan talks about his “innate homing pigeon device”, how he shuts things down early. Jere shares examples of people bailing on band practice/recording sessions. “Something probably happened, whatevs” Jeremy attended Canadian Songwriters Hall of Fame induction, shares thoughts on Neil Young and his humility, current relationship status, whether he was wearing LuLu Lemons, etc. Bruce Cockburn, Bernie, Randy Bachman, The Arkells were in attendance. Jere hung out with Tim Oxford, discusses behind the scenes planning of the event; Jeremy gets call informing of Dad’s heart attack = COPD lung infection with seizures; discuss his siblings’ response, next steps for his care, overwhelming nature of elderly deterioration. Jono reflects on his own mother’s circumstances. Scenario: Purolator worker, Curt & his friend, Reggie. “What’s up, Big Nuts?”; Andrea encourages Curt to “get his confidence up”; “Ever Handsome! Are you kidding me, Supermans? Friggen’ good lookin’ guy underneath all that nerd stuff?” “Headlines or Head-Lie?” Game Jeremy connected with Bernie at event after party; debriefed Bernie’s awareness of the “Gord & Bern” sketch on TnT; Bernie appreciates it and “gave his blessing”; Guess who Bruce Cockburn is dating (Raven; Courtney Cox; Soleil Mon Frye; Pamela Wallin; Hilary Clinton; Linda Hamilton; Carling Bassett-Seguso; Jerry Hall) = “No Way!” –> Bruce Cockburn Matchmaker = Susan Sarandon; Vicki Gabereau –> “Isn’t that _______ that Bruce Cockburn is with?”: Vanna White; Catherine O’Hara |
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Jonathan spends his birthday in San Diego with tanker boat fire; quick trip to Tijuana – observed industrious, entrepreneurial folks (juggling, selling churros, etc); Midway Aircraft Carrier museum
Jeremy discusses tour bus preferences: the middle bunk is “the best chance at sleep”; falling out of a bunk; bunk hierarchy; avoidance of engine & tire noise; watching Game of Thrones alone –>“having a wank”; crew guys are “lifers… they’re like sex pirates”; Refers to Motley Crue’s “Kitty Litter” under the stage; Dave Matthews’ bus release over Chicago bridge; Tide Pods = sewage tank; “No Shitskis, No Problem” Discuss Connor McDavid and whether or not he’s the BEST; “the fastest, forsure” Discuss the conflict between sports and politics–> racial issues, avoidance of White House invite, role of national anthem in live sports, police brutality, Donald Trump’s delusions of grandeur and narcissistic tendencies. “It takes nads to do what Colin Kapernick has done on and off the field” Gord & Bernie discuss their next leather purchases from the Old Hide House. Gord finds old cassettes and 8-tracks, pitches some cover tracks. Sings “Sex & Candy” by Marcy Playground, “I’ll Be” by Edwin McCain, “3AM” by Matchbox Twenty, –> “Santana is greasier than taint gravy. I wouldn’t touch even touch that with my ten inch pole!”; “Wonderwall” by Oasis. Bernie brags about Bruce’s new single. “I Miss You” by Lisa Loeb Jeremy’s Top 5 “Big Change: Fall” jams Discuss Tom Petty’s passing; his family’s frustration about early reporting; both are bummed that they didn’t get to see him live. Jere plays live version of “Alright For Now” from Full Moon Fever album. |
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“Go Get’em” Conference with Seth Fischa (Mother is from Seth Africa, but spent time in London & Scotland; Father is from Denver). Presenting “Sibuys” company located in Etobicoke, ON near the Chipotle restaurant. “I moved to Ireland in the middle of the sentence.”
Donovan and Fill in the studio. Fill drinks magic tea. “I want you to make the sounds that you’re feeling… Not words, sounds!… Is that the devil in your brain?” Fill makes random noises, takes clothes off, and wonders why he’s sweaty, scratched up, with a sharpie in his bum. “Don’t have a panic attack… just relax, yeah?” –> Real-Life Donovan seen on the highway driving 2-door Mercedes with frosted tips, “like if you dipped an Olson twin in desperation.” Recap of “crazy couple of weeks” with the Canadianity book tour. London Comic-Con with Joey Jeremiah & Snake crushing darts, seeing “the SHAT”, big line-up of bahds, great level of buy-in “flying some sort of flag”, Comic-Con does not discriminate”, met Mick Foley; Jere BnB; Visited with Steve Anthony; E-talk, Your Morning, Global Morning, Q with Tom Power (who played “Hit the Post” with “Enter Sandman”) Rebel goes “ape shit” with construction clothes guy trying to sell stuff at the door. Continued recap: House of Strombo (Lyric or Lie, Plot or Not, House full of bahds, played jams); Jere shares about his specialized travelling drum kit; Maestro and Steven Page show up at Strombo’s win; Maestro refers to Chilliwack song: “My dong, dong, dong, my dong’s so long”; Jay & Dan show; initial reader feedback; Discuss live show guests (Toronto: Dan O’Toole & Stefan Brogren, found out about Gord Downie’s passing, few days after John Dunsworth’s passing; Tim-bo & Nathan Dales played “Blank Lookin’ Mafk”; Montreal: Jared Keeso; Ottawa: “people were banged up before we got on stage, all in from the get-go,” the heckler yelling “My Wife” Borat quote/wanting to participate); Saturday night off in Montreal @ a Steak House Strombo informed Jonathan of John Dunsworth’s passing. Jono reflects on his relationship and time spent on Trailer Park Boys (Mr. Leahey never actually drank; was a sincere family man). Describes the conflict of not wanting to speak out of turn, de-rail book promotions. Discuss 40-50 years worth of community involvement, ran for MLA, outspoken around VLT addiction. Started scouting agency, modelled professionalism and dedication to his acting. John lived his life “just to see”, fully present and playful. Contrast the highs of book release with the lows of the losses. Found out about Gord Downie’s passing while at the Air BnB in Toronto. Jeremy reflects on the significance of Gord’s death, feeling like “family.” Gord inspired Jere to “get into the lyrics.. they made you think and broaden your horizons”. Expected death but similarly shocking, “blanket of grief.” Commitment to “not shy away from hard stuff”. Suresh from Mr. D described the show as a “Eulo-joy”. Mike Clattenburg shared positive insights on both men. Jere shares about his connection to Paul Langois, Hip bandmates, and Downie family. Live version of “Long Time Running” ends episode. |
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Characters Jack (Jere) & Diane (Jono) host the 27th Fergus Highland Games parade, provide commentary for the participating floats, including: Loreena McKennitt, bagpipers, drummers, “look at that guy swinging a huge hammer,” shriners in a small car, Natalie MacMaster, step-dancers, MacPherson family band, Viva le Fergus, McGregor Gregs, “Why are those little salmons swimming upstream?”, Enrique Iglesias gyrates with his shirt off and mustard-coloured pants “he really is a hero to this town!”
Discuss music videos with celebrity cameos (“Hero” with Jennifer Love Hewitt & Mickey Rourke, “Girl on TV” by Lyte Funky Ones, “I Drove All Night” by Ray Orbison, Corey Hart’s video with Kenny Aronff, “Miserable” by LIT (blonde pineapple hair guy)) Canadianity Book is #4 is on Canada’s bahd best-seller list; discuss excitement around the book tour and appreciation for “OG Book destinations”; Jeremy reflects on old-school music/record stores (ie: Sam the Record Man) Share about the twitter employee that put Donald Trump’s account offline briefly; “he’s loosin’ it!”; “I hope they keep that guy away from any kind of nuclear codes!” Jeremy’s Top 5 “Jammie” jams Pry-Guy Terry is overly curious: “Are you a Narc or something?”; Pry-Guy George is curious about why is friend is going to be late for lunch. “Because of daylight savings?…I forgot, it’s cryptic-month” –> friend caves and shares he’s “gettin’ my nuts checked” –> “Pry-Guy all up in your babbaganush”; Awkward College Radio Hosts (Nathan Farhop Juniper) play Post Malone song. Monotone hosts express excitement for the songs: “these are some dope mcs… the key to unlock their inner gangster”; briefly listen to Elton John’s “I Guess That’s Why They Call it The Blues”; laugh at “Harry Doesn’t Mind” phrase from Dire Knopler Discuss terrible movies: Minority Report with Tom Cruise, The Mummy with Brendan Fraser, older actors being “Architect Playboy” (Richard Gere, Robert Redford). Complain about Tom Cruise and his creepiness factor; discuss controversy around Kevin Spacey & Harvey Weinstein, “90% of the people I met in that industry that were successful were fucking nuts!”; “Look at his fucking body… look at his face, mostly… you’re trying to tell me there’s a woman that would consensually want to have sex with that guy? Not a chance!”; Debrief the greasy claims against Spacey – “narcissistic madness who should be fired into space”; these guys should share a jail cell in “yikers island” Truro grade-school kids film commercials sponsored by 5 local business owners, organized by Eric (Nissan dealership owner) |
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The Little City with Jack (Jono) & Diane (Jere) host MMA fight in Brandon, MB between KneeKnee Henderson vs DoughBro Peterson – “Do you think he’s covered in oil or sweat? Either way, it’s erotic.”; Mambo Forte vs Bitey MacPherson – “you weren’t kidding, he’s trying to bite him! Mr. Zebra says ‘not today, sir!’”; provide suggestive commentary for matches. –> Discuss the desire to have these characters translate into a TV Sketch
Jeremy provides weather update (-18); Rebel doesn’t like the snow Henry gets new haircut and sweater, looks like a “Glenda” now, hosts SugarDaisy’s birthday party (karaoke, 3 banger coloured bulbs “we’re thinking we should just let them run free”, snack table with punch, balloons); Jeremy shares about Jack’s “rippin” Halloween party = discuss animatronic decorations. (Jono – “Bacon got you eh?”; Jere – Creepy, sweaty big guy in swim trunks – “wanna go swimming?”) Discuss West Coast Canada tour (to Vancouver, Victoria, Calgary, Red Deer, Winnipeg; anticipated special guests); more book signings for East Coast; merch available; Bahd of the Week Campaign online; promise regimented Monday Drops Gord & Bernie go to Home Sense to find ottoman for “pool pool room”; ride Go-Go Gator ride at Canada’s Wonderland; Gord complains that Whitney Houston stole his song; go to Cineplex “get me outta here”; refers to “my boy, Drake” Discuss plagiarism cases, musical influences, Joel Plasket’s favourite guitar, Jeremy’s Craviatto drums; logistics of cross-Canada travel (“Bahd-B-Ques”; the Fam Jam tour with a Seeing Snakes tent) Terry David Mulligan (TDM – Total Douchebag Move) – wanting a do-over Slanguage Round 2 (original in episode 114) – Butt Me: “pass me a cigarette” Discuss difficult words to say: “breakfasts, Massachusettes” |
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Donovan meets up with Randy Bachman at Bono’s Christmas party. “What are you? The Ghost of Christmas Past?”; Argue back and forth with one-upping each other: Daniel Day Lewis, Daniel Radcliffe – “that was Winona Ryder”; “Harry Potter is slang for bird”, Eric Clapton, Harry Styles/Prince Harry/Harry Potter “I helped get started”, Simon Cowell – “Guess who doesn’t care? Me!”
Discuss the best and worst Christmas carols. Jonathan got in trouble for playing Christmas carols in July in Cavendish. Debriefed the West Coast book signings and live shows. “You, Me & the Yari”; “We Jare BnB’d it”; Jeremy gets locked out of Air BnB room in Victoria – texts & calls Jono, throws rocks, climbs on homeless man’s shoulders, charges phone at Salvation Army, stays at Hilton. Jonathan reads the flurry of texts, where Jere “eventually turns on him”. Share positive stories from the live shows, new merch and online orders, etc. Discuss merch ideas: “Bahd-Mafk” mugs, “Mafk” toques/shirts, “Lit A-F” shirts, “What’s going on, Big Nuts” shirts. Jono shares about his childrens’ MAFK hats. “Bahd in the oven” shirts. Discuss the Needle Vinyl Tavern where the owner allegedly sexually assaulted workers. Jono & Jere shared rationale for changing venues to the Buckingham, advocacy to support this woman, the importance of dudes taking a stand to support/believe women. Confirm the closure of the Needle Vinyl Tavern. Jeremy admits that he’s “really bad” at math, Jonathan is the “driving guy” and admits he’s “circumstantially cranky” if he’s hot, hungry, or tired; Jeremy is good at schmoozing airlines and tour promoters. Discuss the possibility of needing to do a record – “would it be called ‘Right Friggy?’” “Math Mafk” game. Take turns listing numbers and adding as they go. Jeremy nervously laughs throughout. “Eventually, I just start guessing!” [Both laugh hysterically] “My brain just shuts off… I’m not even listening… I start falling apart when I think of those things. I hate this! It’s so stressful! Oh No!” –> Discuss different tricks to teach/learn math; difficulty in managing time/rhythm Jeremy’s Top 5 “Dad’s Not Cool” jams |
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Jeremy’s Top 5 “Office Holiday Party” jams – Instrumental Jingle Bell Rock – (Kurt (Jere) & Andrea (Jon0). Andrea & Kurt enjoy the Purolator Christmas Sweater (not swatter) party. Cross country skiing makes Andrea’s ankles right “tilty”. Kurt offers to do nose moguls or scoops. “You’re making less sense than the Royal Canadian Mint.” Andrea’s on “the friggen’ gak!”) (Laramie bailed last minute to watch Game of Thrones) – “Jingle Bell Rock” by Neil Diamond (Crunch Crunch Franchise Owner (Jere) & Gretchen McCluck (Jono). Gretchen tries to figure out who her secret Santa is at the Fatburger. “Do you think I’m beautiful?”; “Let’s share a large Coke?”; “Give me a potted plant to piss in.”) Jeremy refers to friend who pooped in a lake, discuss development of Gary Lake character; Discuss Crunch Crunch Parody account on twitter; Discuss Donald Trump and the depths of grease. – “Jingle Bell Rock” by Brenda Lee (Micah (Jono) & Bri-Ashley (Jere). Awkward flirting between Micah and Bri-Ashley. Discuss 19.95 for medium Strawberry Julius. Bri-Ashley desperately seeking out several other male mall employees, turns down Micah’s invitation to apartment party.) Mentions Malcolm, the kid on the bus with the headphones, Micah’s “soft diss of Bri-Ashley. – “Jingle Bell Rock” by Randy Travis (Burton Cummings (Jere) & employee (Jono). Milk & Bookies sports bet business in Winnipeg. Employee tries to usher Burton out of the company Christmas party. Burton shows up, obnoxious and insistent, wanting VLTs and drinks; brags about Lenny Kravitz earnings.) Allegedly, Randy Bachman pulled houseguest out of his house party in a headlock. Bahd returned Randy Bachman’s lost phone, rewarded good Samaritan with tickets to Neil Young concert. Henry’s growling at rush hour on the dirt road. – “Jingle Bell Rock” by Anne Murray (Joe Vannelli (Jere) & Seth Fischa (Jono). Joe plays Christmas party gig above Chipotle, without Gino. Seth wants Gino’s autograph for his father-in-law. Joe gets upset, blacks out. After waking up, Joe gets angry after getting Canadian Tire money.) Discuss the inconsistencies experienced with Air Canada around extra baggage fees. Sneaky West Jet fees – $65 per bag. Jono talks about Canadian Tire hassle when trying to cash into his points. Jeremy lost 250,000 Aeroplan points because he didn’t use his card. Question the purpose of LinkedIn. Jeremy overhears guy in parking lot singing Tragically Hip’s “Scared” — “Cold Cockulations”; refers to grumpy mom in IGA, yelling, “DID YOU STEAL IT!?”; discuss when it’s okay to intervene with parents acting over the line Torrens household breaking news: Indigo got “the big seat” of Santa in the school play; Henry has a Top Gun flight jacket with a pocket for tiny RayBans “highway to Danger Zone lookin’ Mafk”; Henry also has a “Thunder Shirt”. Jeremy provides update on Rebel. “Ever cute.” Rebel is “right proud” after he poops on his mat. “Check out my loaf!” Jeremy shares about his 3-banger Christmas Tree stand. Rebel “speaks”. Tom Power interviews Randy Bachman on Q. Randy talks excessively, name-drops, brags at length throughout the interview, despite Tom’s efforts to redirect. (“That was demonic Tom Power!”) Discuss how good Tom Power is for the Q host. Commander Donny gets a job as an announcer at the Vancouver Airport White Spot. Announces featured menu items with suggestive innuendos and lude comments. Donny doesn’t understand why “Sausage in the mouth” or “sauce on your face” are inappropriate, tries to smoke indoors. Jonathan shares how Gary installed a glass door in Jonathan’s master bathroom, Steve helps with the upholstery cushions for the Airstream, uses Scotty’s bucket truck to put up Christmas lights. |
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Gretchen McCluck (The Fatburger Lady)’ s performance evaluation, ends up getting fired. She sobs sorrowfully for extended period of time, inconsolable. The boss relents and lets her stay. “I’m soooooo glad. Was that a joke?”. Jonathan encourages listeners to go to Phoenix Fatburger location to discover this employee’s actual name. Jono’s kids now call him “Germ-a-Therm”.
Torrens’ family 11 footer Christmas tree that’s “Lit A-F”. Taggart’s tree falls over: “fuck that stand!” He complains about 3rd year in a row of faulty tree stands. Jono: “Our 4-banger is so legit… It’s a drop n plop.” World Juniors are in Truro, NS. Jonathan attends Can vs USA game. Discuss how to do impressions of each other/themselves. “Look! Here’s the thing…”; “No, Man!!” …More shaggy, than Taggy! Discuss Maritimes Book Signings & Live Shows; discuss elderly past-times (sodoku, crossword puzzles, word find, etc); “Canadianity” book continues to be a best seller; Greasy parking lot merch sales; AC/DC style Bahd shirts, mugs, MAFK hats coming. Jeremy’s Top 5 “Jesus, I Love Christmas!” jams – “Carol of the Bells (Symphonic Heavy Metal Version)” by Orion’s Reign (Laramie (Jere) & Micah (Jon0). Laramie needs new PA system from Shred Shack. Micah inquires about “the friendly girl with the Cavalier.” Micah = total gear pigeon.) Jeremy can’t stand Micah. “Hey Jeremy!!!” – “Deck the Halls” & “We Three Kings” instrumental (“Thick Whale Cords with a cork” Mafks: Somalia (Jere) & Garabold (Jono). Uptight friends banter about their rich lifestyle, eating pate. Discuss ridiculous presents to buy their friends.) – (Discuss warm holiday resort destinations; Columbia, Costa Rica; international car rentals; desired retirement destinations; Hawaiian vacations) – “Tijuana Christmas” by Bugs Bower & “Mele Lalikimaka” by Bing Crosby & The Andrew Sisters (Salvador (Jono) & Brenda (Jere). Salvador hitting on resort-goer. “I’ll be putting you on something later, if all goes according to plan.” “Can I call you BMX?”; “I like how you feel in my mouth… Brenda…”; “Stay still while I wipe oil on your neck. Salvador going to take care of you.”; “I would swipe you right…”) – “Last Christmas” by Wham! (JoeVannelli (Jere) & Gino Vannelli (Jono). Brothers argue incessantly over lack of current relevancy. Gino criticizes Joe for doing side-gigs, resists suggestion to record Christmas albums. Joe becomes emotional. Drink Brios. “I’d like to Wham you in the side of the head!”) Discuss NS book sales, importance of mom & pop bookstores, discuss previous dating tactics, none of this “Hi, what’s your name? Let me shoot you a picture of my horn! How romantic is that?”; SnapChat – “everyone’s comparing horns” = horn.ca; Jeremy predicts the normalization of horns in 10 years: billboards of horns, famous horns; Jonathan predicts ZipFlop, an app for sharing horn pictures. [Jeremy laughs loudly]; Jonathan impersonates the Super Why intro song – Christmas to Remember” by Dolly Parton & Kenny Rogers (Bernie (Jere) & Gord (Jono). Eating Christmas lunch at the Rainforest Cafe. Gord’s upset that Kenny Rogers replaced him on this duet. Incessant bickering leads to Gord leaving early) |
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Bonnie & Wolfman Jat Gift Exchange: Lingerie, razor blades, mouth wash, & oysters. “They’re on the ropes!” –> Wolfman going to take the bus to his ex-in-laws. Gino & Joe Gift Exchange: Argue about Paul McCartney’s “Wonderful Christmastime”. Joe gives Gino replacement pants. Gino gives Joe an open, finished bottle of Brio; Calabrese sausage; used cigar; $5 Tim Hortons Gift Card (with $2 left on it). Joe blacks out in anger. Seth Fischa & Hal (Texan) Gift Exchange: Banter back and forth with heavy accents. Seth gives set of mini reindeer antlers. Donovan & Randy Bachman Gift Exchange: Randy barges in on Donovan’s dinner, gifts him John Lennon’s jeans, Beethoven’s bracelet, & letter from Winston Churchill. “S just got real, yeah?”; Donovan agrees to produce Randy’s upcoming solo record. Gord & Bernie Gift Exchange: Bernie gets Gord a bronze bust of Gord; Gord gives Bernie the same thing. “I knew how much we both love me…” Crunch Crunch Guy Gift Exchange: Gives himself a huge box of mints. Gretchen McCluck receives pink slip with vacation pay from Fatburger for Christmas. Giuseppe checks in, consoles her, and cuts himself on the glass, begins yodelling while she whines mournfully. Andrea & Laramie Gift Exchange: Laramie gives a pair of sweatpants with weekend bumsies on the back, her name down the side; Andrea gives him a pastel-coloured knit cap with “Wrench.” Practice inhalation “yep, yep!” – “Sounds like you just got out of the water from drowning!” Discuss where ‘space-filling’ “yeps” originated from. “Sometimes you suck harder than you blow.” Jonathan tells story of family whose house burned to the ground; father wanted to give his 13-year old son “Canadianity” book. “We have everything we need.” Terry calls Markus’ answering machine. “Hello?! Yellow?!” Jonathan had sinus lift, 2 teeth removed, implants being put in. Jeremy cringes in distress. “Cut the tooth into 3 pieces, come aboard it like a pirate.” Discuss potential band names: Bone Powder, Right Friggy, Whatevs Salad. –> TnT iOS “stickers” now available: Seein’ Snakes, Whatevs Salad, emoji images, etc. Jonathan raves about his “tree moat”; Jeremy talks about “blow on, blow off” ornament, extended Taggart family Christmas gathering with potatoes “I love those little mafks” Jonathan is moved by The Barra MacNeils concert Holiday Hum-Off Game – (Guy stuck in traffic, running late on his way to girlfriend’s parents place) – God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen – (PetSmart employee with shift extended 4 hours) – Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town – (Brad Roberts anxiously standing in line at Winnipeg coffee shop) – The First Noel – (Guy rushing home from high school to see girlfriend) – Winter Wonderland – (Crunch Crunch Guy walking into Cougarfest at the bar, pops a mint) – Silver Bells “with clenched teeth” |
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Best Of Episode Old men Taggart & Torrens discuss grandkids “Skewdie” & “Anvil & Miranda”, medication, reflections from the first 128 episode: Gord Sings the 90s; Gord Does the Kids Jonathan’s Fatburger Lady experience in AZ; “it’s now my favourite sound” Commander Donnie at Popular Girl, greasy stripper names at various Canadian strip joints: Roadside Hotractions Jonathan’s Hotel Intimacy Kit guessing game –> Crunch Crunch Crunch breath mints Mafk Discussion –> conflict with Jonathan’s old co-worker Jonathan falls in love with the East Coast Girl, Andrea; pitches sitcom “Andrea n Them” “Gork Gak the Ghost” game Gino & Joe play “Rio or Brio” game “Hit the Post – Round 2” game with animal radio stations (TLC – “Waterfalls”) Top 5 “Workin’ through the Night” jams with Salvador & Bri-Ashley Slanguage Phrases (“Seeing Snakes”) Donovan’s “Fill” character adds to some classic jams Old men Taggart & Torrens are confused, disoriented following podcast recollections |
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Introduction of Reverb Guy (Anneliese’s Christmas present is a hit!) – Helps at ball game to order beer and hot dog. “It’s a flimsy premise, but I’m so in.” – Helps mother find lost son Quinoa at IKEA. – Blind date to the movies with Reverb Guy. “What happens when you whisper, Reverb Guy?” — Gino & Joe Vannelli are annoyed. – “Announcing things that don’t need to be announced.” Discuss Audible contract for voice recording/e-book “Canadianity”(gummydoggo = Jeremy’s hacked Gmail account, with picture of Rebel) Donovan interviews Reverb Guy: “Oi! What are you?…. You literally are Reverb Guy!”; sings “Do it Again” by Steely Dan; “what happens if you’re in a cave? Does it cancel itself out?”; Sings first line of “Faith,” gets hired Jonathan plays African thumb piano Discuss nation-wide cold snap (-30 in Ontario, Alberta), wind gusts up to 170km/h Discuss Annoying Traits: Bahds of the Week: Maple Syrup Shots podcast has Jeremy on final episode; Jonathan promotes “Secret Life of Weddings” podcast (shares horrible reception/speech stories) Commander Donny as substitute teacher teaches animal names in French, gets in trouble for inappropriate language. Andrea & Laramie have a power outage, listen to music. Andrea changes “Hotel California” lyrics. Andrea tries to lure Laramie into dancing in the dark, get married. Jonathan provides overview of Trevor Noah biography; Taggart family missed New Years countdown due to watching Western feed |
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Tom Power interviews Reverb Guy from Saskatoon on CBC’s Q. “Your voice is what we would call, right wet…”; “Do your thoughts have reverb, too?” – “Unfortunately, yes.” Discuss the hardships of the reverb ailment.
TnT listener has a “come to Jesus moment” in realizing he is Laugh Trigger Guy. Curling is back “with the hipster guys in Toronto” with beards, waxed moustaches, and playing jams. “Curling is the new cosmic bowling?!?” Wearing scoop neck patterned shirts, denim jackets, big zippy knit sweaters, and dad hats. Jonathan describes classic Timbits foam hat. “Do you ever wear a hat with your hair down, bahd?” – “Sick….” Frank Mahovlich slap-shot knocked out Jeremy’s grandmother; visited her in hospital. Corey Hart debriefs a terrible audience performance. “No Way!” Lurley to Rise (The Laugh Trigger Guy) sitcom. Lurley faces relationship break-up, lawyer appointment, first date on the evening of his divorce. [Both laugh while debriefing Lurley’s hardships. “Couch Surfing USA!”; Morning FM radio hosts are Laugh Trigger guys along with smokers coughs; Late night radio guys getting banged up as night goes on] “Guess the Ambience” Game (“general room with people talking”; “throw me a marshmellow!”; kids on playground; jungle/forested nature) Jonathan recalls David Suzuki calling him an idiot; discuss social blunders. Jeremy gets snubbed by Flea. “Flea seems like he’s not super… swift.” Jeremy reflects on Bob Dylan. Jeremy’s Top 5 “Feeling Sorry for Yourself” jams |
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Acknowledge Tim Oxford’s birthday; what the Arkells are up to; upcoming moves
Jono sings Billy Joel song, discovers Gork Gak lyrics Discuss failure of “Trebek or Quebec” game; how Alex Trebek purchased “thousands of acres” in California; disastrous Californian weather; Jonathan shares reasons why he hates California: “tree rats… that can jump from tree to tree and in your open window and have babies in your open mouth while you sleep.” Blank Lookin’ Mafk game (read 3 statements; guess which mafk is being described) “Name that Theme: 80s Edition” game |
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Andrea N Them episode. Laramie returned from Monaco with a rock that plays soothing sounds. Andrea’s uncle was “dock-dicked” by a dolphin, describes dolphins as “pervy” — “are you dolphinished, bahd?” Jeremy plays beach, jungle, rain, and thunder sounds. Andrea responds with horrible stories, including aunt who was a “rain-gagger.”
Jono provides overview of the Bachelor show, describes the contestant with phobias Jere shares how Rebel is socializing (“going crazy”) with 2 visiting dogs, “a lot of sniffing of whatnot…starting to get horny… doesn’t fire on your leg or anything… I don’t want him to go loading on stuff.” Discuss ideas for 150th episode celebration, request ideas using #tnt150 Jono shares about his rap project with elementary school students, commercials with kids for car dealership Gino & Joe Vannelli ride wild horses at a ranch. Gino complains about missing his home improvement shows. Joe’s horse gets gaseous before it drags him away. TnT Mailbag “How Windy is it where you’re at” radio show on East Coast FM. Calls from Kirby, Kathy from “Your-Mouth”, Trent, Collin from “Sheet-Harbour”, TnT Mailbag continued |
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“Hey, Aren’t You” Reverse Game Show – Tom Cochrane (both laugh as Jeremy sings the drum part for “Life is a Highway”) – Richard Ashcroft (“HEY! What are you?!”; Anneliese interrupts with “Alert! Alert!”; Jere does Reverb Dad) – Jerry Mercer (Jeremy tells classic April Wine prank story) – Linda Perry (Jono sings “What’s Up” at the top of his lungs. “That’s a great jam!”) – John Fogerty – Natalie Imbruglia (“Married the Silverchair guy?”) – OMC singer (Jeremy laughs loudly. “Aren’t they the guys in the car… with the trumpet?”; “He DID pass away…”) – Gino Vannelli (Jonathan celebrates 1-year anniversary of “Fatburger Lady”) – Marcy’s Playground singer Donovan & Randy Bachman collaborate on “Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet”: “Is it cold in here, cause that feels like a first draft.”; “Did you have a baby with Barbra Streisand… that you know of?”; Randy attempts vocal warm-up techniques; “Do you want some Gak?”; “You look like a friggen lobster right now, you’re so gakked up!” Discuss 1-hit wonders “Mambo #5” & “Gangnam Style” Announce Ontario Tour Dates in May (Waterloo, London, Hamilton, Ottawa, & Sarnia); brainstorm how to plan a TnT “GORVING” cross-country tour with families. Bahd of the Week movement. Listeners are invited to nominate others for “acts of bahdism.” “Hello??” Old people attempt to have a conversation on the phone. “Isn’t that funny?” Reflect on the extensive list of created TnT universe characters. Discuss Mike Fisher’s return to playoff hockey in Nashville; reference Carrie Underwood’s fall and subsequent surgeries “Spot on the Spot” Game |
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Jonathan’s monumental hotel podcast recordings (TLC’s “Waterfalls” on COQK; Sharing room with hat-guy). Bellagio using Calgary 1988 Olympics theme for water show upon arrival, pianist playing “The Way It Is” in lobby. Discuss Hootie & Blowfish song being about the Miami Dolphins. “Guess the Price -Las Vegas” game: – 2 bags Un-Skinny Pop; Bag of Hostess Mini Donuts; 2 Bananas; 2 Quest Protein Bars; Pint of Crown Royal; 2 Diet Cokes = $139 USD Jeremy gets “normal sized” iPhone 7, “not the alien sized one”; Jono visits Rolling Phones store in Truro, NS. Discuss lost wallets, passports. Sloan playing at the East Coast Music Awards, which Jonathan is hosting. “Would You (Would’ja) Open the Door?” Game Discuss Las Vegas surroundings, people watching commentary; “the level of grease is pretty well documented.”; Jeremy shares being stranded in Vegas due to Scott Stapp getting “pretend laryngitis” and going to strip joints. |
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“Little City with Jack & Diane” radio show, live from Peyong Chang Olympics. Discuss cuisine, scenery, political landscape – describing Kim Jong-un as a “silly goose and nervous Nelly”. Diane complains about jet-lag, admires the spandex uniforms, struggles to see without reading glasses. Introduce skeleton athletes: Norway -“Erotica” by Madonna; Kuala Lumpur – “My Own Prison” by Creed; Japan – “Reminiscing” by Little River Band; America – “Will It Go Round in Circles” by Billy Preston; Germany – “Lido Shuffle” by Boz Scaggs; Netherlands citizen who moved to Canada – “You Could Have Been a Lady” by April Wine. Diane asks, “will you make love to me?” – “No, I will NOT.”
Jonathan’s Valentine’s/Anniversary dilemma: Go home to wife or watch Oilers play Golden Knights. “I’m like a homing pigeon.”; Describes bald, big-boned Starbucks worker in Vegas brimming with enthusiasm. “He’s giving 3000%.” Bahd of the Week: Jono’s colleague with twins (one with Autism = miracle kid); Jeremy shares about his son, John, being Autistic. Discuss life on the spectrum, stigma, supporting effectively, underlying causes, etc. Jono shares about the odorous, piss-smelling pillow beside him on the airplane. Goes to the lounge at the Pearson airport. Discuss Canadian celebs seen in lounges: Kurt Browning, Rick Mercer, Jim Cuddy, Rachel Bilson (“She was on the show with the pouting teens”), the guy who played Captain Stubing on the Love Boat, Wayne Gretzky, Rachel McAdams, Larry Gowan, Kyle from Sportsnet (with the “high hair”; “turbo bahd”). Criticize Mark Masters for upgrading to 1st class, leaving wife in economy. Jono sees “Crazy Beard Guy” with a perfect suit and beat up boots in airport; hipster Santa. Jeremy’s Top 4 “That Guy” jams |
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“Fisherman Guy” Seamus from Newfoundland is an early morning riser that slurs when he speaks, wants sausages, advice on where to sight-see, likes seeds.
Visiting Bed & Breakfast in Toronto. (“has some trouble corralling his tongue…”) The Arkells collaborate with Air Canada to perform for Olympic athletes via twitter post. (“They’re the Soul Decision of 2018”); discuss ongoing success of The Arkells; Jay & Dan killing it in Pyeong Chang. Jeremy discusses memorable places on the road, expresses preference for home vs eating out; Coldslaw vs coleslaw. Anneliese is home sick with tummy issues; “Alert! Alert!” Reverb Guy hosts Donovan’s game show “What Are You?!”; The Queen’s dog gets into a bag of gak, “breathes so fast, yeah?” (Jeremy manages all of the sound effects, audience applause, game show music, etc.) Discuss Disturbed’s version of “The Sound of Silence”; “Nobody wants that song shouted at them”; “I can get behind the slow build. I can get behind the cello. I can get behind emotion… there’s no need of that. Stop covering perfect songs.”; Jere shares OLP cover songs & mosh pit stories: “Did people have their hands on your turd cutter?”; Jono sings Sesame Street songs as Michael Stipe. Jeremy’s Top 5 “Go to Your Room” jams – “Can’t Help Falling in Love” by Corey Hart (Mom (Jere) & Thent (Jon0). “Let’s start in plausible town.” Argue over Thent’s misuse of Polaroid camera – taking pictures of his butt for school project. “Shut your face, Mom!”) |
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“Hey Aren’t You” game hosted by The Fatburger Lady, Gretchen McLuck – Samuel L. Jackson; James Blunt; Cuba Gooding Jr. (Jeremy tells stories of getting banged up with Cuba, “he’s a generally nice, cool guy – he just likes to get into things”); Tom Hanks; Divinyls; Matt Damon – [Discuss Robin Williams movies (“What was the first movie where Robin Williams sucked the tears out of your look-balls?”)] – Clint Eastwood (“Is he legit Trumpski?”; Trump’s afraid of stairs) Real-life Bonnie adopts Pacco, a 3-toothed chihuahua; bought him honey-garlic meatballs – “he’s gorking them down twice a day… it’s like he moved into an all-you-can eat buffet!” Anneliese is still sick; home from school for 3 weeks; has a “knit-brow” while sleeping Jeremy talks about getting migraines “on the reg” from age 12. “We’re Rippin’ like Scottie Pippin, bahds!” Jeremy heading to Bermuda for a golf tournament, with invite from PGA Canada bahds; Jonathan shares about his honey moon there (cuisine, 3-hr church service, scenery, etc); discuss approaches to playing golf; Gerry Dee has “great athlete hair”; Jono is curious about Jere’s golf hairstyle and apparel decisions Letterkenny cast doing cross-Canada live shows; Jono & Carole going in Halifax, Jere in Toronto Gino & Joe Vannelli argue about girls while Joe wants to share his new song ideas; [“Henry, pipe down, bahd!”]; Joe’s ripped off when he hears “Black Cars”; Creepy riff-jacker/song-writer, Roy Freeland (“Who knew he was such a strong presence in the industry?” Jeremy tells “Plate-licker” story from tour bus; shares favourite 3-run tracks |
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Jeremy shares about his World Par 3 Championship trip to Bermuda; Gerry Dee wins amateur portion of tournament; “worm-burners”; (Rebel interrupts); appreciates the culture & architecture
Jono looks into lighthouse real estate; describes Gannet Rock Lighthouse “How long would you survive if you were out on a dingy boat in the middle of the ocean?”; Jono reads the book “the Secret of the Sea”; Jere shares about a guy who eats wallet, business cards, and shoes to survive; “it’s over” – dying guy has vision of Vince Carter after dunk competition, waving hands; discuss which songs they’d want to hear when dying Jonathan shoots Superman commercial where he defuses a bomb for the corporate gig in Vegas; fake bomb gets left behind from filming. “Yikers island!” Jonathan has to “who dis” after getting new iPhone8, information didn’t transfer Jonathan sees Letterkenny at Casino New Brunswick with 1,900 fans; Jeremy is looking “Mark Forward to it”; Carole & Jono attend Canadian Screen Awards (Jono wins; Jann Arden presents with N’Syncers who big-timed Jono, hangs out with James Duthie); Carole & Jono cancel their day-trip to New York for their anniversary and Marchbus-trip to Florida due to weather Jeremy attends Aurora Tigers game with Dart Guy; goes into double overtime Jono shares about annual hockey competition with “overall flow” contestants. “There’s frosted tips and mullets and mohawks and bobs and ‘fros/” [Blank] ______ Year Old Mafk game |
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Discuss “Guy” as a casual greeting; “Buddy is the worst.”; “Pal is worst!”; “Look, Lady… is an off-putting way to start a sentence.”
Jeremy tells Sammy Hagar stories. “Man, I ain’t got no time for Elvis today!”; Jeremy confirms touring with “Haggsy” on the Van Halen tour in 1995. “He dresses like Richard Simmons – tank top and short shorts.”; “As a singer, he was legit?!?”; Anthony Keidis is “not the first guy I’d pick for the All-Star team” Discuss Lee Trevino’s golf shenanigans. “He’s a sweetheart, always!” Deep dive on Van Halen jams (Jump, Panama, When It’s Love, etc); Jeremy shares about his fight with the smaller Righteous Brothers guy in a hotel; The Beatles played Monopoly and shagged in adjoining hotel rooms (“Monopoly & Chill”; “You’re not the only ones to get horny!” [Jeremy cackle laughs]) Action 7 News with: Tom Bent & Carlie Huffinbock; Buffy Termontina & Bell Cosby; Shocky Tazer & Carp Melowlee; Elise Bermanchetti & Glass Case; Jonathan alludes to watching ABC news “The names are always like Tark Pocklington & Melissa Hernandez”; Gandalf Harrison & Tina Tarson; Ariel Hershiser; Harvey Knockers & Trudy Blapstein; Al Overher & Sonya Smituny; Penny State & Anne Pocklingtonberg; Baron Tonsilitus; Pearl Oyster; Nore Easter; Punch Punchadillo; Vince Malone; Couch Fartichtuny; Purse Largo; Barbara Demeanie; Darren Tackle Torrens family made it to Florida safely; dry camped in South Carolina Jeremy saw Letterkenny live at Queen Elizabeth Theatre; “great hang with the bahds afterwards; blown away by Mark Forward’s stand-up” Henry barks at passersby; “He just wants to party with everybody”; Rebel caught a mouse in the house = Jono gasps; discuss their dog habits; Jonathan shares his hatred for mice as Jeremy describes the mice in his home Discuss upcoming TnT shows across Canada, confirm newly booked shows Andrea & Laramie go to Universal Studios. “I need 2 people for Harry Potters!”; “You’re already the colour of mayonnaise, a little sunshine wouldn’t hurt a fella!”; Laramie wants to read his book, begrudgingly entertains Andrea’s excitement. Andrea wants to see wax museum “he’s right waxy!”; they see Mario Lopez “look at the worshboard abs… I want to take a bath in one of his dimples…”; Andrea wants Thing 1 & Thing 2 shirts; Laramie puts on his “Guy-liner” with his fingerless gloves Discuss Bewitched & I Dream of Jeannie; Jeremy queries whether or Barbara Eden was “on the gak”; Michael Caine vs My Cocaine Discuss potential sponsorship offers; importance of doing ads in TnT characters; Next week will be the “first ad in TnT history” – hoping to expand tour reach, offer additional contests. Discuss the balance of enjoyment and the business side of things. |
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Reflect on the past 141 hours of phone chats; guests; “Holiday Hum-off is where we hit our stride”; 1st episode with advertising: Humber College (Mike MacFarlane = alumni)
Jonathan is at “Dominion of Canada inside Florida” with fellow east coasters. (Tropical Palms RV resort); Jeremy refers to “I like how he speaks his mind!” Trump supporter; Torrens headed to Disneyworld with “Fast Pass opportunities”, discusses magic “Moses bracelets”; “a lot of Guy Fieri-lookin’ mafks, fanny packs, and mouse merchandise” Amazing Race or Disgrace game Seth Fisher complains to neighbour about his loud humming while he’s trying to work. Barenaked Ladies scheduled to appear with Steven Page at Junos |
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“Money for Nothin’: The Mark Knopfler Show,” consumer affairs show, where individuals are interviewed about not working very hard for their money. Nick Nolte is interviewed. Harry, the sidekick shows up. [Jeremy chuckles non-stop]. “It takes him like 10 minutes to actually bring the show in.” Discuss Dire Straits and Nick Nolte’s film credits. “I don’t hear a lot of ‘Nick Nolte is clean and sober stories, do you?”
Martin Lager, the writer of “The Littlest Hobo” passes away. Discuss the Junos with the Barenaked Ladies with Steven Page, The Arkells, Sarah Harmer tribute to Gord Downie “Hoppy Easter, Bahd!”; Jonathan’s back from “Miam-o”; “Your Knopfler was amazing!” Live tweeting situation of in-office lunch stealer; the coffee machine pisser guy (“How greasy!”; “How much do you have to hate someone to do that?”) Jeremy talks about seeing the Oklahoma City bombing aftermath; was in DC when the Beltway sniper was active. Jono shares about Hershey factory, “Bangor sneak”–> “Fishkill sneak”; mentions Jason’s Pizza “not to be missed”, Resident’s Inn “it’s tight… waffles for breakfast and stuff”; “I feel like Hartford has a seedy underbelly!”; describe boring and poor small-town US cities. Jeremy recommends Boise, ID and Portland, OR as his favourite surprise cities, suggests Voodoo Doughnuts. Jere golfs with “Eddie the Wrench,” Canadian curler – who is really good at chirping Lisa loves buying stuff from 403auctions, left over from movie filming. Jeremy gets new spy glasses that record stuff, hold memory cards. Jeremy’s Top 5 “Spy Glasses” jams |
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“The Mark Knopfler Show” featuring Randy Bachman. Jono goes down a Mark Knopfler wormhole.
Jeremy provides update on Aneliese’s health issues. (9-1-1 call, IV, stomach virus with low immunity, week-long hospital stay–> Taggart family Costa Rica trip) Discuss the Humboldt hockey team bus tragedy Discuss the Biltmore. Jere golfed there with Randy Johnson (MLB pitcher, also a drummer, “knees almost to his head because he’s so tall”); Steve Jones’ farts on the golf course (“he’d make a 20-footer and then let out a big gas…”); Glen Campbell Jono’s girls auditioned for school talent show doing “Ho Hey” by The Lumineers. Indy plays piano, Sug currently playing guitar. Created band “Sug-Indy.” [Humber College commercial: Andrea raves about her love of the comedy training program] “Tiny Little Mafk” proves to be helpful in retrieving a lost cell phone; retrieves stuck vending machine items; (“He’s a tiny little mafk in this great big world” – theme song is “Diff’rent Strokes” by Alan Thicke); retrieves quarters from under the driver’s seat; retrieves wedding ring from drain pipe; helps remove popcorn kernels from being stuck in one’s teeth. (“Where does he live?” – “In someone’s pocket?” – “I picture him kind of like the IKEA monkey…”) Jeremy provides details of Costa Rica trip; celebrating 11th anniversary with Lisa; amazing fresh fruit; thieves stealing windows; weird bugs, bees, fire ants, leaf eaters & crabs everywhere; snakes, scorpions, packs of monkeys, black jaguar; father-in-law’s house. “On the Gak: (Alleged) 80s Edition” – theme song: “Rockit” by Herbie Hancock Introduction of Crying Guy (to avoid conflict or confrontation) Calvin (Jere) says “Kewl Beans” in the workplace; cries when questioned by co-worker Glen (Jono) fails to record WWE RAW episode; roommate becomes angry; begins to sob uncontrollably Customer (Jere) at Starbucks ordering coffee, refuses all other snacks; breaks down into tears, is overly sensitive Oren (Jono) gets yelled at by co-worker for leaving Keurig pods behind; cries and gets defensive “you’re such an asshole” Both reminisce about special tear-jerking moments with their kids (Jono at Disneyland; Jere writes his name on his boys’ bunk bed) |
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“Appliance Giants” call-in show (theme song: “It’s in the Way That You Use it” by Eric Clapton)
Electric-lux fridge isn’t chilling properly. “It’s as hot in there as it is out here.”; Ketchup doesn’t belong in the fridge?! Microwave issue. “It could be a valve or a float or a latch?”; “My husband’s a piece of human garbage that barely gets out of the bed in the morning.”; Hairdryer burns her skin off the scalp. Stove elements make the “hissing/ringing noise”. Clearance Leaf Blower isn’t blowing leaves when there’s no leaves around. (Radio host bumbles with the mute button) Jonathan’s in Winnipeg for the Comedy Festival; Jets are in Playoffs; Saw bicycle spandex onesie boarding a plane; Discuss what to wear when returning from hot destination; dude unsuccessfully tried to get the “Go Jets Go” chant on the plane – twice, “he should’ve whispered it to see if it caught on like a grass-fire!” “Bigger Bird” game show Discuss Stanley Cup Playoffs: Kadri’s 3-game suspension; Leafs vs Bruins; difficulty with predictions “Canadianity all the way?”; Patrik Laine’s beard Jeremy tells brick-dropping on crocodile story; Jono shares about alligator jet-boat tour in Florida, sees wild boar in the ditch on the highway “these mafks are taking over…”; Jono recollects pig on Street Cents set on Season 1. “Do you like to party?” Room Service guy at sketchy hotel: “Perrrr-fect. Excellent choice, sir! Mmmm!” Marks or Lark Game (Mark’s Work Wear House product or made up) “Hey Aren’t You…” Game |
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Debrief Taggarts’ trip to Costa Rica (Jack & Aneliese’s 1st flights, ice storm, amazing weather, Rain Maker Park, #canadianitysouth, parrots & frigate birds, beach walkin’, packed into one room like “Charlie & the Chocolate Factory” styles, kids get sick, $17 of American candy, little blue jellyfish mafks = “MADUSAS”/Man-o-war – “yikers island penitentiary”, papas fritas)
[Gordon Lightfoot wonders if he should write “Fundown” a book about his on-stage banter. Humber College’s “Humber Humour Writing Program”: humbercomedy.ca] Arkells playing in England with Frank Turner. Discuss the importance of opening bands. Debrief Jonathan’s televised gala for Winnipeg Comedy festival (Jets won 1st series, postponed flights due to ice storm, Westjet “what can we do for you line”, Henry feeling frisky with his haircut and bomber jacket, crying passengers secure early flights = drives Jonathan bananas) Jono’s new project: American Girl dollhouse (designed & built from scratch); “I love doing things that are outside my realm of comfort.” Jere loves vacuuming to clear his head. Canadianity is now featured on Audible app Discuss ideas for Episode 150. All request show? Jono: “I can tell you’re underwhelmed!” Jeremy is all in with the Jets for the Stanley Cup. “Just for Burton Cummings alone!” Jeremy’s Top 5 “First Warm Day of the Year” jams Briefly discuss passing of Vern Troyer, “tiny little mafk in a great big sky”…. “it was supposed to be touching” |
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Donovan hosts “Heart of Glass” game show, stirs the pot with contestants. – Collin & Lorraine (“Finally some time for us twigs n berries, yeah?”; “Have you ever been on the gak?”; “I did steal his identity and rack up a credit card once!”) – Andy & Mandy (“Would you wet anyone’s whistle in the neighbourhood??”; “If you had to shag someone at work…”; “Any DILFs in your neighbourhood?”) “What’s new in Taggart town?”; Jonathan shares about East Coast Music Awards (increasing hip-hop presence, female singer-songwriters, “The Island was burlin’!”); Stumpy Campbell; prominence of Sloan “Yello?… May the Fourth be with you!”; Discuss preference for Cinqo de Mayo Jeremy’s Top 5 “Store” jams [Jonathan is going to play Slanguage with Tom Power on Q; Jeremy sees Cormorants behind his house; Jonathan refers to Fat-burger birds] – “Down Under” by Men at Work (Gary looks to upgrade his vehicle at used car lot; intrusive salesman obtains too much personal information. “I’m looking for a car, not a life coach!”; Hassling over the Cobalt; the Walk-Away approach is employed) Torrens’ family is struggling to compromise with 4 different agendas for new vehicle; discuss the frustrations of used car sales tactics. |
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Andrea ‘n’ Them episode. Andrea’s new co-worker, Dawsons Gilmour, sings 90’s jams: (“The Way” by Fastball, “I Knew I Loved you” by Savage Garden, “Breakfast at Tiffany’s” by Deep Blue Somethings, “Wicked Game” by Chris Isaak). “Dawsons, do you want to pound a hard Brio?”; “Okay, that’s enough… You could use a lute, instead of a guitar!”; “That’s a little Errol Flynn, for me.” Dawsons wears mock turtleneck and thick whaled cords.
Donovan meets “Nas-Tea” for an audition; “Note Stick Guy, what are you?! Wasting my time…” Jonathan’s got 2 teeth pulled, using his “clicky”; awaiting dental surgery implants & a sinus lift; “goofed up on pain killers”; “they last as long as I own my head” Jonathan visited real-life Bonnie and her dog, Pacco (who has gained 1.5lbs) Jonathan debriefed his time at the East Coast Music Awards; plays “Slanguage” with Tom Power on Q, with Carole’s freshly made chocolate chip cookies led to Alan Doyle’s comment: “If there’s one thing I hate, it’s Gon-Cookies.” [Gino & Joe do Humber College commercial for humour writing program] Gentle Giant behind the coffee counter that sounds like Jarome the Giraffe from Friendly Giant; Jeremy recalls that his Bri-Ashley character sounds like Rusty the Rooster Discuss Holy Grail of Canadianity television: Louis Del Grande’s glasses from Seeing Things; Relic’s toque; the urban peasant James Barber’s white shirts; Wok With Yan apron; Dog from Due South; plane from Danger Bay; RCMP uniform from Due South; Dressing Room couch; Clue Board from Definition; licence plate from Bumper Stumpers. [use #tnttv]… Wheels’ glasses; wheel from Test Pattern; wheel from Just like Mom; Fergie Olver in handcuffs Discuss sports updates: Raptors fire coach; Vegas Golden Knights doing well; good folks in Winnipeg love their Jets Jonathan shares about weed control (PH reading; Round-Up); Jeremy suggests bringing “a Lemmy to come and piss on the weeds… bring bikers over, fill them with beer, and piss on the dandelions”; a Pee-Fest; might need to become a “golf-course superintendent”) East-Coast Band Name Game (“Real or Fishy”) – Clam Chowder (Real!); Lobster Tamalley (“That’s Fishy, Bahd!); “Do you pound the roe?!… Butter styles…”; Squid (Real!); Right Whale Brothers (“Fishy”; “for shit’s sakes!”); Blueberry Grunt (Real!); Pickled Herring (Fishy!); Rum n Raisin (“Fishy!”); Donair Supply (Real – Halifax’s premiere cover band); Barnacle (Real!); The Schooners (“That’s fishy!”); Gon’ Cookies! –> “Right Friggy” is TnT band name Danko Jones hosts Regal Beagle podcast dedicated to Three’s Company. Discuss the Gypsey Kings; “musical gak”; fast rhythms are “8,000 miles/hour”; All-Time Fan Favourite Moments: Jeremy’s “Go Jets Go – White Out” jams |
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Jack & Diane cover Harry & Megan’s Royal Wedding from a British pub. Discuss well-used phrases, including: blimey, “the c-word”, use of pounds, etc. Overview the Hollywood celebrities in attendance, including 3 of Harry’s exes. “Camilla, if you squint, has the same coloring that Princess Diana had, but it looks like she’s been left in the dryer for several weeks.” Celebrity couple name should be “Me-rry”. Discuss Diane’s online dating encounters.
Jeremy can’t be bothered with the Royal Wedding, the Royals, or Elvis fandom. Jonathan saw Charles and Diana at the airport in Sherwood, PEI. Announcement: Episode 150 Spectacular will be recorded live at RumRunners in London, ON. Bahd-pooling car pool. Additional coverage of the Royal Wedding with Jack and Donovan as Diane is under the weather. Donovan brags that he introduced Megan and “Prince Randy.” Donovan provides behind-the-scenes commentary of the wedding; gives “Eltie” his seat the at the ceremony. Voted against “Candle in the Meg-an” or “In the Ha-rry Tonight” being performed. Post-Ceremony parties were debriefed, including putting Prince Phillip to bed, sharing a Gin & Tonic with the Queen. “Jack rhymes with Gak!” Jeremy provides update on “rustic styles” backyard landscaping with decorative stones. Jonathan gives PH level updates. “Holy moly, what’s the deal?” Jonathan needs lime and over-seeding. Neighbzies interchange: Discuss the prominence of bullies due to anonymous nature of social media/internet. Elaborate on the experience of bullying through the eyes of their children. Influence of parents on kids’ behaviour. Jono recollects sitting next to Child Psychologist on a plane, advice received. Jeremy shares his appreciation for Sex Pistols; knocks Blink-182 for being “shit/terrible” live. “It’s like watching a car with 3 wheels and one maybe breaking…” British edition of Slanguage: |
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Jono sells 2-horse, slant-stall trailer on Kijiji, describes patience-trying customer interactions.
“You’ve been a busy little beaver!”; Update on Jeremy’s parents, Ronnie & Beryl. Sold their home, moving to apartment in Barrie, ON. References the “Copperhead Road” apartment guy; Filled 2 large bins including Jeremy’s stuff from “when I was a little kid” up until 22 or so. Jetson, “King of Caring”, was “throwing stuff into the bin like the Hulk.”; Jetson got an in-ground pool; Beryl’s short-term memory begins to fail. Discuss how dementia has set in. Jono shares about strategies his mother used to throw people off the scent. The Yawning “Tired Guy” is invited to go to Game 4 Playoff game. Jonathan admits to being overt Tired Guy, embraces his role as being “that guy”. The Negative Guy that “finds fault with everything, always!” Collin & girlfriend attend Hot Yoga. (“Why’s it so hot in here?”; “My pants are itchy”; “I don’t like this, i don’t think!”; “This mat isn’t soft enough”; “Mine’s not soft”; “Honestly, does it have to be this hot in here?”; “This is TOO hot yoga!”; “I don’t have to do anything, I’m sweating already!”) “There are a lot of Collins in the world!” Volcano Guy – “Goes zero to PISSED in a nano-second… they’re like tinder boxes, because you never know what’s gonna set them off… There’s a lot of these dudes!” 50s Diner styles with Dwart & his girlfriend. Volcano Guy freaks out over water pitcher & meals given to other patrons first; discuss “Rightful Volcano Guy”, bad tipping (“What do you think Andre the Giant had to leave?”… “That’s a Thousie!”) Discuss famous musicians trashing hotels. (The Who, Led Zeppelin, Keith Moon, Trailer Park Boys–> Wooden shutters shattered by kung-fo punches & fixed with Kaluha & glue; Jeremy recollects throwing potted plant down the stairs; Jeremy confirms he was most likely of OLP musicians to “get into mischief”) Scatts Ass podcast for Jazz Musicians, Louie & LoLo. Beatles scatting tribute act. “We used to be a trio, but now we’re a duo… He’s not with us anymore.” Reference their band-mate who had difficulty with temperature regulation. Reference gig at Snakey Jacks with stolen gear out of the Chrysler Sebring. Staying at JerBnB. Debrief the taping of episode 150, with attending bahds (Tim Oxford, Sylvia, Mike the Bahd, Steve from Air Canada, Hodge – “First Responder Bahd”); Great White performed show beneath TnT gig; Ate at Jack Aster’s after the show. Debriefed the preference for AirBnB spaces. Live shows have had more story-telling than characters. Gord & Bernie. “Hey Bernie!”. Gord requests assistance through the window, before pitching new songs. “These turds haven’t been fully polished.” Sings “Summer of ‘49”, “Sunday in the Park” — (“someone needs to get the wax out of their sound holes”), “Friday Night’s Alright for Fighting”, “Monday, Bloody Monday”, “Just another Manic Tuesday”. |
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Canadianity150 live in London, ON; “Who would’ve known that when we started recording what were essentially phone conversations that you pervs would eavesdrop for 150 hours…”
Shoutouts to Tim Oxford, Mike MacFarlane, Steve Goodfellow (Air Canada), Adam Lylee(Professor @ Faneshaw College, Director of Photography for Trailer Park Boys) Labatt Light: “It’s like chilled rat piss”; Moby-lookin’ mafk gives Jono advice for his farm Blank Lookin’ Mafk Game: Jono’s best comedic work on the elevator. “More like slow-e-vator, am I right?”; Sings Happy Birthday to a stranger; proposes idea for a show called “Goin Down” where you pin a mic onto people as they come into the elevator Papa Doug (Jeremy’s Step-Grandfather who would “get things goin’”) would fall asleep watching satellite tv, leaving grease spot on the wall. Lyric or Lie Game Audience Questions Hit the Post Game Audience member asks, “What’s been your worst fight?”; Jono gets irritable when hungry; Jere isn’t great with directions) Jonathan tells the Knowton Nash & Peter Mansbridge “The National” story; Corey Hart at the Junos “No Way” story Jeremy warms up on the drums; Jono becomes Gear Pigeon: “cool, cool, cool” Jono sings “Clap Your Turd Cutter”, “Trailer Park Life”, & “Brian Wilson” |
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MAFK hats sold out at the 150th episode taping. (Jono using quiet hotel voice)
Jeremy attended Arkells Rally show with Tim Oxford’s Dad & Lisa at the Hamilton CFL stadium; hung out with “Stumpy” (Ryan the Sound-man). “Made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside!”; “Bahdism is alive and well with the Arkellians!”; Tom Power was in attendance (played “Lyric or Lie” with Tom Power) Jono wears homemade bow-tie with a Canadian glasses case with baler twine for Canada Day interview with Marilyn. Jono supports fundraiser for Miranda (single mom with cancer). Introduce concept of Canadianity Content Studios; rationale for creating their own internet-focused content, providing a venue for others’ creativity; intention to feature cartoon TnT clips, TnT video podcasts Breaking News: Ontario Tour Dates (August 10-11-12: Oshawa, Toronto, St. Catharine’s) announced. “That’s going to be unskinny bop!” Expressed desire for summer-time Bahd-B-Ques; discuss east-coast & west-coast dates. “Bahds n Suds” Tour. Jeremy moved parents into new Barrie apartment; Jere’s mom is struggling to adjust (getting lost, feeling overwhelmed, difficulty remembering); Jono shares struggles with his mom’s dementia; discuss challenges of aging parents and subsequent health issues. Jono shares Bruce Hornsby story at LLBean parking lot, playing basketball against Alan Iverson. Jono’s first purchased cassette was Bruce Hornsby, played it in his Hyundai Pony; discuss Dire Straits deep dive. Jeremy’s Top 5 “Are You Still Up?” jams |